God Rping Joke Thread

Person A grabs a cannon with his superhuman strenght, holding it up and aiming it at a dragon.
Person B starts infusing the cannon with his aura to charge it up.
Person A then shoots the cannon, causing a large ray of rainbow light to shoot at the dragon, instantly killing it.

This shit really happened on a forum roleplay thread. Fo real.
 
MonMarty said:
I think you were, but in a way it's been a good thing. I was so appaled by what happened in that thread that I decided to take over the roleplay scene from other admins managing it at that time.
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-applauds Marty for doing such a good job-

-hides for being present at the worst form of God-Rp ever-
 
Ben_2025 said:
-applauds Marty for doing such a good job-

-hides for being present at the worst form of God-Rp ever-
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Don't worry, the antichrist of Roleplay was still a person who made a 10,000 year old vampire character that looked like he was 17, capable of summoning a dead elf royal guard who could shoot arrows at the speed of sound with a bow made of pure oxygen.
 
Stabs Lizzy
Alrighty then she will use her awesome potions >:3 until dis.

Kills Lizzy
are you OOC? o.o

walks back to master happy
o.o well.Happy as in the flying cat O_O I AIN KILLIN LIZZEH CHU TELL NO ONE!! >.>
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MonMarty said:
Don't worry, the antichrist of Roleplay was still a person who made a 10,000 year old vampire character that looked like he was 17, capable of summoning a dead elf royal guard who could shoot arrows at the speed of sound with a bow made of pure oxygen.
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Oh yeah, that guy. Didn't he have like an entire roster of dead people he could summon, all ridiculous?
 
Does a double flip in the air being a vampire, lands gracefully in a nobles head cracking his neck with only his legs. Upon that he turns to face the guards, dodging their every strike, grabbing one of their swords in mid strike and cuts 5 of their heads off. Having enough time to feed, the vampire would shriek, and upon the entire state of early Regalia near the tavern approaching, he manages to escape by biting everyone he sees and shrieking to paralyze his victims.

"Dont mess with MrsBavers son!" he would say, then being stabbed by a stake and ignoring the pain, to later pull the stake and stab the elf with his thumb in his still-existing eye.

This all happened the second time I role-played as a guard, near the harbor, me being the elf who got stabbed by the vampires thumb. I later left and ignore that happened, god-rp doesn't influence my character. T_T I cant believe people actually do this.
 
Xskill said:
Actually, wait... no. This sums up the average day in guard roleplay when dealing with god RP.

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Until they jump in a canal or something.
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This... is so true. I try to arrest someone and 9 time out of 10 they just say -Breaks free and runs- Even if you catch up with them and block them, they run through you not giving you time to type anything.
 
This actually happened to me the other day. I saw someone sitting at a table in the tavern alone, so I approached him in conversation. After he didn't respond, his agni friend came over and told me to leave. I asked why and he said just go. Curious, I refused to leave until I got an answer. Eventually we got to the point were there were threats and such, so we decided to have a fight to settle it outside the tavern. Here was the event.

Me: pulls out knife
Enemy: Summons fire ball
Me: ok… jabs towards chest
Enemy: Knife breaks on the chest
Me: Woah woah woah, you can't just have a knife break on your chest
Enemy: Yes I can, the gods made my character immortal
Me: You can't be immortal -_-
Enemy: Summons Black-hole underneath opponet
Me: You can't be serious
Enemy: You are god RPing, i killed you
Me: walks away
Enemy: Im gonna report you for God RP!
 
My character Elena walks out the Tavern and someone (won't reveal who) runs at her and says
E: stabs in the stomach
I kindly ignore it just it case it was maybe a mistake and respond with
E: falls to the ground screaming
Then this guy just says
E: stabs Elena's throat and runs off
Later on he came back and was like stop being alive! I killed you!
(Can't remember properly but it was along those lines)

Worst role playing ever...
 
I went into the tavern one time to see this:

Le God rper: summons a hundred shadow cannons around myself, they shoot a dark beam that steals your soul, killing you instantly, putting your soul in my dark spell book.

