Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Beetletoes, Dec 4, 2015.
Last person to post here wins.
Pretty sure I win.
-shakes head slowly- You can't win your own thread. That's gotta be some form of cheating.
Yes. I know I am.
I could post this and lock the thread. But I'm not a jackass, so I won't.
Я пошлю тебя в больницу, ублюдок!
Are there cows in this hospital?
Sophie Baver will haunt the next person who comments.
I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Say Hi to Baver for me.
Hi Mrs Beaver!
Where's Peter, Susan, Edmung, and Lucy?
How? I had the most perfectly planned strategy. I calculated every single possible move and took all precautions. I retroactively planned five days ahead!!
You cheated. I call hacks. No way. No. No. No. You cheating cheater. I demand a rematch.
Boom! I win!
*transforms into Wallace and Gromitt's wererabbit for no reason whatsoever*
[Champion] MantaGod vs Trainer
MantaGod used HydroPump!
It's super effective!
Oh, okay. *unpokes cow*
If guns don't kill people, people kill people, does that mean toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast?
No no no no, my friend. You misunderstood. It's not guns that kill people, it's bullets. Like with toasters, it isn't the toaster itself, it's the rods inside it being powered by the toaster.
But bullets don't automatically kill people. It's the gunpowder used to propel the bullets forwards. Therefore, gunpowder kills people.
True, true true true.
So, my conclusion is that it is not the toaster that toasts toast, it is the electricity that toasts toast.
But the electricty dosen't aautomatically toast the toast, it must be transported to the heating rods by the wire. Therefore, toast dosen't toast toast, electrical wire toasts toast.
Hey, ask for this thread to be locked. Then it will be a real competition to see who can post last.
Oh wait, that would be the staff member... Darn.
Don't worry! I have a giant carrot!
And a prize winning melon!
Pawn to B4. Checkmate in 68 moves.
Knight to H6