Epic Rap Battles Of Massivecraft

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Who won? You decide?

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gina.thom123 said:
Okay I am a singer tho but I will try my hardest at rapping
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I can't rap... but I can try to rhyme... xD
I'll start.

I may suck at rhyming
Probably due to my bad timing.
But we keep on trying
too hard on succeeding
so much pressure exceeding
my barriers, life isn't carrying
All my dreams, I think I am failing
Flailing
Falling
Faster.

Your turn Gina
 
ConfinedPandora said:
I can't rap... but I can try to rhyme... xD
I'll start.

I may suck at rhyming
Probably due to my bad timing.
But we keep on trying
too hard on succeeding
so much pressure exceeding
my barriers, life isn't carrying
All my dreams, I think I am failing
Flailing
Falling
Faster.

Your turn Gina
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Even tho this might suck

what rhymes with that is the question she say
im sorry but i cant help u out today
cuz the person above me's answer is Cray
its ridiculous to write so much about a question
when the truth is u have a kick-ass reputation
ur desperate for points u kick-ass friend
i have a better chance of joining the klu klux klan
just give up and realize u cant defeat me
cuz i can rhyme about anything!!!
hahahahahaha... yea that rhymes.. :D

just trying it out I might have failed and no offence to anybody
 
gina.thom123 said:
Even tho this might suck

what rhymes with that is the question she say
im sorry but i cant help u out today
cuz the person above me's answer is Cray
its ridiculous to write so much about a question
when the truth is u have a kick-ass reputation
ur desperate for points u kick-ass friend
i have a better chance of joining the klu klux klan
just give up and realize u cant defeat me
cuz i can rhyme about anything!!!
hahahahahaha... yea that rhymes.. :D

just trying it out I might have failed and no offence to anybody
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OH it's on!

I used to have a friend
but she started playing pretend
My heart isn't a game
The way she played brought it shame
She caused me so much pain
We go down the meadow's lane

I may be insane
My heart isn't the same
I don't need her as my friend
I don't want to play pretend

~
My rhymes go back in time
You can't stop me,
I'm too badass to have to try to rhyme
it takes so much time
Maybe I should give up
But then again I shouldn't let up.
 
ConfinedPandora said:
OH it's on!

I used to have a friend
but she started playing pretend
My heart isn't a game
The way she played brought it shame
She caused me so much pain
We go down the meadow's lane

I may be insane
My heart isn't the same
I don't need her as my friend
I don't want to play pretend

~
My rhymes go back in time
You can't stop me,
I'm too badass to have to try to rhyme
it takes so much time
Maybe I should give up
But then again I shouldn't let up.
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This might suck this was made on the go


Gone forever

When it's our time
We'll be gone
Gone forever
In the most tragic of ways
In weird ways
Of old age

We start small
Like the bud of a rose
But then we bloom
Our colors so bright
What a beautiful sight
We live
We laugh
We love
We grow

we shrivel just like a rose
We never know when
When we'll be gone
Gone forever

Next year
Next month
Tomorrow
Today
In the next moment
We don't know
When we'll be gone

Live life
Live it to the fullest
You never know
When you'll be gone
Gone forever

You'll be loved
You'll be missed
But don't be scared
For he'll be waiting
In paradise
When it's your time
To be Gone
~I think i failed~
 
we need like algarons leader and regalia. this is going to get fun.
 
Hah, Amatuers. I'll be laughin' when your jaws hit the floor, I can rap so fast, following the captions makes your jaw sore, You've never seen, This part of me, just look and see, Challenging me, The consequences will be dire, Youll be alone underwater, but you cant drown, call you a maiar, Comon' kids, dont play with fire!
 
Why did I challenge Mycin when I know I can't rap at all?

WHY.

*Cries*
 
William Chron said:
๖ۣۜIt's hard to hear sarcasm when it's typed out. -.-

๖ۣۜNonetheless, not too hot on the idea. It would be cool and all, but EpicRapBattlesOfHistory might not like us doing such a thing...
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Of course, the creators of a vastly popular playlist of videos, which all have views in the millions, are going to care that a relatively small gaming community has parodied their work... It's not the same name; therefore there isn't copy-right infringement anyway. ERB don't own the idea of rap battles either. People make fan-versions of ERBOH all the time, often posting them as video responses. Seriously. They won't. Care.
 
Blazara said:
Of course, the creators of a vastly popular playlist of videos, which all have views in the millions, are going to care that a relatively small gaming community has parodied their work... It's not the same name; therefore there isn't copy-right infringement anyway. ERB don't own the idea of rap battles either. People make fan-versions of ERBOH all the time, often posting them as video responses. Seriously. They won't. Care.
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๖ۣۜYou aren't reading. Because I care. I want something original, not a poorly copied topic. Anyone can base it off EpicRapBattlesOfHistory, but I'd rather not be anyone.
 
