Massive Rap Battles.

[Ryciera]

Jaak and Piper
@Green_Hood​

Get'cher eyes from th'skies an'don' try t'figh',
'cause yer yapper 'ent try'na g'off like mine.
I been up an' down these R'galyan streets'n
I 'ent ever once foun' a man s'bleedin'

snarky'n rude'n big'ol'e fisted.
Who says in "two armies been 'nlisted."
Y'got th'figh' bu' s'all y'know.
Y'gotta sometimes let words flow.

S'show lil Pip what'che cain do
bigguy, 'cause yer a bitt'a a foo'
fer thinkin' 'lone with yer big size.
Y'cain't even keep m'in yer eyes.

An' while y'whip out all them fists,
I'll 'ave y'in th'dust an' ye'll a'ways miss.
'Cause Piper d'Pim is Piper d'Done
Wit'cher twisted an' fawked up idears'a fun!

 

[Simcity_4]

Wolfryk Kundimal Vs. Tim ((Weird Last name)) @Noahnanzium

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Bump! And challenge accepted.

Tim:

It's Wolfryk, a scumrat Dwarf who ain't fit
To defeat this Emcee retired Militia General, so I suggest you forfeit
... You say I'm mentally unstable when the truth is
You couldn't handle my tragic past fo shizz!
You can't murder me with your rhymes like you did to Rolf, who was innocent
You didn't know he was innocent? Forgot to tell you mister Sense-All-Bent!
I'll rip your arms off, stab out your eye, and break every bone in your body
Because this little bit of my vengeance will leave you blooming shoddy!
I'll kill your wolf, I fought dire ones before
And leave you in a ditch scared and poor!

 

[DipliPsychi]

Bump! And challenge accepted.

Tim:

It's Wolfryk, a scumrat Dwarf who ain't fit
To defeat this Emcee retired Militia General, so I suggest you forfeit
... You say I'm mentally unstable when the truth is
You couldn't handle my tragic past fo shizz!
You can't murder me with your rhymes like you did to Rolf, who was innocent
You didn't know he was innocent? Forgot to tell you mister Sense-All-Bent!
I'll rip your arms off, stab out your eye, and break every bone in your body
Because this little bit of my vengeance will leave you blooming shoddy!
I'll kill your wolf, I fought dire ones before
And leave you in a ditch scared and poor!

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Wolfryk:

Hah! A Militia General! Bitch! I commanded a Whole Entire Dwarven Military.
I could chop yeh ead' off and laugh as it rolled.
While yer child-hood was so miserable. I was cuttin' Dakkar down like yeh did yer fucked up Vampire Friend!
Rolf was nae Innocent! He was mentally unstable! And he passed that on to you.
Hah! Rip me arms off! I could ave' yer body chopped up into many pieces before you even touch me!
Face against a War Hero! Face against Axe Master! Face it Tim! Yeh can't beat me!
And my wolf eats Dire Wolves for breakfast. Oh and Ridge! He told me you two both had Romantic Relations!

 

[Rhuyne]

Aloria vs. Skyrim.

 

[Terence29]

Actually, I think I know who would make a good and legit challenge.

Kama'l and Ludwig. >:c

@Kandane

 

[Simcity_4]

Wolfryk:

Hah! A Militia General! Bitch! I commanded a Whole Entire Dwarven Military.
I could chop yeh ead' off and laugh as it rolled.
While yer child-hood was so miserable. I was cuttin' Dakkar down like yeh did yer ****ed up Vampire Friend!
Rolf was nae Innocent! He was mentally unstable! And he passed that on to you.
Hah! Rip me arms off! I could ave' yer body chopped up into many pieces before you even touch me!
Face against a War Hero! Face against Axe Master! Face it Tim! Yeh can't beat me!
And my wolf eats Dire Wolves for breakfast. Oh and Ridge! He told me you two both had Romantic Relations!

