If You Woke Up Tomorrow As Your Rp Character

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I would thank The Lord that I didn't create a bat shit crazy character and just continue to be fabulous in all honesty
 
I would be shocked for like five minutes but then... "I'm in a medieval fantasy world as a cat person. O_O All my dreams have come trueeee!!" Then just continue to live life as my Tigran. :D If only...
 
Dont we already have RltM campaign for stuff like this? I never really got time to do that though...

I'd run around and enjoy myself... taking in the wonders of the 1600s or something? I dont know I would be terrified to wake up in my characters body.
 
Hanna: be super uncordinated because Hanna is much shorter than me then celebrate because I no longer need glasses
Clarissa: be super uncordinated because I'm now nearly blind and wish to any god that would listen that they would give me my glasses back. Also, curse the sun because albino induced photosensetivity
 
If this happened to me in my guy well:
1. Drink
2. Go throw as many empty bottles I have on maiar
3. Find out who shot at me with fire arrow
4. Drink again
5. Drink some more
6. Shoot people from tavern and then tell guards it was a demon
 
Meta-game horribly and freak all the medieval people out by trying to create batteries. Then, give up 'cos it's harder than it looks, die, and go down in history as "That crazy guy who fiddled around with freaking metal wire his whole life. Freak." Then become famous when electricity is finally discovered.
 
Hegemone Sylvari: I would be a lot prettier and my ears would take some getting used to.
Real world: Become a freak and use my long red hair to cover my abnormal pointy large ears
Regalia: Try to find more dresses so that I don't have to wear the same one all the time, try on all the hats in William's closet, and braid my beautiful hair wishing I had a real bathtub.

Bethany Mirlow: I would be a 20 year old in a 6 year olds body and use my youth to get out of responsibilities
Real world: move back in with my family (probably) and deal with being a mature young child
Regalia: Walk around acting all cute, but itching because of the ragged clothes and wish for a real bathtub because I would be extremely filthy. (>.<)
 
Rory/Rozalia (twins)
On Earth: I would probably continue life as normal, just take a whole lot of more selfies, start calling myself Rory, and become a hot male cosplayer that can also wear female cosplays and make it work. For Rozalia, I would just be a hot pale lady who may or may not be a Vampire.
In Regalia: If I woke up in Aloria, I wouldn't actually be in Regalia, seeing as Rory doesn't sleep there. I'd be in Fendarfell and I'd have to take the long trek all the way to Regalia. x0x So after I went there, I'd go around and start trying to act as normal as I could. Same with Rozalia, except I'd wake up in Ithania instead.

Francoeur
On Earth: I would do my best not to freak out my mom and sister by being a giant flea(or "vespid" because we can't be fleas).. And then I would go on to be extremely adorable with a lot of chirping and chitter noises.
In Regalia: Same thing I always do when I'm him. Crawl out of my hiding place in the sewers and just stare at people, unable to actually talk and tell people what I am. Francoeur sucks at speaking..

Dani
On Earth: I would have to try and live out through that day with the urge to kill my family and eat them for dinner. And NOT be confused as to what my biological gender would be(as Dani). But since we all know, Dani is agender, and to top it off, androgynous, so I might confuse my family as well.
In Regalia: I'd still be trying to act natural, but since people don't really know Dani that well, I'd be trying to hold back my urges like Dani does, but they're a lot better at it than I am. Trying not to kill pretty shirtless men. Bluh.
 
I'd be stuck in the canals most of the time ;-;
I'd probably just swim around hoping that I don't run into a hungry Praedator Maiar. Or Xeradon.

And I wouldn't be a redhead anymore.
 
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I would be like wait................ I DONT WANT A MEDIEVAL DISEASE!!! AAHAHAHAHAH! Then I would go hide in the tavern drinking because I can.
 
