If You Woke Up Tomorrow As Your Rp Character

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Earth:
Joseph: Switch my clothes as fast as possible, plunder in rewards.
Za'har: Kill myself.

Aloria:
Joseph: Hell yeah I'm married, go on exciting adventures, and wear a dress.
Za'har: Magic all day and all night.
Correction: To be married. Also, you'd be a soon to be father, soooo...HAVEFUNWITHTHAT.
 
If I were my tigran chars, I would go stalk Dr, Fong, like I do in roleplay.
If I were a Ailor, I would go and tackle and pantsy random nobles and see how long it takes for me to get caught.
If I were my vampire, Id go and throw sewer water at fanc rich people!
 
Earth-Flee to the ocean, get caught by the CIC, and get reked by scientists.

Regalia-Flee to the sewers, get bitten by a vampire, and spend the rest of my life as the sole member of a hive mind.


Maiar lead sad lives.

(Seriously, though;

Earth: I guess I'd go hide in a lake or something, then once I've become suitably bad*** start screwing around with my friends. Which would be hard since there are like zero lakes in the town where I live. And also since I wouldn't be able to remember any of their names.

Regalia: Curl up into a ball in an attempt to cope with the fact that none of my friends know about Massive. Then maybe try to get in touch with the seven other Maiar players and start a small, semiaquatic crime syndicat-I mean clan, on the outskirts of Regalia. Where we jettison Regalian ships and steal their supplies.)
 
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Earth: Be considerably shorter, blonder, have a thick accent and a nasty habit of getting sick all the time. The first thing I'd do is eat, because she's pretty malnourished, then probably find somewhere to live independently, because it might be a bit strange for my roomies to bunk with a total stranger with no means of paying rent. Hehe.

Aloria: Have a heck of a time explaining why I was suddenly so uncheerful and antisocial. Probably pass it off as being ill. I would travel far and often because it would be pretty sweet to have the means to!
 
If that means I can sniff pretty girls and not get punched in the face then sign me up!
 
If I woke up as Nalani, I'd probably be a bit upset about being short, but I'd love being a plant. That's everyone's dream, isn't it? As for my reasoning on the whole gender thing, if someone can be a boy, and someone can be a girl, why not both?
 
Hmm...

Earth: Wake up, not notice that my ears are a little bit pointier and that I'm a few inches taller. Finally look into a mirror, flicking the tip of my, now pointier, ears like Glacius does occasionally, before returning to bed cause I'm clearly dreaming.

Aloria: Wake up staring up at the branches and leaves of some random tree within Regalia, only to close my eyes again before freaking out and falling out of the tree. Once done freaking out, I'd probably spin one of Glacius's many swords or freeze a small bottle of water...if no-one else is going through the same thing at the time, I'd be pretty much screwed.
 
Amber Ardor:
Earth: I'd say that I would go out and see how many men wanna date me.
Okay but seriously I'd probably just spend 2 hours in front of my mirror, and then sneak out of my window 'cause I still live with my parents and brother.

Aloria: I'd go up to Edwin and tell him how he makes Amber's life so much harder, go to Max, tell him that he's an idiot that should spend more time with his fiancƩ, and then I'd go adopt Beatrix 'cause she's so f'ing cute.

K'arni A'lluth
Earth: I'd spend my time running away from scientists, and stealing/receiving cookies.

Aloria: I'd eat all the cookies. Oh and have Cath help me go punch Gaston in the face.
 
I'd start having heart attacks because my character is uh.
Magical, and I like magic. But is wanted in some ways. Er.
 
Earth:
Wake up and notice I feel exceptionally more tired than I usually do- but my cold is gone and the world was a bit sharper and louder.
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Check in the mirror and freak out- but not as much... right away. Take a moment to appreciate my more athletic form, and be happy I was mindful enough to not steer too far away from the real me. Except with the ears... and once I realize that- it dawns on me. "I'm an elf... in the human world of earth..."

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Magic, ears, MUCH longer Life span! I'd start brain storming on how I'd make this work- figure out some ground rules for using my magic- wondering the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications on being a magically inclined being in a typically NON-magical place.
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Then try and slowly broach the truth to my folks. They'd be alright in time- but I know my brother would think it's awesomeā€¦ be a bit jealous.

Aloria:
Since I'm old enough to appreciate the life I had, but non-jaded enough to not appreciate the opportunity I'd be sooo conflicted.

What about my life back home? What happened? Did I vanish or am I some copy of myself transported to Aloria- or.. was I always here and is this the just a copy of my mind switched to this body- or did the rp me and real me switch places?! Or did I die and this is some parallel world?
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Once I go over every mind blowing questions I try and CALM down... take stock of my surroundings, and act as.. 'natural' as possible, and take stock of what I need to survive. As an employed healer I have some help with paying my bills to keep my home so I'm ok for that- but what about food, my responsibilities- or ALL the THINGS I know Lith is involved with?!
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Then I poke my nose outside and see just how many OTHER people are in my situation too.
I'd start small, with talking with people who are Lithiel's friends and seeing if I'm talking to the story version- or another trapped player like myself.
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Next I'd have to figure out that If I AM the only trapped player, what can I do? with all the things I read from the wiki about certain things I have both an advantage and HUGE target on my head! Also, I'd check the clinic as one of my first destination and see how many healers in-character are there and how many npc(now real people) are there. Just to take stock of how 'busy' I'd be in the days to come.
 