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Tim:

Ehm, retard beard? Ridge is happily married with 3 kids.
Which YOU COULD NEVER GET EVEN YOU GOT FANCY DIGS!
Rapping against you is too much of a piece o' pie.
So lemme pass it Single K A I!

Kai:

AY YO!
It's Kai Wenshee bro!
But we all know the name Wench-ee is what you deserve! OH!
Today at my restaurant I'm serving up diced Dwarf!
With a side of Fat Wolf Pork!
I got chopped up into pieces
By an angry Yanar pissed about his stolen fiancé Denise!
Your winning castle is falling under pro rap Siege!
Now I'll pass the fun to Ridge!

Ridge:

Hey Wolfy, are you miffed?
Because this Emcee Tailor is gonna sew your defeat swiftly!
I got a family and Beast Raps to boot!
Because my riches are 15x your Dwarven Loot!
You are a crook!
Read up on a book!
Because your less tough than a duck!

Tim:

I'm sorry

Kai:

But you

Ridge:

Have practically lost

All Three:

AND WE'D LIKE TO SAY WE AREN'T SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS!

 

[DipliPsychi]

Tim:

Ehm, retard beard? Ridge is happily married with 3 kids.
Which YOU COULD NEVER GET EVEN YOU GOT FANCY DIGS!
Rapping against you is too much of a piece o' pie.
So lemme pass it Single K A I!

Kai:

AY YO!
It's Kai Wenshee bro!
But we all know the name Wench-ee is what you deserve! OH!
Today at my restaurant I'm serving up diced Dwarf!
With a side of Fat Wolf Pork!
I got chopped up into pieces
By an angry Yanar pissed about his stolen fiancé Denise!
Your winning castle is falling under pro rap Siege!
Now I'll pass the fun to Ridge!

Ridge:

Hey Wolfy, are you miffed?
Because this Emcee Tailor is gonna sew your defeat swiftly!
I got a family and Beast Raps to boot!
Because my riches are 15x your Dwarven Loot!
You are a crook!
Read up on a book!
Because your less tough than a duck!

Tim:

I'm sorry

Kai:

But you

Ridge:

Have practically lost

All Three:

AND WE'D LIKE TO SAY WE AREN'T SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS!

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Wolfryk:
I am sorry... But I have not lost...
I had many kids. But they were slaughtered by Dakkar...
By the way... Tim do yeh still wear yer fockin' Gay Clothes!
Man the fuck up! As Far as I know. I can get 60 women a day in my bed!
I command a whole military! Back the fuck up!
Lemme pass this to my Fockin' Dwarven military!

Military of Dwarves:
Oh look! It's a Psychotic Elf named Tim! Shall kill him and eat him fer dinner?
Oh and a Dead Elf arises! Get back in yer grave! Or we will slap you back to past when you were giving Tim blow!
Oh lookie ere'! A Tailor says he is richer then! Lad we ave' over 6000 Tons of Gold! more then yer silly little clothes!
Bitch we kill for sport! We mine for money! Now step the fuck back before we send a bunch of Rude Elves/Humans to their own grave!

 

[Simcity_4]

Wolfryk:
I am sorry... But I have not lost...
I had many kids. But they were slaughtered by Dakkar...
By the way... Tim do yeh still wear yer fockin' Gay Clothes!
Man the **** up! As Far as I know. I can get 60 women a day in my bed!
I command a whole military! Back the **** up!
Lemme pass this to my Fockin' Dwarven military!

Military of Dwarves:
Oh look! It's a Psychotic Elf named Tim! Shall kill him and eat him fer dinner?
Oh and a Dead Elf arises! Get back in yer grave! Or we will slap you back to past when you were giving Tim blow!
Oh lookie ere'! A Tailor says he is richer then! Lad we ave' over 6000 Tons of Gold! more then yer silly little clothes!
Bitch we kill for sport! We mine for money! Now step the **** back before we send a bunch of Rude Elves/Humans to their own grave!