Me: You...are just...godawful
 
This is me and some tigran making a bet (not revealing who)
Me: Swings my fist attempting to hit face
T: The hit lands in the tiny hole of my shovel
My Face Irl =(facepalm)
I don't believe I need to say who won, and later they accused me of god rping because I countered 1 attack of theirs, yet they counter all of mine, and they have their annoying ass friend taking their side...
 
Me: uses God RP to inject Roof with cyanide
Roof: injects self with anti-cyanide drug
Me: Uses God RP to inject Roof with anti-anti-cyanide drug
Roof: injects self with anti-anti-anti-cyanide drug
Me: Roof!
Roof: Ye?
Me: I cheated on your wife!
Roof: Nuuu! my powers don't have any effect on that!
 
MonMarty said:
Person A grabs a cannon with his superhuman strenght, holding it up and aiming it at a dragon.
Person B starts infusing the cannon with his aura to charge it up.
Person A then shoots the cannon, causing a large ray of rainbow light to shoot at the dragon, instantly killing it.

This shit really happened on a forum roleplay thread. Fo real.
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kind of sad that my roleplay turned into that...
of course I was a bit of a god-RP'er during that scene as well

Golem: -uses amazing nature magic to turn into a huge mass of vines and climb up the side of a huge church-
 
This is more (by more I mean completely) fail rp than god rp but:

Me:
~Walks into tavern, only to notice a man with black and red eyes sitting at one of the tables!~
"My god! That- THING is a vampire!" I yell, pointing at the manifestation of evil.

Everyone in the Tavern:
"Leave him alone >:O"
"YEAH"
"BULLY!"
"I know who I'm ignoring now"
"Crimson wannabe"
"Reported"
"What a D*ck"
 
Jack The Unseen said:
This is more (by more I mean completely) fail rp than god rp but:

Me:
~Walks into tavern, only to notice a man with black and red eyes sitting at one of the tables!~
"My god! That- THING is a vampire!" I yell, pointing at the manifestation of evil.

Everyone in the Tavern:
"Leave him alone >:O"
"YEAH"
"BULLY!"
"I know who I'm ignoring now"
"Crimson wannabe"
"Reported"
"What a D*ck"
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It clearly says on the sign "No Vampires allowed" ,most of those people were probably 7 year old girls who watch my little pony who happened to get on there brother's account. :D
 
I found my self in lots of god-rp situations on my time of Massivecraft. I even did some of it when I was first here.
Werewolf cat fight while the tavern was on fire? Saw it.
Man shapeshifting into rocks? Right here.
Man deflecting arrow with breath, then being stabbed by Conner Kenway and Booker DeWitt? Mhm.
Not sure if god-rp but: Saw kids genitals get cut off by a guard for being a vamp? Ask ConfinedPandora

Personal favs:
Random guy in sewers: -Flys up in the air and destroys house with heat vision-
Me: ...
Random guy: -Continues to kill everyone in sight while laughing-
And when he tripped over the steps and fell he did:
-trips of kryptonite and falls-

Another:
Guy: -places sticker on tin77s fourhead (lol what?) and summons a meteor to come crashing down on him, blowing him into pieces-
Me: -walks away-
Guy: Hey I'm reporting you!
But who says we arent all guilty? I use to run away from Slenderman with my friends and sell souls. My freakin father came back to life during the battle with the Heretics. I tried my best to cleanse my self.
 
CatsGoMoo said:
"Pshh I don't god rp you noobs," The noob teasingly blurted
"Idiot," I replied, and I then walked away, and heard
"-Summons fireballs from the sky and kills them-,"

We all need to admit something,
Me: -Shoves knife up back-
Person nearby: (( You can't just stab someone, you have to give them a chance to defend themself))
Me: oh, sorry)) (Oh fcuk, he is afk. Well he didn't notice atleast)
Him: I'm not, I'm just ignoring you.
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Every player reserves the right to ignore role-play if they want to, as long as it is not enforced by the staff, the Regalian Guard, or they started the role-play.
 

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