Epic Rap Battles Of Massivecraft

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-awkward cough-
Oh-Uhm. Hello, Aviana.
Your name sounds like... Banana?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
But I'm not scared, I don't have to fear...
...you. Cause' I'mma shank you
Nothin' you can do.


m8.

JadeXephoz
 
Teddie000 ...Now that you got your other one out of the way...

They call me Kayden Nachazel
When it comes to rappin' I'm deaths black angel

Just to fast
Cuz'
I do it upper class
Like
Swords I smelt
So hot,
It'd make heat melt

I'm brighter than Gana
Fuck with me? You wanna?
Sure, you can try
Don't blame me when you die
From sheer power, I'm here to amaze
Your one more in a city of a million graves.

-Tosses u da mic-
 
Banana you say? Is that the best you can do?
Did you pull that line from a cows stanky poo?
You could try to rap against me but why even bother,
I might get better competition from my own Grandmother!
At least I didn't have to reserect to rap this rhyme.
I'm going to put you back in the ground for a seccond time!
Now as I come to finish dis up,
Why don't you just sit down and listen you undead chump.

Teddie000 heuehuehue
 
JadeXephoz said:
Banana you say? Is that the best you can do?
Did you pull that line from a cows stanky poo?
You could try to rap against me but why even bother,
I might get better competition from my own Grandmother!
At least I didn't have to reserect to rap this rhyme.
I'm going to put you back in the ground for a seccond time!
Now as I come to finish dis up,
Why don't you just sit down and listen you undead chump.

Teddie000 heuehuehue
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ą¹–Ū£ŪœFor your little rhymes, should I give you a clap?
No, in fact, you were quite crap!
I'm surprised you couldn't do any better,
but then again, you can barely write a letter...
I agree to say she lacks her word,
but then again, you also are a turd.
For a challenge I thought I might as well give,
to those whom soon will not live.
Teddie000 said:
-awkward cough-
Oh-Uhm. Hello, Aviana.
Your name sounds like... Banana?
I don't know what I'm doing here.
But I'm not scared, I don't have to fear!
you. Cause' I'mma shank you.
Nothin' you can do.


m8.

JadeXephoz
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ą¹–Ū£ŪœI am not surprised you lost that match,
as your voice came out as the last burned batch,
although you weren't doing bad whilst on the status of Connie,
I am not surprised whatsoever from this rap, or shall I say, oddity.
Come on girl, bring forth your effort,
even your songs you don't need to sort.
I am winning already, just taking both down,
until you both respond.
Then I for sure will own the crown.
Go on, then. Feed your imagination. Don't let me dry up at this bloodied pond.
 
William Chron said:
ą¹–Ū£ŪœFor your little rhymes, should I give you a clap?
No, in fact, you were quite crap!
I'm surprised you couldn't do any better,
but then again, you can barely write a letter...
I agree to say she lacks her word,
but then again, you also are a turd.
For a challenge I thought I might as well give,
to those whom soon will not live
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Maybe you should buy yourself a dictionary,
I'm crap? Your words are nothing but fictionary!
I could write five thousand letters before you finish this song,
Maybe you should rap against someone your age? Tada go along!
I soon shall not live is that a threat?
Come at me and I'll have your head on a stick, you can bet!
 
JadeXephoz said:
Maybe you should buy yourself a dictionary,
I'm crap? Your words are nothing but fictionary!
I could write five thousand letters before you finish this song,
Maybe you should rap against someone your age? Tada go along!
I soon shall not live is that a threat?
Come at me and I'll have your head on a stick, you can bet!
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ą¹–Ū£ŪœYou are right,
rapping against a baby is truly a fright,
because mother will come along to claim
before you can even take aim.
I think you'll probably begin to bawl,
because you can even brawl.
Tada you say, with a ~fabulous~ flick of the hand,
well, I say you should head back into your little burning land.
Five thousand letters before I finish the song?
Damn, you really are that desperate, I knew all along!
 
William Chron said:
ą¹–Ū£ŪœYou are right,
rapping against a baby is truly a fright,
because mother will come along to claim
before you can even take aim.
I think you'll probably begin to bawl,
because you can even brawl.
Tada you say, with a ~fabulous~ flick of the hand,
well, I say you should head back into your little burning land.
Five thousand letters before I finish the song?
Damn, you really are that desperate, I knew all along!
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The only thing, I agree with in your blabbersome tone,
Is that I'm fabulous! However now you I shall own!
I can't fight punches but I can shred you in half in a rap it's true,
However listening to your raps, I will attempt not to spew.
So come on now, think you're so strong and buff?
Just throw in the towl once you've had enough.

((I'm loving this so much))
 
Alright, I didn't want to hurt her, but now I have no choice,
I'll take both of you rats on, envy the power of my voice.
I can't keep this going much longer, though I should be done by then,
Prepare to get schooled, by your own best friend.
And you, Aviana, your very own guard,
Call me an undead chump? Time for me to pull my card,
You'll both probably come up with a better response to this,
But to let you both know... -whispers menacingly- you both smell like piss.

JadeXephoz William Chron
 
Noctus said:
Teddie000 ...Now that you got your other one out of the way...