Please keep posts about how you hate this idea off of this thread. You may lament about this in another thread, but here is not the place for it. :)
 
Eledana said:
yo
i will be rappin against anyone of these peepz
eledana is out
word
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You say this like you know this, but you are sure in to lose,
Because you say this like you're than all of those you-know-who's,
You know this is not someone to go on the other side,
As you let all of your GOOD ideas subside.
Your word is more than all of your "stellar" knowledge,
You prepare your little backside for all of the people's homage,
They don't give you any,
it's all going to me,
Because your existance already makes me feel smarter than thee,
You better give a good poem,
These are Rhymes, you should know 'em.
 
Hope ye don't mind if join in Toxiclord and Eledana

If that was your idea of rap,
Am I really supposed to clap?
For such a pathetic display of syntax,
such a petty show of nick-nacks?
What has happened to your pride,
washed away like sand before a tide?
How can you bear the terrible crime,
of uttering that despicable rhyme?
My lines are interrogatory,
and most certainly derogatory,
while yours are simple,
much more of your tempo.
 
@Blazera, William Chron,
Please stop discussing this; this can be moved to a private conversation or another thread. We do not need this thread clogged up, thank you very much. :)
 
Eledana said:
I seem to fail to comprehend your line of words,
For they do not resemble a poem; they resemble turds,
You're certainly not toxic, and I'm not slipping under,
Listen to my serving yo ass voice, as it gives the ruling thunder.

Just go home and cry to mother,
For your failing is nothing we can cover,
Not with happy words, not with stars, not with a happy unicorn,
The only suggestion I can make is to realize that you never should have been born.
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You mean that turds that come out of your face?
Because quite frankly, it looks like they come from that place.
My voice is deeper than hell,
Your's is higher than a mouse trying to yell
I'm certainly Toxic, and better than your mother,
Even though she stays on the street being sold to another
I am the epitome of amazing from the bottom of my heart,
The only place your's belong is in my hearth.
favoured said:
Hope ye don't mind if join in Toxiclord and Eledana

If that was your idea of rap,
Am I really supposed to clap?
For such a pathetic display of syntax,
such a petty show of nick-nacks?
What has happened to your pride,
washed away like sand before a tide?
How can you bear the terrible crime,
of uttering that despicable rhyme?
My lines are interrogatory,
and most certainly derogatory,
while yours are simple,
much more of your tempo.
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You think this is rap?
You should shut your trap,
I am sending in some owning
From China to Wyoming
with your terrible tempo,
You have a voice of elmo,
You realize that rap isn't even a type of song?
It's only but shit
with little kids throwing a fit,
You "bear" with nothing,
because you're too dumb to know-a-thing.
 
You're absolutely right,
this isn't rap its blight!
A plague that wastes away at the foundations of literature,
and smells of rotten carcass at high temperature.
Frankly your attempts at a tune simply embarrass,
so please stop being such a grammar terrorist!
 
favoured said:
You're absolutely right,
this isn't rap its blight!
A plague that wastes away at the foundations of literature,
and smells of rotten carcass at high temperature.
Frankly your attempts at a tune simply embarrass,
so please stop being such a grammar terrorist!
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You barely let me know you wanting to reply with such foolishness,
Because quite frankly, you've got the uselessness of a dead royal highness!
The smell of carcass is all but what fuels me,
As well as all the terrible rhymes that seem belong to ye,
I'd rather be smart, than be dumb as an ass,
You don't seem to have enough to be even a little bit in class!
 
Toxiclord said:
yo
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Speak down to me, I dare you,
I swear to god, Toxic, I will tear you,
Want to hear a secret? You're dead,
For I have now said,
That I will take you damn head,
However it seems emptyless, and that'd be a waste,
Of the fine blade that I will set through your face and make a toxic paste,
Now prepare to feel the mighty Eledana taste,
And both of you are hereby, and forever disgraced.
 
Barbas, now accepting RP applications and rap battle challenges!
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Eledana said:
Speak down to me, I dare you,
I swear to god, Toxic, I will tear you,
Want to hear a secret? You're dead,
For I have now said,
That I will take you damn head,
However it seems emptyless, and that'd be a waste,
Of the fine blade that I will set through your face and make a toxic paste,
Now prepare to feel the mighty Eledana taste,
And both of you are hereby, and forever disgraced.
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Only to you I seem disgraced,
But in truth, we can see the consequences you've faced,
Of course I'm already dead,
From those damn insults from your tiny head,
Your blade is made of a busted tea kettle,
because that's all your "rich" family could settle,
And yes, My head is empty,
of any rhymes that aren't Hefty,
Everything you've said,
Makes me just get out of my bed.
 

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