The Grouchy Writing Or Skinning Shop

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Letter to you, the scumbags,

Yeah, I’m tired of sitting there too and bumming out character applications. But someone’s got to do it.

So here’s my selling point, I like regals, skins, and art. If you give me those things I will spare you three seconds of your disgusting lives to write or skin for you. I know you might think to yourself ‘why let him do it?’ well let me tell you this, bud. I’ve been writing and skinning for this damned server for as long as I can remember. Don’t think I can swoon you over my writing? Wrong. Don’t think I can make you look at pixels and make you go ‘ooooh yeaaah’? Wrong. So here’s what you’re going to do, friend, you’re going to take ONE second of your life and think of any god forbidden talent you have as a trade, or spend your worthless regals on ME to finish the work that you should’ve finished last month, or do you need me to write your application too? It’d be a shame if you didn’t write it in time for that progression coming up, huh? Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now get to it.

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Sincerely, Go Get a Job ​

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Slots (wait your turn you impatient freaks, I fill the slots with what I want to do at the time):

• Slot 1 | BadDreamer - In Progress
• Slot 2 | Clewii - Brainstorming
• Slot 3 | JResurrected - Not Started
• Slot 4 | IBeSlurping - Not Started (Though will finish within one day of notice)

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Rules and Pricing (because I know your on a budget because you haven't left the house in weeks):

• Pricing:
  • Skin Head | 500r or Art/Writing trade
  • Skin Template | 700r or Art/Writing trade
  • Full Skin | 1000r or Art/Premium
• Writing:
  • Character Applications | 500r or Art/Skinning trade
  • Lore Stories | 600r or Art/Skinning trade
  • Creative Insults about your Character | 200r
• Skinning Rules:
  • You must have an interesting idea for a character for me to do a full skin/skin template for him/her/it. I work off a constant need to be entertained if I'm not I get bored and don't finish.
  • Pre-shading anything can be edited or altered, after shading you don't get to complain.
  • You must have a visual representation of what you want and must be detailed in what you want added/changed. I am not a mind reader. References are key.
  • Communication is key.
  • One week maximum unless I express I will be busy or otherwise. If it isn't finished within one week then you will receive it for free.
  • You owe me RP eventually
• Writing Rules:
  • You have to give me a general idea of what you want, don't be vague. If you don't know, talk with me and we can iron things out together.
  • For lore stories, your idea must be creative. And your own. If you want ideas, I can also provide some as long as I'm led into what the character needs/what you want to happen.
  • Erotic/Sensual stories are acceptable, though I'm not writing strict porn. It needs to have some impact on the character/characters and needs to have context.
  • Everything will be done within five days, maximum, if not expressed beforehand that I will be busy. If I am not finished without giving you any insight, you will receive it for free.
  • You owe me RP eventually
• Rules of the House:
  • My hobbies are time-consuming. They aren't in a matter of a day or so. I've got a job and a little brother that I need to take care of. So be patient.
  • Don't be nasty. You might dislike something I do and that's perfectly fine if you express that to me in a professional manner.
  • Pay me after, not before.
  • Trades are preferred over regals, I like seeing you guys express your talents. So I don't care how bad you think you are at art/skinning/writing. As long as you are putting your best into it, I will be understanding and enthused that you would spend the time on something like that for me.

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List of Examples (because I know you’re questioning me):

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Writing:
(Links will lead to google docs and forum pages only)

• Lore Stores:
  • Shipwreck
  • The Walking Dead Man
  • Where did it Come From
  • No End in Sight
  • Engulfed
  • Good Men Fall
  • End of the Line
  • (More if Requested)

• Character Applications:
  • Haymitch Voss
  • Kalmar Lok-Guthrain
  • Svante Viduggla
  • Nace of Kinwrey
  • Dorothy McGraugh Sheran

Skinning:
(I'm good at heads, outfits are up for debate)

• The Skins
  • Haymitch Head One
  • Head Two
  • Kalmar Skin
  • Avanthar Skin
  • Cowboy Skin

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Application (I can't write this for you, sorry):

IGN:
Skin/Writing:
Category:
Explanation (Or save it for Discord):
Payment:
Discord:
One Word that Is Unique:

 

Reserved.

 

@BadDreamer @JResurrected hey bums, I’ve added a payment tag to the application. Tell me what your going to pay

 

accepted. In no specific order.

 

Progress added within the slots menu, @BadDreamer @Clewii @JResurrected @iBeSlurping are first up, order goes on how ambitious and fast you contacted me, as well as what I want to do at the time. Should be fairly quick to get done. Make sure to DM on discord for any more information.

 

Accepted. Remember to communicate pretty actively for me to get along with your commissions, none will be started until after I finish what I have on my plate.

 

Closing this for now.