Which Massivecraft Characters Should Have An Epic Rap Battle?

I'd like to see Finn Maldrek [ The one and only who never speaks ] and Alex Kade [ Your head'll get chopped off cuz you're breathing wrong, peasant! ]
 
@Blakewerewolf98 Challenge Accepted.

Rolf:
Hey Wolfy, nice to see you again!
You killed me before, but now I'm in my zen!
I got the best beats,
That'll leave your face red as some beets.
I got a psychotic mind and a painful past,
But my rapping skills are extremely vast!
And you challenging me makes me more mad than the Ocelot,
although that restaurant went to pot..
 
@Noahnanzium Mmk

Wolfryk:
Are you Mental?
Yeh killed yer Best Friend
Chopped him up into bits you did!
Just like I chopped you up.
Back from the dead.
Bloody red.
Missing a Arm or Two?
You tried to kill me
So I made a smoothie outta you.
 
Celine Anahera VS Freya Lo
 
@Noahnanzium Mmk

Wolfryk:
Are you Mental?
Yeh killed yer Best Friend
Chopped him up into bits you did!
Just like I chopped you up.
Back from the dead.
Bloody red.
Missing a Arm or Two?
You tried to kill me
So I made a smoothie outta you.
Rolf:
You call me mental?! Kai wasn't my friend!
Just give up, Wolfryk, this is the end!
Man, we all know you suck up to Tim!
I will verbally chop you limb from limb!
Just like you did to me, the future is looking grim!
 
Challenge r-

ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will be using Zachariah Shred. Eh.. It would be funny if you used Leo Shred.
TOO BAD FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SCOURGE!
I KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN THE REGALIAN PURGE!
YOUR JUST ANOTHER PERSON ON MY HIT LIST
AIN'T NOBODY HERE GONNA GIVE YOU AN ASSIST!
 
TOO BAD FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SCOURGE!
I KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN THE REGALIAN PURGE!
YOUR JUST ANOTHER PERSON ON MY HIT LIST
AIN'T NOBODY HERE GONNA GIVE YOU AN ASSIST!
I would call you a major ass, if you had one of your own.
Your d**k is so small
I can just detach and throw it like a ball!
Motherfucker I be working my ass off
While you be just be sitting and smelling like ball sacs and crack rocks!
 
I would call you a major ass, if you had one of your own.
Your d**k is so small
I can just detach and throw it like a ball!
Mother****er I be working my ass off
While you be just be sitting and smelling like ball sacs and crack rocks!
-transforms into a monstrous version of a humanoid plant-
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your rhymes are so lame, there making me sleep.
through your windows through your walls I seep.
I'm gonna f*** you up mother f***er
you've become my sucker!
I'M GONNA RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND THROW THEM IN THE FIRE!
I'M GONNA RAPE YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO RETIRE!
 

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