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  1. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    And when the emperor looked upon the girth of his realm of shitpost, he wept. For, there were no more memes to make...
     
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    And it was said, whatever man so drive a large car dost be lacking in the nether regions. Told now as ages before, the size of one's shoe certainly equates the size of a man's pride.

    Then, it was revealed, that the Clown is mightiest of all. For none shall drive a car more minuscule, or don a shoe as grand as the solemn Clown. Thus, to fear a clown is not phobic, yet sagely.
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    For what hath be the world we live in?
    Who shall look down upon the light of man himself, nie the divine spirit?!? For the blessing if knowledge is too often a curse, a curse that the blind man might sit and watch a whole film, and learn more than those around him that could see. Those, that were attentative, too dismayed by the image itself, to see the film for what it truly was, a disgruntled mess with a poor script, a low budget, bad acting, and, most importantly, a cast that isn't diverse.
     
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    bad
     
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    Q1ntum_shot That guy with a top hat

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    I have thought of a brilliant character concept

    He has 1 point in every profiency all of them and just be terrible at everything he does
     
  16. MrSpideyPool

    MrSpideyPool cool cat
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    sounds a lot like me
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    So, should I get a 2k monitor, a 3d printer or a puppy for Christmas
     
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    RejectedNerd74 Cowardly Kathar | Manic Midget | Stagman

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    That is the question
     
  20. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Get the printer, then print a puppy and a monitor... BOOM
    IM A GENIUS
     
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    harvard: yo want a scholarship?
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Nah, I'm gonna gain all my nowlegde when I have a threesome with the lizard man, zucky zucky, and the weedman, musky musky...
     
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    Beetletoes Kazoologist

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    I was reading a magazine, and a woman screamed. So I looked up, and the sky had turned white. I tasted blood in my mouth, but spat and there was nothing. My skin felt soggy, like a wet paper towel. I felt like I could be torn apart by a gust of wind.
     
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    I had wondrously wearied upon the yielding hills of my festering home. Of which I brought my canine companion, an intolerant fellow, of simple complexion, but what's to be expected of such a beast, restrained upon a torturous chain, to stop travel from large distance.

    Its hard to concept what precisely I was looking for in the trip. For, as many know, I'd come upon a case of epilepsy. For, I'd no glee, nie the nostalgia, intensified by such my condition. The situation would seem perplexing, intrinsically spiritual, but infitely illusioned. I looked for the joy, in the memories of my past. For, the road was nie travelled, a hidden route behind the expanse of the traditional of the villa. The road was ghostly, and I'd fond memories of the end of the road from my younger ventures. The end of the road was but an encampment, where the brush found density at a cultisack. I'd once found the tiniest pond, infested with tadpoles, hidden in the small yet vast expanse of forest. The cultisack had a small sign, state issues, that promptly stated "END."

    The sign was peculiar. For, it blocked a small passage deep into the woods, that no soul dare enter, but always dreamed. The sign had been shiny, and had possibly seemed new, but the road was travelled so few, that most assumed the sign was ancient. But, it may have signified the end of the road, but it certainly did not signify the end of the meaning, nie the spirit, of the area.

    The walk up the hill was simple, but I grew weary on a thought that I would return after nightfall. Fall had barely begun, so the leaves were only a toned tan, not barren sticks as they would become in later weeks.

    The sooner portion of the walk was quite nostalgic, for an old comrade once lived upon the route, and I was fond of the experience I had spent at the now-renovated home. I'd finally almost gotten to the end of the Street, and my nerves quelled me. The portion up to the end was narrow, a desert by that time, with nothing by the aperture at the end and a single tree upon the side of the road, hidden in the adorning hills and accesorized by the vast yellow wasteland of the routen hillside. Out of the road of the hill, came a man on a dirt bike, zipping past me, quenching my largest fears, and encouraging the continuation of the trip.
    It was this point that my conscious was tender, and my mood viscousous. This factor was what turned the next experience so frightening.

    The end had changed much till my arrival. Some wise man had spray painted the word "war" under the end, to read out, "END WAR." The rest of the area seemed the same, magical and calmed, with the entrance to the entrancing forest and the desolation of the cultisack.

    I had then looked to my side, for I had seen a crucifix placed on the ground, likely as rememberable of a man. Though, a closer examination sought that the cross was upside down, and painted red and black, with a small picture that I do not remember and a candle. A brief moment caused me to realize what afflictions this man had, and why this memorial was placed here, in such an isolated place. This really hit the tenderness of my mind, my soul. The implications slapped me upon the head and had me sharply turn left and haste up the hill with enormous pace. My mind was racing, the world was over. Had my theophysical pursuit angered a mighty being? I would never know. The rest of the trip was glum, and neatly finding my way around the hill and back home.

    I had later come to figure out the memorial was that of a man who was recently notorious among local drama. He was a man who walked out in the middle of the street with a rifle, and blown his own head off, for all the neighbors to see.

    I had lurched into the whims of my broken mind, and I had found evil, outside of it, alone, on a lone isle, on a lone hill, with my dog.

    Goodnight fuckers.
     
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    Q1ntum_shot That guy with a top hat

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    A: oh good I’m not the only one
    2: you ruined my joke :’(
     
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    this is the most incredible thing I have ever seen
     
  29. quinguin

    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    I
    Am so
    FUCKING CONFUSED
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Somebody really needs to get voiceover pete to do a massive craft add
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Like, "Attention all factions players and internet roleplayers! Massive craft, the original factions server, is in grave danger, and it needs your help... All you need to do is connect to the server ip {server ip I forgot it}, and begin your massive craft experience. The people there will be very welcoming... Make sure to check out the forums to help the imperial dragon defeat the mist and achieve the epic VICTORY ROYALE"
     
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    how much do things like this cost
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Well, his patreon has what we need for 50 dollars, but that tier is sold out. Pretty much all of it is sold out. We could make a custom donation and ask for it, but I don't know how well that would work.
     
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    oof
     
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    Q1ntum_shot That guy with a top hat

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    So essentially it was too good?
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    I have no idea. But, I'm sure the meme could help rejuvenate our dying server
     
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    FireFan96 Lord of Drachenwald
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    Server is only dying if you want it to be. The about of players joining each day shows that minecraft java is still popular. Memes will only make things slapstick.
     
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    quinguin mineman extraordinaire

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    Fair enough, it's just sad to see a constant 7 people in regalia, 3 of which are inactive, the other 4 in a hidden hut somewhere.
     
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    there's usually enough people online when I am
     

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