A declaration stamped with the Black Cat of Daenshore is distributed across the numerous notice boards dotting the Crown Isle
"It is with a heavy heart that the constituents of Casa Playero have come to acknowledge the precarious position which we have been forced into by virtue of the nefarious aura surrounding some of its family members."
There will always be a warm and infinite amount of love for Eloi Playero among our house. But, Eloi, mi primo querido, you have made life on this Archipelago virtually impossible for the rest of your family. Your actions as of late have been utterly unacceptable, and falsely spread the illusion that your siblings and cousins are troublemakers all the same as you. Blessed are we that some of us have been able to find employment and odd jobs here and there, but the reality is that Playeros can very seldom approach another citizen without facing some form of prejudice or backlash. We have been working arduously to remedy this reality, but Eloi's flamboyant sprees of crime continue to spread hate and misinformation regarding the nature of our family.
This message goes out to Regalia and its fair people, the Peerage and the Ministries they diligently administrate, and every individual out there who has been wronged by the actions of Eloi Playero. As of today, Casa Playero will no longer be tolerating nor associating with the pestilent behavior of Eloi Playero.
Eloi, you have been given chance after chance after chance. You would likely have been executed were it not for the mercy of Lord Commander Viggo Sorenvik and the efforts your family put forth into keeping you alive despite the public disdain for our name. Consider this your final chance. We know there is good within you. You have already begun to redeem yourself in the eyes of many. You planned a trip to Daenshore and Hallonq to conduct humanitarian work, you've reconciled with past enemies and you've hired disadvantaged Daendroque people to El Gustazo to provide new employment opportunities. But the crime and violence needs to stop, and until that day comes, Casa Playero can defend you no longer when your actions harm us in turn. It is up to yourself and only yourself now to follow in the footsteps of your family members and demonstrate to this city what valiant citizens we truly can be."
LEGAL DECLARATION:
"Eloi, it is incredibly painful for your family to have to do this. If you cannot meet these specified conditions by which you must redeem yourself through, we will have no choice but to act against you accordingly. Let it be known that as of today, you are hereby threatened with excommunication and banishment from Casa Playero as well as the family's lineage until the day comes when you might return as a new man. You have but one opportunity to prove to Casa Playero and Regalia that you are honorable. If you are unable to, or refuse, the aforementioned consequences will be put into motion immediately."
✥ Issue a public apology, effective immediately, to Lord Victane de Piedmont, Lord Commander Sorenvik, and the Alms Ministry. Subsequently, pledge your services to Alms Minister Sorenvik as a community servitor so that you might aid this city through public and community service.
✥ Additionally, pledge your services to the Burning Bridges Clinic as a volunteer aide for 2 weeks so that you might service the people of Regalia through healthcare and learn what it means to be a helping hand.
✥ Atone for your sins at the Regalian Cathedral. Pray for forgiveness, guidance, surrender yourself to the Spirit, and submit yourself to 1 week of religious rectification under the tutelage of our good clergymen.
✥ Demonstrate your love and fealty for Regalia by enlisting into this city's reserves military forces. You will find proper discipline and what kinship is really all about at the front lines should your name ever be called into duty.
"Your family wishes you all the best in beating your most recent criminal charges. We pray that your guilt is rightfully judged by the Judiciary if you are sent to trial. As a final note, please understand that if your guilt is confirmed through trial, you will also face immediate removal from Casa Playero indefinitely."
A cordial thank you to any and every reader.
Signed,
Signed,
Defense Minister @LumosJared
Alms Minister @MrsCripple
Eloi Playero @Wilvahelm