Most Embarrassing Massive Memory

Defending from a raid using iron fucking armor when I first started two years ago. Followed by trying to roleplay as a blacksmith in a faction that did not rp.
 
When Tom1804 first became an apprentice moderator, 11-year old me killed him in rage on a ticket because he wouldn't give me replacements for the gold blocks that were stolen from me. I think I got jailed for like an hour by FireSoap lol
 
Wrong chatting my character "Meowing in an attempt to get attention." into General.. He's not even a bloody cat...


Kill me.
 
Accidently logging into massive and finding yourself in the middle of some intense role play.
 
I mentioned it before, but so far I haven't experienced anything more embarrassing: I logged onto Massive the first time in a pink fox skin and wandered around Regalia, trying to not draw too much attention to myself, because I wanted to explore the server in peace. I was astonished by the buildings and started to climb and jump them to see more... as you can guess, a pink fox jumping from roof to roof is not exactly staying hidden in Regalia. I found myself looked at, especially when I came to a beautiful but too crowded place for my liking. All heads were turned to me and I didn't understand why, so I dashed out of that place as fast as I could. Much, muuuch later I found out that that place was nothing else than the Tavern. So much to my peaceful exploring.
 
Probably forgetting to change from Recruitment chat to Faction chat and then saying something stupid. Happens a lot.
 
The most embarrassing thing I have ever done is when my friend got shaders and I was trying to guess how things looked with shaders. Now, per usual, I am messaging five different people in direct chat at a time and it is hard to do /msg (name) a lot so I do /r. Now of course when I describe a water fall someone else intercepted the message . The message was: "With shaders I bet it looks like a penis." Plain and simple, right? Well that wrong chat put me in quite the awkward predicament. Having to explain it was the worst as they didn't believe me... So so cringe and painful.
 
the trick to not having any embarrassing memories is to not be able to remember literally anything.


doot PurpleMustard doot
oh man I remember when I first got onto massive I was out for the ig cash, so I advertised myself as an architect. I ended up getting caught building for this guys vampire faction. And not even like building building. I think it was grinding out a dr. Man I still have some ores from then.

weird how I can remember that specifically.
 
Does the fact that I made dumb comments so much I literally just have "t" as my reason for deleting them count? Because I think it counts.
 
alright
my first twenty rp chars.
one time i was in the sewers and people were saying something about screwing bugs. i was gonna say something in ooc but i still had gen on so i said in gen chat "does spider have puss puss?"
 
I may or may not have made my characters forcefully smack someone's tush. This was 9 months ago.
 
one of my first chars was an elf that was probably too short to be an elf that liked to chew on crystals (i mean i like them but in hindsight that's a lot of tooth damage prismus!! yikes)
 
Nnnnnecro'd!

Anyway... Whenever I'm trying to contact staff through PM for something, hesitate to send a message, and WC to them instead.
 
I've had a thirsty gay character that went around making guys uncomfortable. It was hilarious but god damn I do not want to remember that.
 
Died and dropped a stack of God apples to a random. He agreed in returning them in exchange for a god axe (LOL). Please don't tell anyone.
 
Wandering around like a doofus that doesn't know how to roleplay. which is everyday tbh
 
The Great Vodka Incident.

It was Great. And it had Vodka. And it was an incident never to be repeated. Even I do not recall the full scale of this epic tale of drunken debauchery. Something about my Tigran char getting really drunk/high with some homosexual character and some other guy, and then we eventually wound up passing out in the middle of some castle in Ithania.

And we got the Vodka in the Golden Willow.

Good times.
O-O
 
Hmmmm
1.not knowing the sewers were illegal and yelling at a guard who was trying to put me in jail

2.about to pm staff, decided not to and then said lol in pm instead of f: chat

3. Shift key broke and I kept typing f; in a pm

4. Got stuck in a fence in quest world, MonMarty's had to break me out

5.getting drunk in the tavern and singing

6.getting tricked into stealing from a faction member and getting a 3 day ban

7.getting temp muted for calling Raptum ISIS

8.getting killed in kitpvp bye a armorless person in a derp skin because I was to busy laughing

7.accedentaly powergaming in the noob days

8.saying something stupid in recruitment.

9.rolling for everything in rp before I found out that you don't have to roll like d&d

10.a faction member was named Bob007spy, I had an epic typo and called him "boob"

11.im out of embarrassing things q-q
 
Hmmmm
1.not knowing the sewers were illegal and yelling at a guard who was trying to put me in jail

2.about to pm staff, decided not to and then said lol in pm instead of f: chat

3. Shift key broke and I kept typing f; in a pm

4. Got stuck in a fence in quest world, MonMarty's had to break me out

5.getting drunk in the tavern and singing

6.getting tricked into stealing from a faction member and getting a 3 day ban

7.getting temp muted for calling Raptum ISIS

8.getting killed in kitpvp bye a armorless person in a derp skin because I was to busy laughing

7.accedentaly powergaming in the noob days

8.saying something stupid in recruitment.

9.rolling for everything in rp before I found out that you don't have to roll like d&d

10.a faction member was named Bob007spy, I had an epic typo and called him "boob"

11.im out of embarrassing things q-q
Practically worshiping lumisjarid IC because he was staff
 
Practically worshiping lumisjarid IC because he was staff
Screaming IM BATMAN in regalia instead if talking in f chat


Oh here it is, the most embarrassing thing yet.

Tokugawryuu calls me sunshine,so, I kept pming him when he was muted calling him sunshine, there was a massacre in Azuria's Capitol that day

(I'm not tagging out of fear)

tokugwaryuu

Don't let anger overcome you -someRandomJedi
 
Screaming IM BATMAN in regalia instead if talking in f chat


Oh here it is, the most embarrassing thing yet.

Tokugawryuu calls me sunshine,so, I kept pming him when he was muted calling him sunshine, there was a massacre in Azuria's Capitol that day

(I'm not tagging out of fear)

tokugwaryuu

Don't let anger overcome you -someRandomJedi
Hella necro XD
 
Screaming IM BATMAN in regalia instead if talking in f chat


Oh here it is, the most embarrassing thing yet.

Tokugawryuu calls me sunshine,so, I kept pming him when he was muted calling him sunshine, there was a massacre in Azuria's Capitol that day

(I'm not tagging out of fear)

tokugwaryuu

Don't let anger overcome you -someRandomJedi
Practically worshiping lumisjarid IC because he was staff
Hmmmm
1.not knowing the sewers were illegal and yelling at a guard who was trying to put me in jail

2.about to pm staff, decided not to and then said lol in pm instead of f: chat

3. Shift key broke and I kept typing f; in a pm

4. Got stuck in a fence in quest world, MonMarty's had to break me out

5.getting drunk in the tavern and singing

6.getting tricked into stealing from a faction member and getting a 3 day ban

7.getting temp muted for calling Raptum ISIS

8.getting killed in kitpvp bye a armorless person in a derp skin because I was to busy laughing

7.accedentaly powergaming in the noob days

8.saying something stupid in recruitment.

9.rolling for everything in rp before I found out that you don't have to roll like d&d

10.a faction member was named Bob007spy, I had an epic typo and called him "boob"

11.im out of embarrassing things q-q
 
Welp, looks like it's no longer a necro. So I'ma hop aboard this train....

Later
 
Welp, looks like it's no longer a necro. So I'ma hop aboard this train....

Later
Typos are terrible.

What I was trying to say : Feeling derpy
What I typed acidentally : Feeling erpy

What I was trying to say : I JUST WANT TO BE APART OF SOMETHING
What I tped acidentally : I JUST WANT TO BE APART OF SOMEONE.