If You Woke Up Tomorrow As Your Rp Character

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I would watch my back and take a bath in my moneyz. After that elliminate every possible enemy yeah.. think I am going to do that...
 
Jeez... well, uhm.

If Monica was me, I'd be pretty god damn pleased that I have rat friends. But always extremely. Extremely scared. Did I ever mention that I really hate rats? Monica's kinda my worst nightmare. I would loovee my cheekbones. Sopretty. @w@ I mean, I would try and get my teeth fixed but THOSE CHEEKBONES! ;'D

Irene... I don't know. I'd get some meat into mah new body, because damn I do not make her eat. Plus. I'd totes abuse my musical powers and almighty Nobleness. I mean, who wouldn't? Also. Sailing. Lots of it. x3

I think... being in Zuzo would be incredibly interesting. First of all. Male. Second of all, five children. Thirdly, banana wife that is actually @XTheIndifferent so uhm omg. And the fact that my house would be incredibly mad. I'd love it, actually. Bein' all crazy ereyday, all day.

Ohgod. With Dawn I'd pretty much go mad. I have to have a cane to walk like what no omg. Do not want saggyness of oldness. Although I would have a lot of nice contacts and buddies. @w@ ...And enemies. Like Freya Lo. Oh dear God.
 
Earth:
Silverveil - I am a huge SPIDER
Zein - I AM A HUMAN MAGE
Fenshari - I AM A F*CKING LIZARD

Aloria:
Silverveil - I am a huge SPIDER
Zein - RADIANT GAUNTLET
Fenshari - I AM STILL A F*CKING LIZARD
 
Earth:
Tim: Be unhappy with only one arm.
Kai: Get Restaurant and name it Angry Ocelot.
Rolf: Murder everything

Aloria:
Tim: Still be bada** with one arm.
Kai: Be awesome Restaurant owner.
Rolf: Still be Psycho and murder everything.
 
I would catch sickness , almost drown, be in war, fall a lot, kill random citizens, get married in a day, kill my wife, be mentally disabled, god rp, accedently enter the rift, fall off my building and die, fall in lava, burn, die, die, die, die, and lastly, commit suicide
 
Ulric: Arrest some people, command guard patrols, get lost in my own manor. The usual.

Axton: Continue daily life while attempting to cope with a very chatty ancient being in my head.

Hadrian: Limp around, shoot people dirty looks, beat some poor whippersnapper with my cane.
 
Earth: Take a backpacking trip around the world. You know you want to.

Regalia: Take a nap, shank some vampires, drink with friends, and be a lovable grandpa in general.
 
ChibiKitten said:
I..Id probably like:
"Oh my gosh....OH my gosh...OH MY GOSH!!! What?! When?! How?! How is this possible?! Wh..wheres my body?! I..if Im Stella then who's me?! Is Stella me?! -runs out of bathroom- I look so amazin! I..I love this but am also freaked the hell out by this at the same time! I WUV I...but..my family...are they other characters too? Is it just me? -gasp- my boyfriend will be ...no....not just him...EVERYONE will be freaking out if Stella is me or or if Im not even there! Maybe I was erased from the other world? Did I die? Is this a different world if not mine?! -Remembers Stella marrying Droe- Ok...I have a hus-OH MY GOD I HAVE A FRIEKENING HUSBAND! I dont know this dude and and and and...I myself aint mentally ready for dis man!!! I dont want dat man I want MY real man!! -lets out a gasp again- what if I never return?! What the hell is going on here?! .......-catches her breath and thoughts for a while and a thought crosses her mind- Oh my gosh! I know all that the future brings! -cracks knuckles- heh heh...time for some inventing.."

...Yeah...pretty much would be my reaction XD lmao

But if I was Stella...Id...hrm..use my charm for possible free wine? XD
Oh oh and annnnnd I would sew FABULOUS new outfits :P
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U luv me dunt ly -sarcasm-.
 
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Corinne: Oh my, I would have been dating a prince, owning like, 3-4 mansions around Aloria, hanging out with nobles all day.. asdfghjkl i want corinnes life.

Zaza: .. Get stuck in a well, throw eggs at people, call people "Melon Man". And probably get arrested for attacking other people with eggs and melons. @Buffy @Verityg <3

Denise: I'd hate to be a sadistic vampire who's good at lying, wooh.

I LIKE CORINNES LIFE THE MOST​
 
I would freak out but then relize that im a dwarf now and I dont have school, jobs and would much rather be a dwarf then go to school
 
P-p-p-please. Sure, my lifespan would be halved and I'd have to deal with backache but

COME ON. (Shakes the world violently with caps)
I would choose a Fire mage over a lanky, Opium addicted elf anyday.
 
If I would wake up as my all-slaughtering barbarian called Far'Mur:
I would scream after noticing that my clothes are covered in blood and after noticing some dead bodies hidden in a chest. Then I would go to a mirror and see that I've got a beard and mustache, and I would say with pride 'I LUV IT!!'.

-Greetings, Theboomyfly.
 
Medival:
Be like, oh crap I have a demon possesed husband
Currert time:
I would be kept in animal control, cause I'm a kitty cat
 
~In Game~
1) Cry because i wont have any HOT POCKETS!! >: (
2) Finally have an excuse to wield a sword (dad took my ducktape sword e-e)
3) blow up @Valia Victoria because sisterly love is never violent x3
~On Earth~
1) jesus would have to take the wheel because i swear anything and everything would be in danger because of me.
 
1. See a psychiatrist
2. Make sure my skull doesn't belong to someone I know
3. Cry more about Aria Tezari (@Omnomivore)
4. Run out of things to do, be a smartass to the locals and harshly beg for food.
 
