Stuff.

Can i make cheese weapons with this?
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Ew, hood. That's like a hoodie. Which, as we all know, is the staple mark of Cool Teen Nice-Vampire Rebel Vigilante who's parents were killed by vampires/bandits along with their whole village, and now swears revenge, and yet somehow is a vampire and really doesn't want to be cured by the guards because it's just their burden to bear, and you shouldn't punish them because they're nice, didn't break the law, don't feed on people, and eat people food. And for some reason they dislike the guards, and have fighting skills taught to them by the ones who killed their parents and village, who then enslaved or adopted them. They also have a dagger and bow. Not to mention that Battle Axe hidden in his cloak. And he can run really fast because he has the Speed trait, or can heal really fast, run really fast, jump really high, hear and see really well, and overpower a 7 foot Orc Guard in hand-to-hand combat because he's a vampire.


Never mention the hood again.
 
Ew, hood. That's like a hoodie. Which, as we all know, is the staple mark of Cool Teen Nice-Vampire Rebel Vigilante who's parents were killed by vampires/bandits along with their whole village, and now swears revenge, and yet somehow is a vampire and really doesn't want to be cured by the guards because it's just their burden to bear, and you shouldn't punish them because they're nice, didn't break the law, don't feed on people, and eat people food. And for some reason they dislike the guards, and have fighting skills taught to them by the ones who killed their parents and village, who then enslaved or adopted them. They also have a dagger and bow. Not to mention that Battle Axe hidden in his cloak. And he can run really fast because he has +50 Speed
me irl. but more edgy. and less nice vampire. or vigilante. and im the villian. motherfuckers >:)
 
Ew, hood. That's like a hoodie. Which, as we all know, is the staple mark of Cool Teen Nice-Vampire Rebel Vigilante who's parents were killed by vampires/bandits along with their whole village, and now swears revenge, and yet somehow is a vampire and really doesn't want to be cured by the guards because it's just their burden to bear, and you shouldn't punish them because they're nice, didn't break the law, don't feed on people, and eat people food. And for some reason they dislike the guards, and have fighting skills taught to them by the ones who killed their parents and village, who then enslaved or adopted them. They also have a dagger and bow. Not to mention that Battle Axe hidden in his cloak. And he can run really fast because he has the Speed trait, or can heal really fast, run really fast, jump really high, hear and see really well, and overpower a 7 foot Orc Guard in hand-to-hand combat because he's a vampire.


Never mention the hood again.
Honestly, I hate this stereotype, only because if your character has any of the above, people automatically assume this is you. Example: I have been playing a very long time and decided to make my character a vigilante. Yes, he wears a hood, it's a cloak. It's called common sense. Now, people assume he is the stereotypical rebel-vigilante-hood wearing-assassin-dead parents-OP guy, when in reality I have spent a ton of time making an extremely detailed and lore compliant backstory for him, and carefully balanced him and tried to set him apart from these stereotypes.