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Hmm I can be a bad ass dwarf, an elf of a genius, an ailor that is a vampire and has no regards for safety, or a /super/ cute klien A'rafa... This is what I would do if i was each of them in regalia and earth. I would flip out and panic if I did wake up as any of them (I would stare at my face for hours if I was a klien, mainly because I'm a part animal).

Todlifer
Earth: I would maybe find the nearest cave and mine in it because I have no were else better, or my brother would keep me captive because there is a dwarf in the house (or he would think i'm a hairy small dude).
Regalia: I would try to figure sh*t out, get my house back from the Q'urebo cause I'm homeless currently. And
fulfill the thing Todlifer always wanted... A proper everything...


L'ucien
Earth: I don't really know... I just don't... I would be crazy smart... But what would I do...
Regalia: I would abuse my op magic powers... Like really knowing both light and air very well... And in spare time very low water magic... Heck yeah!

John
Earth:
I would spread the vampire infection across the earth!!! Muhaha... Cowaring in my house at day for like hours on end...
Regalia: I would live in the sewers yo! Fight people and hope to lord I don't die due to my lack of safety awareness.

R'ufen
Earth: It would be cool, I would be living in the wilderness, or just living as a house pet in my own house.
Regalia: I would stay away from anywhere with a history of danger... And be someone's pet cause that would be safe.
 
Tbh id go to my castle, be sad about my lose of wives, then try to continue being a friendly vampire elf in regalia. Then again it would be cool to be a vampire elf (with high nobility status in his empire) with dark magic, but pple might also think ima girl cause of the hair (my picture is my char)
 
oh yeah, and id try to spend time with my daughter, and maybe seek out my missing daughter with green skin and zombie like clothing style. on second thought maybe she can stay missing.
 
Welp i guess i would either be a beautiful male shenda, a cocky Talar bard, or a funny lil T'oree deer xD Works for me!

As my Shendar I would probably just stand there and be amazing *u*

As my Talar I would grab my lute and go play music everywhere!

As my T'oree I would probably go live in the forest lawl
 
Common is based off of British-English. You'd be fine.

Technically, I could speak the same languages Charlotte does, plus one that isn't in the Alorian lore which is fine. My main concern would be a simple question:

Do I wake up in my character's stead with her personality and stuff, or

Do I wake up in my character's stead with my conscious being?

Because if the latter one's true, that'd quickly mean fleeing Regalia and living a peaceful life because I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to handle the shite my character has gotten herself into.
 
Hooray for a year old thread!

Well, at least I'd be able to cook for once.
 
:p If I was Logan I would probably get him a little girlfriend, or just steal regals to buy an actual house.. Or.. Yeah...
 
Earth: Staring everywhere wondering why the hell I'm so short again; just to realize that I have to deal with a kid. Freak out my friends too with my odd selection of clothing...

Regalia: Wake up realizing that I now have to deal with taking care of a family of 4... to be 5..
-Then question where the hell Damon [ @PurpleDrac ] was, cause I can and being tired all the damn time...Watching him drink some damn good drinks, that I cant have....due to 2 reasons...
 
That's accurate... on my end however, (Damon)

Earth: Freak out my friends b/c I grew like 5 inches over night and am suddenly wearing a tie....

Regalia: Drink until I get banned from the tavern cuz can, get yelled at by Sinon [ @Mirrored_Sinnon ] for being irresponsible, complain about the hangover, and then tease Sinon b/c she's not allowed to have any booze. Not to mention I would brag about my awesomeness for the next millennia.

Think about it, every time you died, all you'd have to do is make a new char... xD
 
Percy
Earth: I would be quite excited. I suddenly have the build of a medieval knight, not to mention grew 6 inches and got a way better beard. Though it would be awkward to head to classes as a 31 year old ginger.
Aloria: Realize I am a walking bad-ass with lots of money and combat training. I.E. make Percy look like a fool as I swing a sword about like a dimwit.

Safiya
Earth: Wow I am a female. And a child.
Aloria: Wow I am a female. And a child.

Vivienne
Earth: Wow I am a female. And way skinnier than what is doctor recommended.
Aloria: Wow I am a female. But rich doe ayyyyy. Wow but I can see my ribs.
Proceeds to toss regals in air.
 
I already did a comment on this but I got a good char that I would like to share if I was him


Eisen
Earth: I would wake up in a bed that is way to small for me and with a lot of weapons. And freak my whole entire family out because their son was replaced with a tall grey elf. And I look like a teenage girl... Then freak out my friends cause their best friend is now a bad ass elf going to kick their butts if they upset me.

Aloria: I wake up in a bed along with a son and a wife, like that will be a surprise. And be a pain staking pain because last I RPed was probably causing my char to almost die. Then y'know I have lots of money (That Eisen tots didn't steal) and buy lots of ale cause mid evil drinks ftw. Then I would be totally overwhelmed by the new personality (All my chars represent a side of my, Eisen is the teenage-adult side).
 
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As Autoria: Immediately commence groping, she's not exactly small.

As Ree: Go around flirting with people, only to leave them alone.

As N'adia: Eat, and crawl into small places.
 
Well...waking up as a elf-human with dead parents, a huge scar on my face, surrounded by strange other races, and on top of that I have PTSD...Sounds like fun!