Stuff.

You just can't win.
Unless you are me.
I am in the perfect position, all it takes is time and some clever seeding.
 
Here I wait. The day will come when shit hits the fan, but I will be here waiting. There shall be no escape from my victory.
 
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Ok, this is where I made most of it up
  1. markcraft27 In a time long passed, before the Great Duck-War and the morning of the stew, there was a little Duck. This duck was driven by a fiery determination to become Great! to become...

    A Moke-Duck

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    This Duck traveled long and far, and when his webbed feet were sore and his feathers hot, he came to the man of the Great East Tree.

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    "Oh, honored man of the Great East Tree, tell the secret of Greatness to me!" "Little Duck" said the man of the Great East Tree "become wise, and long-lived, then Great will you be."
    So the Duck spent ten years, becoming wise, and old. And no more was he little, but he still was not Great, he still did not become...

    A Moke-Duck

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    So the small Duck traveled long and far, and when his webbed feet were sore and his feathers hot, he came to the King of the Great North Mountain.

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    To be continued...
    after I come up with more rhymes

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    "Oh, high King of the Great North Mountain, tell me how to be great, that gives you wealth in fountains!" "Small Duck" said the King of the Great North mountains, "Become mighty, and strong, and large, and lasting, then you will find of that you are asking"
    So the Duck spent ten years, getting mighty a strong. But he was still not Great, he was still not...

    A Moke-Duck

    markcraft27
    So the determined Duck traveled long and far, and when his webbed feet were sore and his feathers hot, he came to the Mariner of The Great West Sea.

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    "Ongoing Mariner of the Great West Sea, Tell me the knowledge of greatness, the key" "Tiring Duck" said the Mariner of the Great West Sea "Determination, unwavering is the key"
    So the duck spent ten years, waiting in patience. Watching, waiting. But he was still not Great, he did not become...

    A Moke-Duck

    markcraft27
    Now I just need the east wind one.
 
Here is the cleaned-up version:
In a time long passed, before the Great Duck-War and the mourning of the stew, there was a little Duck. This duck was driven by a fiery determination to become Great! to become...
A Moke-Duck
This Duck traveled long and far, and when his webbed feet were sore and his feathers hot, he came to the Man of the Great East Tree.
"Oh, honored man of the Great East Tree, tell the secret of Greatness to me!" "Little Duck," said the man of the Great East Tree "become wise, and long-lived, then Great will you be."
So the Duck spent ten years, becoming wise, and old. And no more was he little, but he still was not Great, he still did not become...
A Moke-Duck
So the small Duck traveled long and far, and when his webbed feet were sore and his feathers hot, he came to the King of the Great North Mountain.
"Oh, high King of the Great North Mountain, tell me how to be great, that gives you wealth in fountains!" "Small Duck," said the King of the Great North mountains, "Become mighty, and strong, and large, and lasting, then you will find of that you are asking"
So the Duck spent ten years, getting mighty and strong. But he was still not Great, he was still not...
A Moke-Duck
So the determined Duck traveled long and far, and when his webbed feet were sore and his feathers hot, he came to the Mariner of The Great West Sea.
"Ongoing Mariner of the Great West Sea, Tell me the knowledge of greatness, the key" "Tiring Duck," said the Mariner of the Great West Sea "Determination, unwavering is the key"
So the duck spent ten years, waiting in patience. Watching, waiting. But he was still not Great, he did not become...
A Moke-Duck
So the silly Duck traveled long and far, and when his webbed feet were sore and his feathers hot, he came to the Wizard of The Great East Wind.
"Ancient Wizard of The Great East Wind, I wish to be Great, tell me where I should have begin'd" "Silly Duck," said the Wizard of the Great East Wind. "Become a Reader of Books, a Doer of Virtue. Then become noble, and disciplined."
So the Duck spent ten years, reading, training, and becoming noble. But he still was not Great, he still did not become...
A Moke Duck
So the Duck wandered aimlessly. His feet never got sore, and his hot feathers never bothered him. He came nowhere, but was always with himself. He had traveled to the corners of the world, and nowhere was the secret to Greatness. Until one day, he found the Greatest of all the land. He came not to her, but she came to him. And thus came the Queen of the Great Wide World...

Cliff hanger! I gtg!
 
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Why are figit spinners a thing...?
This kid in my first hour uses one all hour and he bought a cheap knock off plastic one that goes PFFFFFFFTTT all hour.