They call me Kayden Nachazel
When it comes to rappin' I'm deaths black angel

Just to fast
Cuz'
I do it upper class
Like
Swords I smelt
So hot,
It'd make heat melt

I'm brighter than Gana
**** with me? You wanna?
Sure, you can try
Don't blame me when you die
From sheer power, I'm here to amaze
Your one more in a city of a million graves.

-Tosses u da mic-
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-catches the mic, though fumbling for a moment and giving a small cough-

Ahem... You really wanna go, bro?
Your pathetic attempt is nothing but low,
I hate to admit to the fact that I'm like you,
You're more decayed, and you smell like poo.
Which, I would say is worse than piss,
So prepare for a beating, prepare yourself for this,
You think your so hot, eh? Get in line, mate,
Before I died, I was so hot I burned, oh great.
I'm waiting for you now, check the time, you're late.
You'll be sent back to your grave, and no, this isn't a date.
In your dreams, is when you'll beat me, there and only then,
but then I'll smack you into reality, you're but a headless hen.
 
Teddie000 said:
-catches the mic, though fumbling for a moment and giving a small cough-

Ahem... You really wanna go, bro?
Your pathetic attempt is nothing but low,
I hate to admit to the fact that I'm like you,
You're more decayed, and you smell like poo.
Which, I would say is worse than piss,
So prepare for a beating, prepare yourself for this,
You think your so hot, eh? Get in line, mate,
Before I died, I was so hot I burned, oh great.
I'm waiting for you now, check the time, you're late.
You'll be sent back to your grave, and no, this isn't a date.
In your dreams, is when you'll beat me, there and only then,
but then I'll smack you into reality, you're but a headless hen.
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You say in my dreams, well this ain't what it seems
Just 'cuz I sleep in a grave, doesn't mean you got fame.
You have nothing, not even your eye
I kept myself together until the day I would die.
Sure I got scars, cuts and pricks
but the knight in the shiniest armor has done the least cool s**t!
You say your so hot because of a little fire
B***h, you should have kept your head in the dryer.
I made a pact with the Daemons below
Your in for it now, this is the resurrection show.
Rhyme and rap like a bat outta hell
Got skills so hard, to the blacksmith I'll sell.
I'll break into your house without a sound
and while you're asleep, I'll cut you down.
 
Anyone can challenge me also.
 
The guard captain Joshua Kade (MinecraftSpartan) and our dear Athena Grace! (robbiey3) Heuheuehuehe
Orrrr The Banshee Queen Vs. Moriarty Kade :3
 
Eledana Hah, You say that you're the best, But you shall find, that I am the greatest of all time!
Your rhymes arent worth a dime,
See I'm the one who made the climb,
To the top of the list, Im number one,
After this, for you rapping won't be fun!
So take you're cup of tea, shove it up your ass,
cause I'm about to lyrically smash,
your face in, So deep that your face will be larger than the grand canyon,
See, this, rapping is my talent, I have a wonderful balance of speed and flow, Yeah, you know,
I could spit a beat while you pull my heart from my throat, and I still wouldnt choke, I'll rip you apart,
Limb by limb, Cause you're causing as much useless drama as Kim,
Kardashian, Give up rappin', I'm tired of your lips flappin!

~Tosses Mic~
 
Now this is the story
All about how
My life got flipped
Turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minuite
Just sit right there
I'm gonna telll you how I became RP staff of a server called Massivecraft.

Original content, do not steal!
 
@Everyone_On_The_Forums_:P

DrFong said:
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Eledana
Isnt it quite sad, that you cant speak of me, but you speak of my mother,
You have to call YOURSELF lovely, because no one else will say it about you, if you want me to speak lowly, thats what I'll do, i'll leave you chokin' and coughin' like you have the flu, Ooo. I'm sad to say theres nothing you can do,
My rhymes will startle you like a sucker punch, leave you black and blue, we'll call you Rihanna, You're raps are crap, Al I hear is "Blah Blah" Hah hah, Nah. That wasnt even rap, what I just said, But now I'm going to leave you dead, Find your body, and an arrow in your head, This flow will leave you corrupted and destroyed, We'll call you silveredge, I can lead you to the edge, of sanity, and push you off, You're as hated as MonMarty 's new prem buffs, Cough Cough. My raps are like quicksand, they pull you in, but you cant get back out, and you'll drown, in them, your usefulness is sold out, like Libertem,
I dontcare if you're wearing a helm, Ill split your skull in two, with one slash of an axe, leave you with more than just a gash, Ill blast, ya back to last tuesday, and there is no way, that you could possibly beat me, I'll watch you fleeing, but it is seeming, that this battle is heating, so your options are fight or flight, just make sure not to take a bite, too large, and not be able to chew, you'll be chokin', blokes, with a pig in the background sayin "Thats All, Folks!"
 
Eledana said:
I literally don't have the freetime to start writing a several paragraphs in one of rapping.
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Allow me, kvinne.

Starraider15 said:
snort
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You might be a forum registrant, rhyming so resonant, but you're still irrelevant.




That's all I'll do in this thread. I generally think it's a sour excuse for people to insult each other in the guise of rapping or a rap battle. This thread might as well be called "poetry insult battle". Rap is music and improvised lyrics. There is no art in letting people sulk on a response for days or hours.
 
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