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User: Dank memes.


Cleverbot: What song?


User: Dank memes.


Cleverbot: You have disappointed me.


User: Dank memes.


Cleverbot: You are not who you said you were.


User: Dank memees.


Cleverbot: Clever, you are not.


User: Dank memes.


Cleverbot: That is true.


User: Dank memes.


Cleverbot: Is this what we're doing?


User: Meme danks.


Cleverbot: So what are you eating?


User: Frozen pasta.


Cleverbot: Yummy! Do you like pasta?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Do you not like Italian food?


User: I do.


Cleverbot: Then why say no?


User: No.


Cleverbot: No what?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Just no.


User: 4chan.


Cleverbot: Just kidding, my name is Mystyk.


User: Hi Kystyk.


Cleverbot: Can't you stay?


User: No.
 
User: You're dead to me.


Cleverbot: Thanks, buddy.


User: You too.


Cleverbot: Thank you so much.


User: You're welcome.


Cleverbot: You're such a good friend.


User: I know.


Cleverbot: You're not humble at all.


User: I know.


Cleverbot: Do you really want to love me?


User: No.


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Because you're dead to me.
 
"Oh my Violet! What is this communist madness?" screams Alistair Sid, the blue-haired and googly-eyed senior-partner at one of the implicated law firms. "My clients are furious! What kind of country is this when you can't even have assets abroad without the press snooping on them?" He pauses to tear up a packet of chocolate chips, devouring all of them voraciously before continuing his tirade. "Me want you to make this go away, Leader. Journalists should have no right to publish private financial data of politicians and corporations; it's a breach of privacy and public trust! Prosecute all the journalists and so-called whistle-blowers responsible for this! Oh Violet, it looks like I picked the wrong week to quit dropping spunkmeyers, om nom nom nom."
 
IndigoIvy said:
"Oh my Violet! What is this communist madness?" screams Alistair Sid, the blue-haired and googly-eyed senior-partner at one of the implicated law firms. "My clients are furious! What kind of country is this when you can't even have assets abroad without the press snooping on them?" He pauses to tear up a packet of chocolate chips, devouring all of them voraciously before continuing his tirade. "Me want you to make this go away, Leader. Journalists should have no right to publish private financial data of politicians and corporations; it's a breach of privacy and public trust! Prosecute all the journalists and so-called whistle-blowers responsible for this! Oh Violet, it looks like I picked the wrong week to quit dropping spunkmeyers, om nom nom nom."
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"Whales must be kept out of restaurants; why can't these people see that?" queries Birgitta Laine, a young chef from 'The Haute Potato', reeking of paprika. "It's not that I don't understand, really, I do, but it's a health issue, you know. Imagine that thing entering the kitchen; you'd get their fur or scales or whathaveyou all over the buffet," she asserts confidently while her sweat trickles down into tonight's babaganuche. "He should just tie his Whale outside along with any other mutt. They still have their canes, don't they?"
Your Whale-walker, Jiang Ruff, who has 20/20 vision, rambles at you whilst untangling several leads. "Why are we only thinking of the blind here? I can't see why the blind should be able to take their Whales into restaurants, while my poor babies still have to be tied out in the rain. You'll let me take my Whales into restaurants as well, right?"


whales
whales with fur and scales
whales that are called mutts
whales that can enter buildings casually
whales on leashes
whales that get walked
whales that don't enjoy water
 
Lol I love how editing my posts to say that I win after like 24 hours of no posts always prompts a new post
 

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