Which Massivecraft Characters Should Have An Epic Rap Battle?

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The title say it all. Who in Massivecraft should have an Epic Rap Battle. If you have not seen them, look them up on YouTube. They are really hilarious. I think Dr. Fong and Mrs. Baver should duke it out. Who do you want to see? Maybe, if we are lucky, the staff members may record them and post them.
 
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Feanor Rythen (Me) vs. the leader of the Azure Order @Whoever it is.

Alexander Kade vs. Mrs. Baver
@MonMarty
 
Thomas Kade vs Jaak Keppkuula.
@Tom1804 @Green_Hood
Kade-boy! Captain of the guards
Take a good look at the cards
You were dealt. You were blessed
You're about to fight the best
Now don't be stressed
I know you're pressed
But this isn't a jest
You'll go down like the rest
At the top is only Jaak
I run amuck
Through Regalia's streets
When I'm not droppin' these beats
On the heads the of heat
Your guards are pathetic
No better than aesthetic
I might be sympathetic
If they were dogs.
You're the head of the pack
But I'll still give you a smack
On the nose
And let you turn around to expose
Your belly to the top dog
If I haven't expressed
And at your behest
I do more than suggest
Many can attest
I'm the best!
 
Every hooded vampire VS Luthien Duchamp
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Leromu ( @Rippion ) and Finn ( @Bryan17770) person who refers to them selves in third person one who barely speaks.

lol I kinda want to :P

@Rippion
Alright Leromu, lets get this over with. Don't you hold back now okay?

*Ahem*
Let me tell you about somethin' that I found out about you
You like to keep your talking simple
Try and keep it one n' two
But I am thinking that you keep your mouth shut and try not to speak
Cause you words are like your style
its just pitiful and weak

Hey Mr. Treehugger
Why you spend your time up in the clouds?
Afraid to battle me and face the music cause its just too loud?
You like to talk about the wind and wear a green mask on your face,
You trying hide something Leroy? A secret neuro-mental case?
Cause you're just plain crazy! A nut-job! A psycho!
And your rappings like the wind,
You can hear it but it blows.

(cough) I'm losing my voice, but the battle's all done
You can head back to your village now and tell them that I won
Cause there's nothing you can say,
'cept the memoirs in your will
(cough) My raps are so sick
that you'll be one that's falling ill.
 
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I don't think we'd be ready for an evil being that tears people apart and strikes fear in to everyone's hearts going against Luthien.
-rimshot and canned laughter-

Now for my idea? Hm...
The Nava Bakery vs. Omnom.
(@I'mnotsurewhototag @Omnomivore)
THE BATTLE OF THE CAKES

But I am not a massivecraft character xD
 
lol I kinda want to :P

@Rippion
Alright Leromu, lets get this over with. Don't you hold back now okay?

*Ahem*
Let me tell you about somethin' that I found out about you
You like to keep your talking simple
Try and keep it one n' two
But I am thinking that you keep your mouth shut and try not to speak
Cause you words are like your style
its just pitiful and weak

Hey Mr. Treehugger
Why you spend your time up in the clouds?
Afraid to battle me and face the music cause its just too loud?
You like to talk about the wind and wear a green mask on your face,
You trying hide something Leroy? A secret neuro-mental case?
Cause you're just plain crazy! A nut-job! A psycho!
And your rappings like the wind,
You can hear it but it blows.

(cough) I'm losing my voice, but the battle's all done
You can head back to your village now and tell them that I won
Cause there's nothing you can say,
'cept the memoirs in your will
(cough) My raps are so sick
that you'll be one that's falling ill.
Ungh, i must respond to this or lose respect forever, correct? föhk
 
I would like to see all the Massive Wars made into a rap battle

Grailen v Gwen or Grailen v Kapry (Virdian Crusade)
CrackPotatoe v Zanip (Argonian-Arthainian)
Grixer v Gridiron (Imperials v 9th)
Kapry v TacoMassacre (deathfist v Alamut)
BeeRando v Tom1804 (Lumini v Auxillian)
Grixer v Spectec (Solaris v Mag)

feel free to expand on my list
 

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