Stuff.

Computer, Tell me the meaning of life! Tell me why we don't have flying cars by now. Tell me WHY MY COFFEE SMELLS LIKE BURNT COAL?!??
 
Rhetorical statement: Looks like I rule this thread ones more, you pathetic meatbag
 
I was looking for some of my old lore writing stuff, which is obviously archived now and gone... but I posted part of it here in dwarf runes and someone translated it, so I was able to find it lmao