Most Embarrassing Massive Memory

YouDontKnowJack said:
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Oh my, I remember this horrid one.....

Welp. Earlier on in my kinda beginner days back with old endrai (before the avanthar) he went to visit the clinic. where he was greeted by two VERY friendly slizzars....he asked for a little healing due to a wound on his hand and they kindly helped.....the first slizzar says for him to 'be healed' he had to be knocked out and to take off his shirt and such....he eventually listened and after some very sad attempts the slizzar tried something new. Aka a nice double fist to the balls. While end has been tending to his broken manhood, the two slizzars stole his clothes and personal items. Running off with them....and a half naked end to pursue....cringe every time I remember XD
 
Tracenator1 said:
Oh my, I remember this horrid one.....

Welp. Earlier on in my kinda beginner days back with old endrai (before the avanthar) he went to visit the clinic. where he was greeted by two VERY friendly slizzars....he asked for a little healing due to a wound on his hand and they kindly helped.....the first slizzar says for him to 'be healed' he had to be knocked out and to take off his shirt and such....he eventually listened and after some very sad attempts the slizzar tried something new. Aka a nice double fist to the balls. While end has been tending to his broken manhood, the two slizzars stole his clothes and personal items. Running off with them....and a half naked end to pursue....cringe every time I remember XD
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nice!
 
Okay my first char Elliana she was stupid so was I, i was only looking forward to a creative sever found this one and gave it a try, I was Meant to go into creative portal then realise I GOT LIKE SUCK INTO THE ROLEPLAY ONE XD,I regret the whole tired time being my char Elli like this is a really good server xD, I like it very much but I do regret the whole time I was playing as Elliana xD because back then I didn't know MASSIVECRAFT had this site or anything xD so I was like doing stupid things but I don't regret meeting this server or making new friends <3 and one time I say "I sh@t it" what I meant was "I ship it" xD lol in conversation chats selfish Chats! XD so that's my embarrassing times but I do have more lol >.<
 
Attempting to bribe staff with God weapons so they would get me out of a block, that I was stuck inside in a forum pm, and then thinking Marty liked me or something because he did not take The god axe after he got me out of a block.

#I cringe.
 
Necro. Ik. But this thread is relevant, to some. I guess... Lol. Bad Grammer. I cri. Wow... I'm just going to stop typing.
 
Probably WCing something about sniffing lip butter right in a quiet moment in the middle of a noble a noble wedding's vows... Why am I reminding people?
 
I have another great one. When I first started I was convinced that the Emperor was "King" and that if you beat him in a duel you became "King" because all the people I ended up talking to were, very unfortunately, also hardcore noobs making shit up as they went. So I had a plan for over a month to try and find the "King" and duel him. XD
 
I thot that the server got a new cus filter because it couldn't say shit in g chat so I went in help chat and said "why can't i f-ing cus in f-ing general chat" nothing was filtered...
 
So we all know up until the first five months (And at that point we only START getting organized) we're complete dirt loving noobs.
So in the old sewers eight months or so ago, I had this cloak that made me look like a skyrim mage. Also a pumkin mask. AND I somehow got the idea that this cloak could carry 14 bottles of Holy Water at a time. So I would go around splashing people ICly and OOCly because that's when we had the Holy and Unholy trait. So the Holy trait let's you craft holy water with lapis and a water bottle in your inventory and do 50% more damage to Unholy. So when those traits were removed I still had the Holy abilities. (Which I still do to this day) And now I have a few chestfulls of Holy Water which I occasionally splash people with OOCly.
 
Oh yeah, I remembered something about when I started. The first few skins I made myself, I couldn't get a good skin color on, so they were all as yellow as corn, and were asked several times if they had the plague.
 
Legoclub22 said:
Oh yeah, I remembered something about when I started. The first few skins I made myself, I couldn't get a good skin color on, so they were all as yellow as corn, and were asked several times if they had the plague.
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Wait what type of plauge? Are they referring to Dulofall or were the players who asked noobs? Sorry for my lack of knowledge when it comes to this.
 