1. Realize im a giant beetle.
2. Freak out slightly and run away from home.
3. Get captured by the government and get experimented on
4. die because they didnt know what they were doing.
 
Miu Ehla: Eh, I'd be freaked out if I now look like a Wolf/Thylacine, But it'd be pretty fun running around as Miu asking everyone to be her friend.
Lilac Lileu: I'd be terrified finding out I'm now a plant human thing, However Now I have free flowers ^.^
A'hii: Omg Waking up as her would be pretty fun, but confusing, considering I'd be a tiny human with giant dachshund hound ears and tail, I was however always a Dachshund person though.
 
I would make a beeline for the libraries. And/or try to figure out how to actually use a sword.
 
I'm confused as to if I would wake up here, or in Aloria, so I'm going with Aloria 'cause I like it better.
  • Jason: I would love every second of it. Especially his tree, and his awesome coat that I can never seem to find in IRL stores... Aside from that, I share most of my mental traits with him, and he has long hair only because I do. But still... I'd have to deal with his enemies, and I wouldn't really want that...
  • T'aryn: Well, I'd have to adjust to being a girl, and both older and younger than my IRL self. But I've always wanted to explore the sewers, and the Shendar Grove is my dream. I wouldn't really like being short, but I could adjust.
  • L'areni: Well, now I'm a pet. And I have a bunch of dead stuff in my pockets. Aside from obvious physical changes, I'd probably be fine, for the most part...
  • Silas: He's pretty much an embodiment of all my negative traits times two. I'd hate having one eye, but I'd love it as much as being Jason.
  • Aearwen/Algondes: A new one I'm working on, a female who identifies as a male. Well, I'm a male who identifies as male, so that'd be the same. Being a Shendar would be pretty cool, I guess. I certainly wouldn't mind the grey skin. Uh... He's not quite developed yet, so that's all for now.
Also, I wouldn't mind the loss of internet. Massivecraft's one of the few things I actually do with it.
 
I would scream for two reasons if I ever woke up as Nildra.
1. Holy crap I'm a shapshifting snake lady
2. I am now a beacon of sin
 
  1. Plant lady, cute as f
  2. Food grown straight off the back
  3. Both kinds of weewees
  4. No need for contraceptives
  5. Spawn of a Goddess
H E C K Y E S SIGN ME THE FLUFF UP!

I would:
  • Be awesome.
 
Nlaea Soryn:
Earth- HOLY CRABAPPLE I'M AN INSANE ELF VAMPIRE WOMAN WHO A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE. WELL, TIME TO FIND JOHNATHAN AND CECILY THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD. at least I already somewhat think like her, waitnothatsabadthing.
Aloria - HECK YEA. HAVE A HEXED YOU TOO OH AND YOU HAVE A HEXED WHEEEE I'M SO AWESOME. ohwaitnodonttrytokillme
Marciel Gosse:
Earth- OH MY WOW I HAVE A .. WELL THEN. walks around calling people idiots and the opposite gender
Aloria- yesivealwayswantedtobeinaloria oh no KILLERS
Dreamaxia in Regalia-
WHEEEE. Must. Change. Events and save Willow,Hazel,Drew,Kona,BellA-continues to list every dead character
 
Dreamaxia said:
Nlaea Soryn:
Earth- HOLY CRABAPPLE I'M AN INSANE ELF VAMPIRE WOMAN WHO A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE. WELL, TIME TO FIND JOHNATHAN AND CECILY THEN TAKE OVER THE WORLD. at least I already somewhat think like her, waitnothatsabadthing.
Aloria - HECK YEA. HAVE A HEXED YOU TOO OH AND YOU HAVE A HEXED WHEEEE I'M SO AWESOME. ohwaitnodonttrytokillme
Marciel Gosse:
Earth- OH MY WOW I HAVE A .. WELL THEN. walks around calling people idiots and the opposite gender
Aloria- yesivealwayswantedtobeinaloria oh no KILLERS
Dreamaxia in Regalia-
WHEEEE. Must. Change. Events and save Willow,Hazel,Drew,Kona,BellA-continues to list every dead character
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K'ona's dead?!
 
Oooh boy! Lets see, I am gonna write what I would do as each of my chars in earth and aloria. Also, please excuse any typos or mess ups, I am using my phone here!
Aloria:
1:Fane the vigilante ranger, I would be like "What the...?" Then realize where I am, and WHO I am, and grin. Cuz now I am an awesome vigilante who carries a dagger and is justt plain COOL!
2:Jade the psyco killer, I would be wierded out that I was a girl, then realize that I am also an epic cold blooded killer, then realise that I am insane and hear voices. Then I would go kill some people.
3:I'rierh the Q'urebo, I would freak out because people like to kick me across the tavern, then realize how epic it is that I am a mouse person! And go be adorable.
4:Zam the crazy old man, go bug the **** out of people!
5:Jrrilnaardo the Ur, realize I am huge and that is awesome! Thena rember he has no tounge and be sad.
6:Jonathan the farm boy, be a bartender and make money for my dying mom!
Earth: Fane, run away and join the army because what else would I do with my life?
Jade, run away and assassinate all the world leaders.
Zam, run away and find a hospital so I can live ten more years.
Jrril, go be sasquatch.
I'rieth, eh, I dont know, run away and Find an old lady who will adopt me and not question me being a mouse person.
Jonathan, run away and lead a normal life.
 
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If I woke up the next day as my my character. I think I wouldn't be in that place for much longer ._.
 
Earth:
Joseph: Switch my clothes as fast as possible, plunder in rewards.
Za'har: Kill myself.

Aloria:
Joseph: Hell yeah I'm married, go on exciting adventures, and wear a dress.
Za'har: Magic all day and all night.
 

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