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Tim:

Wolfryk, we went easy on you.
But my past self's raps are so ill you'll catch the flu...

Past Tim (9):

My.. Mom was... Murdered...
I snapped her neck like a.. Bird...
I failed a punch in the dojo.. I was forced into being a jester for a day...
I'll be seeing you in ten years by the way...

Past Tim (19)

My family is gone, I have turned to crime...
Look's like I came to verbally kill you JUST IN TIME!
I'LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT
AND FEED IT TO GOAT
AND WATCH YOUR MILITARY SUFFER..
BECAUSE THE WAR WILL SOON GET ROUGHER!

Past Tim (29):

Kai and Ridge consoled me
And now my raps will make you lose your dignity
I stole my Fiancé
So I will steal your wives any day
You couldn't fight against a couple of Fahlein
To save your Squad Leader, you ain't mean...

 

[Kandane]

Actually, I think I know who would make a good and legit challenge.

Kama'l and Ludwig. >:c

@Kandane

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Uhhh...im actually not good...at raps..even of my country dont confirm that...

 

[DipliPsychi]

Tim:

Wolfryk, we went easy on you.
But my past self's raps are so ill you'll catch the flu...

Past Tim (9):

My.. Mom was... Murdered...
I snapped her neck like a.. Bird...
I failed a punch in the dojo.. I was forced into being a jester for a day...
I'll be seeing you in ten years by the way...

Past Tim (19)

My family is gone, I have turned to crime...
Look's like I came to verbally kill you JUST IN TIME!
I'LL RIP OUT YOUR THROAT
AND FEED IT TO GOAT
AND WATCH YOUR MILITARY SUFFER..
BECAUSE THE WAR WILL SOON GET ROUGHER!

Past Tim (29):

Kai and Ridge consoled me
And now my raps will make you lose your dignity
I stole my Fiancé
So I will steal your wives any day
You couldn't fight against a couple of Fahlein
To save your Squad Leader, you ain't mean...

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Wolfryk:

Oh we playin' this game now? Meet my past selves and you will have stroke.

Past Wolfryk (8): I was Heir to Throne! But I slit the throats of 20 grown Dwarves.
Face me now! I am a Murderer! Now go put your gown back on!

Wolfryk (13) My sentence was to be cast to outside! Outside the Mountains! Outside the keep!
For 10 years my sentence was! You know how many people I met on way to survive...
They greeted me! I lopped their heads off! I was drenched in blood. I drank the blood!
I built a cabin full of bodies! Dare approach me! I will just add another to the pile!

Wolfryk (23) I came home. My parents have died. My brother claimed the throne. He welcomed me in open arms...
He made me the General of Military... How many people have you killed?
I count 4000 Dakkar... All you did was snap your mother's neck.

Wolfryk(33): It is a real shame yeh killed yer Mother, Tim...
She really knew how pleasure a Dwarf in bed...
Who knew I was yer father?

Wolfryk: (51): Give up Tim.
I really don't want to cut you up into little Tim Nuggets.
So back fuck up! This rap is finished!

 

[Simcity_4]

Bump, I want to keep this alive for a bit.

 

[Suzzie]

*murders thread*
@Noahnanzium

 

[Ragnio]

@suzzie2 vs. @CreatorO

 

[Suzzie]

@suzzie2 vs. @CreatorO

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Why. I don't know how to rap.

 

[Ragnio]

Why. I don't know how to rap.

Click to shrink...

But i wanna hear you and creator xDDD

 

[Artemis_Hanzo]

Ravar Silvaryan @Artemis_Hanzo vrs... Ravar Daevaar @deadfoe51

 

[LadyTeddington]

Brenna Ventus and Duvain. @Martchri123
-rolls out and hopes it's the right tag-

 

[Deadfoe51]

Ravar Silvaryan @Artemis_Hanzo vrs... Ravar Daevaar @deadfoe51

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Apparently, nobody knows, how much I dislike Rap... I cannot Rap..