The Crookback Complaint Association

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THE CROOKBACK COMPLAINT ASSOCIATION
Decree 1 | 10.12.310 AC
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INTRODUCTION

Grievances? Complaints? Concerns about getting experimented on? Look no further than the Crookback Complaint Association. Bring along your complaint passes and hand them off to our Complaint Champion - The Shredder.
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PURPOSE

• To handle complaint privileges that can be bought by crookback organics which they can use to complain about ongoing problems or concerns.
  • Complaints about Bralona and Associates will be considered 5% of the time. All other complaints will be trashed in a small green trash can. Or fed to the company shredder. To avoid this, complaint privileges cost 10 regals per complaint pass. The pass is only valid once. Non-refundable.
• To handle suggestion privileges that can be bought by crookback organics which they can use to suggest new ideas and solutions.
  • Suggestions will be considered 5% of the time. All other suggestions will be trashed in a small green trash can. Or fed to the company shredder. To avoid this, Suggestion privileges cost 10 regals per suggestion pass. The pass is only valid once. Non-refundable.

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RULES

• Personal pets are to be registered to the Complaint Association and taxed 50 regals per week.
  • Failure to meet payment is a 50 regal fine on top of the payment owed. No birds.
• Being in debt from complaining is illegal. Being in debt in general is illegal.
  • Each transgression is a 500 regal fine. You will also get beat up for being in debt. No more poor people.
• Birds of any type are banned.
  • Each bird that trespasses in Bralonatown will be fined 50000 regals and branded/stamped for each transgression.
• Puns, Quips, and Wordplay are banned.
  • Each transgression is a fine of 50 regals.
• The word "HELL" is banned.
  • Each transgression is a fine of 50 regals.
• The word "DRAGON" is banned when said in a positive light under the line of fire.
  • Each transgression is a fine of 50 regals.
• The word "VOIDAL" is banned.
  • Any abbreviation of Voidal counts. Each transgression is a fine of 50 regals.
• The word "EXISTAL" is banned.
  • Any abbreviation of Existal counts. Each transgression is a fine of 50 regals.
• Knights, Archon, 'Ailred', those who wear the color purple, and Non-Crookback citizens are banned from complaint privileges.
  • Each transgression is a fine of 50 regals.

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MEET YOUR HELPERS

• Complaint Vice President - Private Sunny
  • Manages the hiring of new complaint accounts, notices of debt, and the killing of birds.
• Complaint Champion - Shredder (Literally a Paper Shredder)
  • Likes the taste of paper. Brrr.
• Complaint Action Accountant - Sempornia
  • Helps collect complaint taxes and fines.
• Complaint Action Accountant - Kelvemor
  • Helps collect complaint taxes and fines.

If you'd like to be hired as a complaint accountant please contact Private Sunny or Hy'riss.

Signed,
The Executive Complaint Accountant
Hy'riss
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OOC NOTE:
@PapidaCarrot @ezalB @slurmancer (They helped write this THANK YOU)​

 

[PresentMediator]

"Certainly nothing ill or terrible will come with outlawing the Bird population." - Remarked the Bronn who despised avians.

 

[bwmwags3]

"I kinda like that Shredder, it should get a rank to," proclaimed Loxrah as she began considering perhaps moving. As she looked at her cat.

 

[Lizehrd]

A silver-eyed Asha reads over the list of banned words and phrases in silence. Whilst Aldon wasn't exactly surprised by it, he was entirely floored by the banning of both wordplay and 'Hell.' Sighing, he muttered to himself, "To hell with this, this is startin' to go too far… Still don't understand why folks don't just use 'Extant' and 'Void' as adjectives but- No, focus. Gotta' focus now." The Asha races off, heading deeper into Crookback with newfound urgency.

 

[SorryNari]

Personal pets are to be registered to the Complaint Association and taxed 50 regals per week.

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Velkhorr angrily jabs a finger against the paper, yelling, "Fifty? Fifty per week? They're trying to run us all into debt!" His hot words hurls towards Kuashan. @AtticCat

 

[AtticCat]

Velkhorr angrily jabs a finger against the paper, yelling, "Fifty? Fifty per week? They're trying to run us all into debt!" His hot words hurls towards Kuashan. @AtticCat

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Kuashan seemed more distracted by the last line on the paper, running her fingers nervous through her hair. "… Am I considered a citizen? This place has so much to offer when it comes to complaints…"