That time we spent months planning and laying out the foundation for a 3 tiered circular city roughly 3 times the size of Regalia with 7 distinct walled districts and a full span of sewers and a large harbor JUST before they raised the taxes.

We got 1 district completed and then realised we couldn't really afford the upkeep so...

Had to grab what was complete as schematics and unclaim her.

Huge failure. Especially with so much time and money sunk into materials and the bridges and walls we had already built alongside the housing district and her awesome sewer system. Ugh...

If I had only been keeping up with staff forum posts about upcoming changes...

But at least we were able to downsize to a more sensible design and rebuild our stylish homes before the next big recruitment push. Thank you Schematica!
 
The first time I joined massive, I met up with old friends and didn't know how to talk in general chat so I just moved my MC head up and down rapidly to acknowledge them
 
Thorjl said:
That time we spent months planning and laying out the foundation for a 3 tiered circular city roughly 3 times the size of Regalia with 7 distinct walled districts and a full span of sewers and a large harbor JUST before they raised the taxes.

We got 1 district completed and then realised we couldn't really afford the upkeep so...

Had to grab what was complete as schematics and unclaim her.

Huge failure. Especially with so much time and money sunk into materials and the bridges and walls we had already built alongside the housing district and her awesome sewer system. Ugh...

If I had only been keeping up with staff forum posts about upcoming changes...

But at least we were able to downsize to a more sensible design and rebuild our stylish homes before the next big recruitment push. Thank you Schematica!
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Dang, sounds like a sick city.

CptSilvyrall said:
Wait what type of plauge? Are they referring to Dulofall or were the players who asked noobs? Sorry for my lack of knowledge when it comes to this.
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Idk XD
 
1. My character getting a Wolathar (Wolololol) drunk. The wolol proceeded to scoot about the tavern on his arse before going up to a guard (Bangsi), tickling his beard and saying "Tickle-Wiggle--Wiggle?". Said wolol then proceeded to spit polish Bangsi's bald head before my character finally decided to get the wololol out, with some help. After arriving at her friend's tavern, the wolololol proceeded to attempt to nom on Kat's ear before dragging her upstairs. From there, he fell on the bed... And completely crashed. I died that day since my character had to take full responsibility for her actions.
2. Mis-typing the word duck to be 'dick', and then only to mess it up again by accidentally typing the f-bomb.
3. That one time I walked in on two characters making out... As one of the character's MOTHER...
4. That time I was dared to put on a naked skin and ERP in local. Mistakes were made that day... Obviously we were caught and justice was served, resulting in the disowning on my friend's character...
 
Emo_Bunny said:
1. My character getting a Wolathar (Wolololol) drunk. The wolol proceeded to scoot about the tavern on his arse before going up to a guard (Bangsi), tickling his beard and saying "Tickle-Wiggle--Wiggle?". Said wolol then proceeded to spit polish Bangsi's bald head before my character finally decided to get the wololol out, with some help. After arriving at her friend's tavern, the wolololol proceeded to attempt to nom on Kat's ear before dragging her upstairs. From there, he fell on the bed... And completely crashed. I died that day since my character had to take full responsibility for her actions.
2. Mis-typing the word duck to be 'dick', and then only to mess it up again by accidentally typing the f-bomb.
3. That one time I walked in on two characters making out... As one of the character's MOTHER...
4. That time I was dared to put on a naked skin and ERP in local. Mistakes were made that day... Obviously we were caught and justice was served, resulting in the disowning on my friend's character...
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That sounds like my wolololo lol
 
Having a character who's dream was to become a vampire, actually getting the infection stuff OOC and then getting arrested for Vampirism the next day not realizing that I have to cure myself OOC.
 
one time i was playing massive craft and i played it. I've had like 3 embarrassing momments overall because the amount of shame I have varys. One time I hosted a pool party with elenoir valuer and it if Victoria would have been there to see the ammount of men fjola invited it would be hell. The most embarrassing moment by far is when SOMEONE cough cough, pantsed Fjola at a merchant guild meeting. Oh gosh. Her bloomers were showing. How un-couth. *blushu blushu blushu*
 

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