If You Woke Up Tomorrow As Your Rp Character

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This thread is as simple as it sounds...if you woke up to find yourself in the body of your RP character, what would you do? I (being a small unintimidating boy) would run around as Xesh (an intimidating seven foot red orc) and scare people, threaten the coens (pause...no hate) run up to Shayin Marayla and say something like "LOOK AT ME!! IM INTIMIDATING" and if they said I wasn't....I would roar in their faces. So what would you do?
 
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Frolicks about Regalia slaying all teh god-rp'ers with le demon magicz.

...Seriously though, I'd probably 1. Lose my mind. 2. Think it was terrifyingly awesome. 3. REALLY hope that someone I kill isn't one of my friends in their rp char's body. Oh and 4. Try to give the archdemon a hug.
 
Ermagerd. Lessee... I can choose between a mentally unstable vampire, an elf who prays for the world to end, or a happy-go-lucky noblewoman whose whole family seems to have a penchant for killing.

If I popped into Alison's body, undoubtedly I'd find something very tall to jump off of -- like the cathedral. 'Cause really, if you can jump from ridiculous heights, wouldn't you just do that all day every day?

If I popped into Umon's body, I dunno... maybe I'd just do shadow elf stuff. I dunno. Being in Umon's body sounds kinda lame, to be honest. :P Except for the whole tall, dark, and handsome thing. I wouldn't mind that. :B

If I popped into Cecily's body... well, hell yeah! I'm Cecily frackin' Lo! I'd probably like, prance everywhere I go, and wear craptons of pretty dresses, laugh, play, try not to get on my sister's nerves, et cetera. I dunno, aside from all the stress of nobility, I'd say Cecily's got it pretty good. Certainly better than the other two.
 
Ermagerd. Lessee... I can choose between a mentally unstable vampire, an elf who prays for the world to end, or a happy-go-lucky noblewoman whose whole family seems to have a penchant for killing.

If I popped into Alison's body, undoubtedly I'd find something very tall to jump off of -- like the cathedral. 'Cause really, if you can jump from ridiculous heights, wouldn't you just do that all day every day?

If I popped into Umon's body, I dunno... maybe I'd just do shadow elf stuff. I dunno. Being in Umon's body sounds kinda lame, to be honest. :P Except for the whole tall, dark, and handsome thing. I wouldn't mind that. :B

If I popped into Cecily's body... well, hell yeah! I'm Cecily frackin' Lo! I'd probably like, prance everywhere I go, and wear craptons of pretty dresses, laugh, play, try not to get on my sister's nerves, et cetera. I dunno, aside from all the stress of nobility, I'd say Cecily's got it pretty good. Certainly better than the other two.


not to be weird or anything...but could you maybe start to review some of mah character?? :P
 
Well it depends if i wake up in earth or Regalia.

Earth: Revenge on everyone i hate. Also laugh at everyone ho gives me crap about being short...because Damon is tall ^-^
Regalia: Flip out because no video games and vampire hunters and danger and -dies-
 
If Kaiton-Burn ALL the things!andthenbeexecuted
If Rinus-Heal ALL the things!
If my inactive character Damion- Quiverinfearbecauseimonly2foot9andwillprobablybetrodonbyanorc.
 
I would throw whatever potions I've got onto people I know, for no reason whatsoever.


Also, I would be French. So that's a thing.
 
If I woke up as a masculine woman-pirate I'd probably find myself arrested shortly after. I'd be a stereotypical pirate that would run around pillaging and causing as much havoc as I could, as well as adding in a "Arr" or "Aye" any chance I could get. The guards would probably just put me out of my misery on the spot.
 
Morty- upset because I was now a man with no immediate living family
Selena- upset because I would have an abnormal skin condition
 
Earth: I would freak my siblings out, then go to a cosplay convention.
Aloria: I would continue with doing whatever I need to do as Second-in-command to a faction, and just keep threatening people with my weapons.
 
Earth: try not to freak out because I'm part tree.
Aloria: Walk around wishing I made Root's back story involve less demon cults
 
1. Probably run about my room in circles freaking out
2. Continue to freaking out
3. By then my older sister would've beat the fluff outa me 'cause theres a strange girl running around in circles
 
That would be awesome.I would be Naga :D *Puts a lizzard in a potato gun and shoots it randomly then hugs a lizzard*
 
Erik: Become devilishly handsome and get all the ladies.. Oh wait.. Hee hee
Malikar: Command a clan if orcs in pillaging the land.
Sounds fine either way to me.
 
Earth: Go out at night and stare into people's bedrooms all creepy-like. Who doesn't love an adorably creepy stalker kitty?
Regalia: Run crying to PatrickArrow and apologize for ruining Llewellyn's life and beg for protection from the world.
 
1. Freak the fluff out ;-;

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and then i would die ;-;
 
Elitha would run around stinking up the place with decay and roses.


And then melt because of the heat over here.
 
Earth
Jacob: Use wind magic to cheat my way through life until I control a massive amount of money to use against people I dislike.
Sero: Move out to where Kendo/swordsman matches are done for money and win all of them, all the while being happy that I don't look like a weak dork anymore.
Aloria
Jacob: Use Wind Force, and OOC information to slaughter everyone and end the world. Sparing only Omnomivore's and my own characters.
Sero: Start a huge party and use Sero's alcohol resistance to out drink everyone else, before pick-pocketing them all, and generally living a pretty awesome life.
 
This shows the very compassion you have for me, Kiba Araqnuibo, and the Mortinus family...

Jacob: -slaughters them all-
You see, Jacob's mentality stems from his physical aspects as well, so if I were to awake as him, I would be equally as much of a sociopath as he is. Meaning I would only spare those Jacob already had known as "spare worthy". Very VERY few fall under that definition. Of course, I only included my interesting characters. Waking up with Umbram would change nothing Umbram does in Aloria lol.
 
I'd probably talk around and go with friends. Then again, people want to snap my neck.
 
Well I would try to do everything I've waned to do. I would become an archamage, cast an ice dragon, go to hadar and find the araqnuibo hive, kill a naga, brew Marayla a raspberry tea, betray Silent_ruler and become a spider maiar, swing around in my webs and fly, jump off of victory tower, ruin DrFong 's wedding, and um last but not least become emperor of regalia. ElfArcher9191
 
Earth
Jacob: Use wind magic to cheat my way through life until I control a massive amount of money to use against people I dislike.
Sero: Move out to where Kendo/swordsman matches are done for money and win all of them, all the while being happy that I don't look like a weak dork anymore.
Aloria
Jacob: Use Wind Force, and OOC information to slaughter everyone and end the world. Sparing only Omnomivore's and my own characters.
Sero: Start a huge party and use Sero's alcohol resistance to out drink everyone else, before pick-pocketing them all, and generally living a pretty awesome life.

I find your attachment to me concerning sometimes xD
 
I find your attachment to me concerning sometimes xD

Oh oops, that should say "old characters". I only added that because in that situation, killing Liliana could have horrible side effects. Like a magic wielding wielding half elf after my head that I would rather not kill for example... I look quite silly now, sorry about that.