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celticwitch said:
Well as far as I have seen Skull you have been contridicting everyones ideas its because you have none yourself and like to hurt others feelings. You seem to have no sorrow of someone true. So be nice for once.[DOUBLEPOST=1365843794,1365843729][/DOUBLEPOST]Lets get back to the original subject please about the new horses.
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And tell me, how much do you know of me? Absolutely nothing. And guess what, don't judge someone who you don't know nor understand.
 
My evil masterplan:
1. buy a horse
2. name it applejack
3. ????????
4. Start a huge server war
5. Profit!
 
1) get a beautiful horse
2) get another horse
3) get a foal
4) get another foal
5) sell all horses except the first baby
6) get another horse and repeat the process and get profit from it!
 
Skull_man said:
See, this is why you have so many enemies. "We have cake," so what? Cake isn't that precious, and to the point.
1) Only a true leader would lead their soldiers into battle
2) People can't raid you successfully because they can't get into your houses because they are all locked with little Aliay people in them.
3) So, if I was in your house and hitting you with a Diamond Sword you would be like "Ohai! You are apparently killing me, that looks like fun I must try it some time!"
4) Cake? Really? That is the lamest bloody excuse I have seen.
5) >Insert witty joke<
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1) I can't name a single RL leader who ever led their men into battle from the front. All GOOD generals lead from the rear, where they can direct troops without dying.
2) The best offense is a good defense. My main focus, due to my dislike of pvp, is in defensive indestructibility. My castle is a maze of underground tunnels, iron doors, and seemingly random exits and entrances. It was built to be unbreachable, and the /f home itself cannot be access by an enemy without help from someone within the faction or allied to it.
3) If someone attacks me without my knowing, I never strike back. This is to ensure I keep all my items, even if it means I will die. It is a perfectly valid means of passive strategic action.
4) I do believe the 'cake' joke went waaaaay over your head. 2008_11_30Caturday01.jpg

5) lololololololol
 
Austinrules13 said:
Type /mctop. That's how much of a noob he is. Also don't bitch about premium being overpowered when you can make Prot IV iron armor. That's equivilant or better than diamond armor. Still though, I don't think horses should only be for premiums.
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Lol? Borna has 1.5k excavation, 1k herbalsim, 1.3k repair and 1.7k acro. He is the epitome of weeabooness.
 
Mecharic said:
2) The best offense is a good defense. My main focus, due to my dislike of pvp, is in defensive indestructibility. My castle is a maze of underground tunnels, iron doors, and seemingly random exits and entrances. It was built to be unbreachable, and the /f home itself cannot be access by an enemy without help from someone within the faction or allied to it.
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Unless someone glitches in using Ender-Pearls....(chuckle)
 
Mecharic said:
Medieval. Not fantasy. Even in Medieval times, the king/commander lead from the rear of an army.
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Medieval fantasy. Explain the fire people and walking dead if this was a straight medieval server. When people look at a medieval fantasy setting, they expect the king to be up front and leading the charge.
 
Now my thoughts of cavalry scouting/riding into battle will come true!
*throws away techne models* :D
 
Skull_man said:
See, this is why you have so many enemies. "We have cake," so what? Cake isn't that precious, and to the point.
1) Only a true leader would lead their soldiers into battle
2) People can't raid you successfully because they can't get into your houses because they are all locked with little Aliay people in them.
3) So, if I was in your house and hitting you with a Diamond Sword you would be like "Ohai! You are apparently killing me, that looks like fun I must try it some time!"
4) Cake? Really? That is the lamest bloody excuse I have seen.
5) >Insert witty joke<
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I think that cake part at the bottom was a joke from ichigo... You gotta start thinking less, bud. Laugh, like me. AHAHAHAHAHAhaha... Why am I laughing again...?[DOUBLEPOST=1365886542,1365886424][/DOUBLEPOST]
Mecharic said:
1) I can't name a single RL leader who ever led their men into battle from the front. All GOOD generals lead from the rear, where they can direct troops without dying.
2) The best offense is a good defense. My main focus, due to my dislike of pvp, is in defensive indestructibility. My castle is a maze of underground tunnels, iron doors, and seemingly random exits and entrances. It was built to be unbreachable, and the /f home itself cannot be access by an enemy without help from someone within the faction or allied to it.
3) If someone attacks me without my knowing, I never strike back. This is to ensure I keep all my items, even if it means I will die. It is a perfectly valid means of passive strategic action.
4) I do believe the 'cake' joke went waaaaay over your head. View attachment 4763

5) lololololololol
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And not only that, but a good leader wouldn't even have to battle at all, because they win the hearts of not only their members, but other factions as well.
 
