Orc Pacifist Decree, 7th Of July 302 A C

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  1. DipliPsychi

    DipliPsychi your server farmboy

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    Most Women in Regalia would never have weapons. As they are too expensive.
     
  2. Destrument

    Destrument Do you like my weapon? Ha-HAH!

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    So, what about a bodyguard for a Kade? How does that work? Cuz they are important, so the guard would need to be able to defend them against the psycho assassin who doesnt care about the law.
     
  3. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    But no weapons are technically only for orcs.
     
  4. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    Should We start distributing cheap weapons to the women of Regalia?
     
  5. OldManJ98

    OldManJ98 I Like Boxes

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    Nope, the message board outside the tavern also says all citizens. Also, weapons were never legal to carry. This says no Orc with armour and no fighting
     
  6. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    Ok thanks! Are fistfights legal? Many a man hath insult another man
     
  7. Beetletoes

    Beetletoes Regalian Prince

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    I have no idea how well the Orc Pacifist Degree is going to work.... I wrote a little story about why not. It's a little rough, but true.

    "BEER!!!!" yelled the party of Orcs, as they ran into the tavern. They spent all there money on the strongest of drinks, and as you can guess, they got drunk. As you can also guess, the bartender eventually ran out of drink. The leader of there party, as you can also guess again, the Orc's leader grew outraged, and for lack of a club, promptly shattered all the bones in the poor bartender's body, as well as the bones of anything who tried to intervene.

    And that's why the Orc Pacifist Degree will never work! Good day to all you drunk Orcs!​
     
  8. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    Why not have non alcoholic drinks specially for orcs?
     
  9. Skip_HD

    Skip_HD

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    I'm not much of an RPer but here is an idea you may or may not think is good, a black market could begin dealing weapons to orcs :3
     
  10. Phon_Senajan

    Phon_Senajan Out there ON the sun

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    And when that happens mad grandma is going to be there to start a club war.
     
  11. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    and thsn all oter RP Chars will die horrible deaths
     
  12. Beetletoes

    Beetletoes Regalian Prince

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    Hey, it's a tavern, and they're Orcs. Orcs want BEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    Orcs +beer = not a good time
     
  14. Beetletoes

    Beetletoes Regalian Prince

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    Yeah.
     
  15. Beetletoes

    Beetletoes Regalian Prince

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    I run a gang in RP, so I could probably help with that. >:)
     
  16. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    This is so lore in compliant i died
     
  17. _Nick__

    _Nick__ Nicholas Ceadon

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    Rude, let's not turn this thread into flame.
     
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  18. Catlin_1130

    Catlin_1130 not the happiest camper

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    well ignore it then, i'm new at this. sorry.
     
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  19. _Nick__

    _Nick__ Nicholas Ceadon

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    It wasn't really that incomplaint if at all, but well written.
     
  20. Catlin_1130

    Catlin_1130 not the happiest camper

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    thank you, i appreciate it. Even though my writing isn't exactly the best i try, writing about a world someone else created is very hard for me... even so i keep trying because its something new and challenging...
     
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