Tiber Ardor Vs Charles Handorian (corpse) Rap Battle

[Jouster]

Hello MassiveCraftians, today I've been suggested to do a rap battle by @Film_Noir just as how @JakkDhread and him did it! This will choose who is the best Ithanian banana warrior, but now shalth uth let us spit some medievaleth bars, shall we (Oh and I guess I'll start)?

DJ CHARLES SWAGDORIAN
'Living Life'
Bonjour, ol' pal it is Charles the man from the dead,
Your best friend that would've behead your head.
The Ithanian man that was to be your brother,
One of the Ithanian men to bring you broken to your mother (Feu).
I've been slaying more people than you,
been a pirate, I could,
been a hero, I should,
been a peasant, I would,
But I am dead due to your renegade that you've thought yourself as good.

I have stories that can't be told of the strength that I behold,
The only thing I hear from you is your cheating on your wife you could've been gold,
You attempt to steal the only love of my life,
But know the only thing I see from the heavens above is your head being cut off by a large government knife.
I thought you would've brought on our legacy,
Ours truly, bloody, glory,
A life of secrecy, you and me,
Thugs to tortured lives and enemies.

Now that I experienced you have been brought into an afterlife with me,
I count this as blasphemy, to be with you for a terrible eternity.
From the lessons I taught you how to fight,
To become a wonderful and glorious knight,
You've chosen the terrible paths that led me to his fatal past.
Now I will spit the bars that hold me back to this wonderful life yet harassed,
Le meilleur ami qui vous rôtir pendant que vous dernier.


*Gives Mic with a smirk.*



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[Tibertastic]

I didn't see your request old pal, should've just continued sulking away in the sewers, dead short man.
Do the Handorians know how to run a patriarchy? Or do they hid behind their mothers skirts? A matriarchy!
I'll leave you to contemplate on my contribution,
Killing Handorian is the solution.

 

[Jouster]

DJ CHARLES SWAGDORIAN
'Living Life'
Salut, once again, the word I also choose to call you.
May not be a female, but a fool.
Choosing women- damn that is quite cruel.
What has caused you to take this period of inactivity?
To watch over any mistakes of your petty family in the Regalian city?
Oh my, why should I be here talking! I had no family in the Holy Lands
Because I had no one else to depend and carry with my hands.

I may seem lazy at times,
You look bloody with your rhymes,
You're honestly not decent at these and you should agree.
The lands of the beautiful area where I had once set my foot upon...
All I can see is that the white snow that has settled is where your lifeless corpse lays upon.
You can admit yourself that you are already losing this battle
Without my mercy with my cutlass forged from my ancestry
To my wonderful, March Coen, majesty (Douloureux!).

Even if I was a bit poor at the end,
You are a foolish reverend,
If I had a chance to lay my eyes on you your body would be like a fruit blend.
I wish we really had that second time in life,
Maybe brothers, hell not to wives,
But I would carry your ass back to Ithania and show you what you could strive.
Oh wait! Your old sh***y hairline looks like the angle I'd cut you up with knives.

*Hands mic back.*​