I can explain this whole mess about leaders and whatnot. If you go back a page or two you'll see me making a joke about being a nomad horse bandit, Skull_Man got upset from his lack of ability and inability to raid me in my small Ellador house. People who understood what i said about cake understood it where he did not. Now get back to your epic ideas of cavalry wars and cross-breeding pigs with horses to make war elephants . . .
 
Ozgho said:
Wait, what!? This is a thing?

*offers a pig and a horse wheat* MAKE BABIES.
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I don't know if it will be a thing but i will certainly try my hardest. I will also try mixing a chicken and a horse to make a pegusas. Of course my flying pig idea didn't work very well though . . . poor Greg, he was a brave pig-chicken -Sniffles-
 
ichigomaster98 said:
I can explain this whole mess about leaders and whatnot. If you go back a page or two you'll see me making a joke about being a nomad horse bandit, Skull_Man got upset from his lack of ability and inability to raid me in my small Ellador house. People who understood what i said about cake understood it where he did not. Now get back to your epic ideas of cavalry wars and cross-breeding pigs with horses to make war elephants . . .
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Uh-Huh. You can read my mind and realize that I wasn't upset from not being able to raid you. Instead you think that that a joke got my upset. Now let's do that again a joke. If you knew me at all you would realize that I love jokes, that are funny. So stop thinking I am a noob and get over the fact you don't know what either of us were talking about and just reading rubbish that you had started.
 
Skull_man said:
Uh-Huh. You can read my mind and realize that I wasn't upset from not being able to raid you. Instead you think that that a joke got my upset. Now let's do that again a joke. If you knew me at all you would realize that I love jokes, that are funny. So stop thinking I am a noob and get over the fact you don't know what either of us were talking about and just reading rubbish that you had started.
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I have a well thought out comeback to this: Cake, we have it.
 
ichigomaster98 said:
I have a well thought out comeback to this: Cake, we have it.
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*Drops weapons* No! Don't! Spare me! God, please no! I mean no harm, I swear![DOUBLEPOST=1365896992,1365896885][/DOUBLEPOST]
Skull_man said:
Uh-Huh. You can read my mind and realize that I wasn't upset from not being able to raid you. Instead you think that that a joke got my upset. Now let's do that again a joke. If you knew me at all you would realize that I love jokes, that are funny. So stop thinking I am a noob and get over the fact you don't know what either of us were talking about and just reading rubbish that you had started.
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Skull, calm yo tits and just stop arguing. ._.
It really would benefit both of you, being that you are arguing over the wrong forums page. Start a conversation or something with only you two, but seriously, it would benefit everyone if you just stopped fighting entirely.
 
Chronicler_372 said:
*Drops weapons* No! Don't! Spare me! God, please no! I mean no harm, I swear![DOUBLEPOST=1365896992,1365896885][/DOUBLEPOST]
Skull, calm yo tits and just stop arguing. ._.
It really would benefit both of you, being that you are arguing over the wrong forums page. Start a conversation or something with only you two, but seriously, it would benefit everyone if you just stopped fighting entirely.
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Seriously? I would probably die if I was in the same CHAT room as Ichigo from being so annoyed.
But OK, this will be the last comment of this argument
ARGUMENT IS OVER!
 
Niels said:
Great! Raiding will be soo much fun with one of these
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Hmm... Not only are there gonna be horses, but I have invented to PocketHorse! Put it in your pocket, pull it out, then you have instant speed and strategy!
*Reaches in pocket*
Eww... Maybe I should've thought a bit more about this idea...[DOUBLEPOST=1365900211][/DOUBLEPOST]
DCSForerunner said:
Now we can have Lon Lon Ranches ;3
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Guys, get out my tights and boomerang. I have a reason to believe in myself again.[DOUBLEPOST=1365900438,1365900211][/DOUBLEPOST]
Alj23 said:
Unless someone glitches in using Ender-Pearls....(chuckle)
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Or even worse as one did, glitched into the to top deck of my house by using the chair exploit... :\
 
1) Buy 15 horses
2)Become a dwarf
3)Get 12 other dwarves, a human, and a wizard
4) Go on an epic quest to a mountain to reclaim treasure and restore a dwarven kingdom
5)Become the new dwarven king of the restored dwarf kingdom
6)Invade Regalia and become emperor
7)Profit.

None of that ??? nonsense. I have my master plan down.
 
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