Orc Pacifist Decree, 7th Of July 302 A C

So, what about a bodyguard for a Kade? How does that work? Cuz they are important, so the guard would need to be able to defend them against the psycho assassin who doesnt care about the law.
 
I have no idea how well the Orc Pacifist Degree is going to work.... I wrote a little story about why not. It's a little rough, but true.

"BEER!!!!" yelled the party of Orcs, as they ran into the tavern. They spent all there money on the strongest of drinks, and as you can guess, they got drunk. As you can also guess, the bartender eventually ran out of drink. The leader of there party, as you can also guess again, the Orc's leader grew outraged, and for lack of a club, promptly shattered all the bones in the poor bartender's body, as well as the bones of anything who tried to intervene.

And that's why the Orc Pacifist Degree will never work! Good day to all you drunk Orcs!​
 
I have no idea how well the Orc Pacifist Degree is going to work.... I wrote a little story about why not. It's a little rough, but true.

"BEER!!!!" yelled the party of Orcs, as they ran into the tavern. They spent all there money on the strongest of drinks, and as you can guess, they got drunk. As you can also guess, the bartender eventually ran out of drink. The leader of there party, as you can also guess again, the Orc's leader grew outraged, and for lack of a club, promptly shattered all the bones in the poor bartender's body, as well as the bones of anything who tried to intervene.

And that's why the Orc Pacifist Degree will never work! Good day to all you drunk Orcs!​

Why not have non alcoholic drinks specially for orcs?
 
I have no idea how well the Orc Pacifist Degree is going to work.... I wrote a little story about why not. It's a little rough, but true.

"BEER!!!!" yelled the party of Orcs, as they ran into the tavern. They spent all there money on the strongest of drinks, and as you can guess, they got drunk. As you can also guess, the bartender eventually ran out of drink. The leader of there party, as you can also guess again, the Orc's leader grew outraged, and for lack of a club, promptly shattered all the bones in the poor bartender's body, as well as the bones of anything who tried to intervene.

And that's why the Orc Pacifist Degree will never work! Good day to all you drunk Orcs!​

And when that happens mad grandma is going to be there to start a club war.
 
Aroz Chei picks up a note in the crisp morning air. Her expression rapidly molds into disbelief as her jaw and her chipped tusks drop. by dusk she goes into the house of her employer carrying her satchel of armor and weapons, all finely crafted. Aroz looked sad and handed her old friend a letter, as well as the satchel. She was resigning the job she had as a body guard for the human family. A look of sadness crossed the young 'pups' faces as they watched her leave the house. The orc had decided to try and find her tribe in Danderoc and her decision was final. She spent most of her time in regalia training the oldest boy of the family how to fight and convinced him to sign up for the Regalian Guard. With the act instated she could no longer protect the family that saved her from the wilderness she had been lost in so long ago. She secretly wishes to stay, but protecting the family from hatred and guilt by association by leaving was the only option in her mind... (don't mind my bad role play, still kinda new at it)

This is so lore in compliant i died