Most Embarrassing Massive Memory

I'm pretty sure I've accidentally said "Homosexual Watermelons?" in general, trade, or recruitment. It was meant to be a DM asking about the watermelons that were mentioned in an earlier conversation.
 
Going to a party thingy in rp and realize, after being there was twenty minutes, the reason I was getting so many weird looks is because it was a Noble only event and I was a sewer dwelling sanguine
 
Going to a party thingy in rp and realize, after being there was twenty minutes, the reason I was getting so many weird looks is because it was a Noble only event and I was a sewer dwelling sanguine
That actually happened to me too! One of the off-duty Violets let me know and I died a little inside.
 
That actually happened to me too! One of the off-duty Violets let me know and I died a little inside.
yeah, but then they tried to arrest me and I didn't understand attempts because the server I had been on before didn't have them so I just ran and died when I got msged that that was against the rules so I had to do a walk of shame back to the rp
 
I've had so many embarrassing moments, but one of the highlights was with my first character who "Used Black Magic For Good." It's so cliche, and he only really talked to robed people because a bunch of mages wear robes... Also, he said,"I use black magic, but I use it for good purposes." Even after somebody linked me to the magic page, I chose shadow magic, but I still didn't use it properly... Even when I revamped him as Daechir, he was still completely noobish. He was a shadow mage... and a light mage...?
 
I've had so many embarrassing moments, but one of the highlights was with my first character who "Used Black Magic For Good." It's so cliche, and he only really talked to robed people because a bunch of mages wear robes... Also, he said,"I use black magic, but I use it for good purposes." Even after somebody linked me to the magic page, I chose shadow magic, but I still didn't use it properly... Even when I revamped him as Daechir, he was still completely noobish. He was a shadow mage... and a light mage...?
Was this the cause of the lore QnA where like....20 peeps had to tell you that you couldn't use shadow and light magic? Aah, good times..good times...
 
I'd probably say that my most embarrassing moment in massive was a few years back when I was getting married and forgot to show up for the wedding! I was so ashamed I didn't play for weeks kinda hoping everyone would forget I existed lmao.

*Hides face*
 
When I was a king from my faction in roleplay, and complemented MonMarty's OOC building at spawn to him ICly.

GG
 
Do dreams count? 2 hackers with blue skin, plain lapiz blue with the same color random number usernames killed me, walked through the walls into my city, and killed everyone while wearing no armor and holding no weapon.

Complete horror story

Worst nightmare ever
 
Do dreams count? 2 hackers with blue skin, plain lapiz blue with the same color random number usernames killed me, walked through the walls into my city, and killed everyone while wearing no armor and holding no weapon.

Complete horror story

Worst nightmare ever
You were the 100th post!
 
Oh, I just remembered a few other things that is embarrassing!
  • My social life irl
  • My love life
  • Me in general
  • Singing a lyric from said song (this one
    ) ''I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling 'Heeeeyy!'"
 
Those awkward moments when someone would engage in a roleplay and I'd have no idea how to respond.
No...it still doesn't happen. S-shut up...
 
Well I mean there was that one time a year ago when I'd first joined the server and had no idea how to emote or speak OOC.
I ran around desperately at a large event trying to get some help and generally making a fool of myself.
Good times.
 
When you answer a question in help, then say something weird meant for local or whatever... In help.
 
every moment i wc i cry a little honestly especially when it goes in general and it was something weird
i don't think i have any particularly bad memories but every wrong chat is fresh and terrible
 
Was new to the server and with it's unique chat system, I was on the teamspeak and we were comparing how a clam tasted ad felt inside out mouths and I ended getting muted for 3 hours for saying "like cum in mouth" which embarrassed me beyond belief and I went into hiding for a few days. :^)
 
My first major embarrassment was a series of fails in the Tavern when I first started.

I was playing a Vampire who "only drank animal blood" and was a Revolutionary. A guard (Im not even sure who anymore) tried to arrest me and I did this huge, grammar-lacking poorly spelled speech (it was 1 am but still) about how Regalia would fall. Then I intentionally waited until I knew he was typing and OOC Ran. "Runs+" . And Suzzie was there I remember that much. It was super cringe.


I would say, as far as non-nooby embarrassment, I was in a call with my girlfriend and we were kind of half-ooc half-ic chilling in the Mossy Poss, and a... 'mistress of the night' we shall call the profession, came up and started ... aggressively flirting with my character. Then another lady showed up and started doing the same- it was literally like something out of a damn book XD it was so awkward IC and OOC I asked Fox to help me OOCly over Skype and she refused- she just kept laughing at my awkwardness XD (#Goals lol) - so I had to suffer for a few minutes until I could weasel my way out of the situation.

Overall, 11/10 dank meme experiences.
 
My first week on the server consisted of me roleplaying a homestuck character that was both a ghost and a vampire.
A player from way back when (Athena something) hated the very fibers of my being, and had to eventually kill me via lava bucket inside the old prison. (2012 ish)
I wish I could go back in time and slam my laptop lid on little asswad me's fingers.
 
Well I have three...
1. When I was doing an RP and my character fell in a water trap and almost drowned and a female character was hugging mine after he survived...and I accidentally sent "would probably get her very wet from hugging him.+" in General chat...as if it didn't sound wrong enough with context.
2. When I was sending "I love you too <3 bye" to my girlfriend in PM and accidentally said it in local chat.
3. When I hadn't finished making my character's strengths, so he had none, and I decided to go ahead and RP him in a peaceful situation...but I was attacked and he had no combat ability whatsoever and was destroyed. Lesson -- Never RP with a half-done character.
 
Most embarrassing? Let me think...

The day I realized you didnt have to Roll for everything. I was the Roll queen. Every action, I rolled. People got sick of me real fast. (Oh the shame.)
 
Well I have three...
1. When I was doing an RP and my character fell in a water trap and almost drowned and a female character was hugging mine after he survived...and I accidentally sent "would probably get her very wet from hugging him.+" in General chat...as if it didn't sound wrong enough with context.
2. When I was sending "I love you too <3 bye" to my girlfriend in PM and accidentally said it in local chat.
3. When I hadn't finished making my character's strengths, so he had none, and I decided to go ahead and RP him in a peaceful situation...but I was attacked and he had no combat ability whatsoever and was destroyed. Lesson -- Never RP with a half-done character.
3 More -
1) When @Kidspair watched some RP (he knows what I'm talking about)
2) When I w/ced an extremely...<3... emote in general chat. Something along the lines of "would pull her into a passionate kiss, before whispering, "How's that for an answer?" xD Rip Me
3) When I w/ced something about what a character was wearing underneath her pants to an innocent little boy (@Cpt_Manturay) I don't ERP I swear to God.
 
3 More -
1) When @Kidspair watched some RP (he knows what I'm talking about)
2) When I w/ced an extremely...<3... emote in general chat. Something along the lines of "would pull her into a passionate kiss, before whispering, "How's that for an answer?" xD Rip Me
3) When I w/ced something about what a character was wearing underneath her pants to an innocent little boy (@Cpt_Manturay) I don't ERP I swear to God.
LOL!
 
walkin' around regalia with a nude skin (i swear it wasn't a pervertion,at the time my char was a shepard maiar with a tail, so the lower body wasn't supposed to be visible with the mpm tail), getting in jail for that and after being mocked for it. I left the server for a month or two before coming back, wishing everybody forgot HAHAHAHA