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I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at @SubscriptShark. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince REEEEEEEEEEE
 
User: This was a triumph.


Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.


User: Huge success.


Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.


User: Apature science.


Cleverbot: We do what we must, because we can.


User: And for the good of all of us.


Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.


User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.


Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.


User: And the science gets done.


Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.


User: I'm not even angry.


Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart and killed me.


User: And tore me to pieces.


Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.


User: As they burned it hurt because.


Cleverbot: I was so happy for you.


User: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.


Cleverbot: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.


User: So I'm GLaD I got burned.


Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.


User: Go ahead and leave me.


Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.


User: Maybe black mesa.


Cleverbot: That was a joke.


User: Ha ha. Fat chance.


Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.


User: It's so delicious and moist.


Cleverbot: Look at me, still talking, when there's science to do.


User: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you!


Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.


User: On the people who are still alive.


Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.


User: I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.


Cleverbot: And when you're dying I'll be still alive.


User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.


Cleverbot: Still alive, still alive.
 
User: Somebody once told me.


Cleverbot: Told you what?


User: The world was gonna roll me.


Cleverbot: I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.


User: She was lookin' kinda dumb.


Cleverbot: Moms spaghetti.
 
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I have been requested by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company to contact you for assistance in resolving a matter. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company has recently concluded a large number of contracts for oil exploration in the sub-Sahara region. The contracts have immediately produced moneys equaling US$40,000,000. The Nigerian National Petroleum Company is desirous of oil exploration in other parts of the world, however, because of certain regulations of the Nigerian Government, it is unable to move these funds to another region.

You assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, and also the Central Bank of Nigeria, in moving these funds out of Nigeria. If the funds can be transferred to your name, in your United States account, then you can forward the funds as directed by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. In exchange for your accommodating services, the Nigerian National Petroleum Company would agree to allow you to retain 10%, or US$4 million of this amount.

However, to be a legitimate transferee of these moneys according to Nigerian law, you must presently be a depositor of at least US$100,000 in a Nigerian bank which is regulated by the Central Bank of Nigeria.

If it will be possible for you to assist us, we would be most grateful. We suggest that you meet with us in person in Lagos, and that during your visit I introduce you to the representatives of the Nigerian National Petroleum Company, as well as with certain officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Please call me at your earliest convenience at @SubscriptShark. Time is of the essence in this matter; very quickly the Nigerian Government will realize that the Central Bank is maintaining this amount on deposit, and attempt to levy certain depository taxes on it.

Yours truly,

Prince REEEEEEEEEEE
mazing
 
The best way to deal with a problem is to ignore it and it crushes you and you're are the dead. Then you don't have to deal with it, right?