God Rping Joke Thread

[James_)_)_)_)]

-In the tavern sitting quietly as my RP character does
-All of a sudden someone with a terminator skin comes in and says he's a steam punk robot
-me "attempts to throw glass of water into the robots eye"
-robot "conversation terminated rips the elves legs off"

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lol who doesn't love watching people who can't role play

 

[Cruallassar]

lol who doesn't love watching people who can't role play

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Me. It is mentally painful.

 

[PatrickArrow]

lol who doesn't love watching people who can't role play

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xD it's funny because it actually happened

 

[Deadfoe51]

I remember I was in the tavern with my friend and some noob went up to us and started to annoy and try to godrp with my friend and it went like this:
Noob: -Starts punching and beating the crap out of guy (my friend)-
Friend: -Blocks-
Noob: "GOD RP!!! THATS NOT ALLOWED"
Friend" -Rips noobs arm off, beats him with it, and walks away-
me: .....Wow..

 

[Blazara]

I pushed a man off the roof of the tavern after chasing him for God knows how long. This was his response:
"Breaks both of his ankles but gets up and sprints away"

 

[CatsGoMoo]

The_Last_Miner1
I am aware of this, I was merely explaining what had happened when when I was a new to role play.

 

[Magivore]

Me. It is mentally painful.

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๖ۣۜThere was an occasion I saw someone get melted by a jar of piss, and his friend intervened with a light-saber.

And I shit you not, either.
I apparently later was killed by a flying turkey broth.

 

[Cruallassar]

๖ۣۜThere was an occasion I saw someone get melted by a jar of piss, and his friend intervened with a light-saber.

And I shit you not, either.
I apparently later was killed by a flying turkey broth.

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Now that is...horrifying. And horrible. And deserves being hit by lightning. A lot of lightning.

 

[GnomeyXx]

I went into some pretty strange encounters as my time as a Crimson Enforcer

4 of us surround 1 vampire in the Emperors Tavern

Me: Please, sir, bring forward your hand so I may cuff you

Vampire: Slices 4 of the Crimsons head off in one swift motion with a music disc.

Me: ....

Vampire: Runs off

 

[GnomeyXx]

๖ۣۜThere was an occasion I saw someone get melted by a jar of piss, and his friend intervened with a light-saber.

And I shit you not, either.
I apparently later was killed by a flying turkey broth.

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Best. Post. Ever

I shit you not.

 

[Eyrok]

I apparently later was killed by a flying turkey broth.

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I... you... what... how?

Anyway... I may have been guilty of feeding a god RPer on my first day. I blundered into the tavern and was accosted by a fellow who turned into smoke, warped around me and threatened my life. At this point, Ztril was still a cowardly coward rather than the loveable coward he is now, so my whimpering may have fed his role.
And then he dropped me down a sewer.

 

[G0atfather]

Me and my friend were trying to kill a vampire and these were some highlights:
Highlight one: Vampire: get's stuck under rubble that is around the undercity
Us: try to stab him/ shoot him with a crossbow
Vampire: F*** it uspawn /uspawn
Us: Metagaming, god Rp....
Highlight two:
My friend: stabs at the vampires back with a stake
Vampire: Gives speech on how one day humans will no longer exist
Us: Vampires are human
My friend: Stabs at vampires back with stake
Vampire continues his speech
Us: [[respond to his bloody attack]]
Vampire: Jumps in lava

There is more to the whole story. It's a long story with just out-right terrible RP but I don't feel like this is the thread for a long story.

 

[Gwyndo]

The other day, I witnessed a fight between a vampire, and some Guards...
I saw this video, and there are almost no differences from the fight I saw, and this.

Afro Guy = Vampire
Police = Guards

 

[Crugnor]