I..Id probably like:
"Oh my gosh....OH my gosh...OH MY GOSH!!! What?! When?! How?! How is this possible?! Wh..wheres my body?! I..if Im Stella then who's me?! Is Stella me?! -runs out of bathroom- I look so amazin! I..I love this but am also freaked the hell out by this at the same time! I WUV I...but..my family...are they other characters too? Is it just me? -gasp- my boyfriend will be ...no....not just him...EVERYONE will be freaking out if Stella is me or or if Im not even there! Maybe I was erased from the other world? Did I die? Is this a different world if not mine?! -Remembers Stella marrying Droe- Ok...I have a hus-OH MY GOD I HAVE A FRIEKENING HUSBAND! I dont know this dude and and and and...I myself aint mentally ready for dis man!!! I dont want dat man I want MY real man!! -lets out a gasp again- what if I never return?! What the hell is going on here?! .......-catches her breath and thoughts for a while and a thought crosses her mind- Oh my gosh! I know all that the future brings! -cracks knuckles- heh heh...time for some inventing.."

...Yeah...pretty much would be my reaction XD lmao

But if I was Stella...Id...hrm..use my charm for possible free wine? XD
Oh oh and annnnnd I would sew FABULOUS new outfits :P
 
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On second thoughts, I'd probably;

Wake up. Look around. Close eyes again. Open eyes again. Wonder where the heck I am. Think of this thread. Look down at self. Scream and pass out.

Rinse and repeat.
 
Oooh... depends on what Character...
Alfred Nightmonger: Able to keep up with any fighting with perfection, and chill with my friend/Fiance Delilah
Furnace: Float around the rift and play ghast ball with the devil and other peeps, cuz hey, being dead gets boring :/
Warden Wilt: Probably assassinate the Kades, guards, and other peeps.
(Hopefuly in the future below)
Shy White: Sit around and wait for people to look at my face, and maul them :D
The Outsider: Ride around on an undead horse, make a huge kingdom that rivals Regalia, once the army gets to my dark castle, I leap out with my undead legions, as I am on fire along with my horse, and paint the lands red and burn everything, including old hag Bavers! Then, I commit Seppaku with a cursed blade so that way anyone who has been wronged by a kingdom can have the power of myself as soon as they get the dark iron blade.
Should be fun...
 
Yoshika:
Reality: Fluff shit up and kill stuff, enough said.
Aloria: FLUFFSHITUPANDKILLSTUFF.

Elly:
Reality: Freak out because I'll have a split personality to deal with.
Aloria: CoolAndQuietCoolAndQuiet

Tenko:
Reality: Blow shiz up, and try to rule the world.
Aloria: Freak the the fluff out.
 
Welp...

Alea

Earth: Freak out because now I'm a 6'2 elf and my parents are going to go insane and wonder why there is a tall female elf in their house but also enjoy it because I can finally tease my sister because I am now taller than her and then go around swinging from things and jumping on roofs and then realize that I might never become who I was and my friends are going to freak out and asgla;m gnjl;ansjknf;a

Aloria: Run around enjoying the fact that I am now 6'2 and I am also fabulous and buff and tall and omg and my hearing would be oh so amaze and I could just... Yeah. I would also go and smack Droe in the face. And then I would invent computers because I know of the future and I can't live without computers. I would also invent Minecraft yo. But then again everyone would be confused why Alea is suddenly a scaredy cat.


Lavon

Earth: I don't even know. I would go screaming around not being able to go out in the daylight again even though I would be quite fabulous and attractive but also I would be a vampire with no humanity and insane.

Aloria: Welp, do what Lavon does and attack all the people and use my attractiveness to my advantage.

Yeaahhh..
 
Im gonna be like "No rules!" XD. Go to the bar, have a drink, and go around flirting(lol jk XD)
 
I would literally make-out with every hot guy I wanted and go on a serious hardcore shopping spree with @izzy8765 and another spree shopping for guys with @Ninjapig . Then I'd go slap @Lady Rose Rose really hard but do it OOC. Maybe go see some awesome magic show. Then maybe go to my humongous, gorgeous house, throw a huge party, get wasted, clean the crap up and repeat the entire thing again. Partay Time... Oh yes, then go see how @Cielian is doing and throw another party with just the two of us, @Ninjapig and @XxAusFuryxX ..and maybe more people; so yea, maybe not just two.

SO pretty much wreck myself over and over again with partying and stuff; feel wasted, kill myself, feel rejuvenated and waste myself all over again :D
 
I'm not sure. I guess my parents would freak out. That isn't good, though.
 
Sure ok :). Which reminds me, I should also start on my intro too since my previous one got deleted since I forgot to update it.