God Rping Joke Thread

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Hello!
I've made this thread for a laugh, because usually everything I do is for a laugh :l

So post below a Gif, sentence, video, or anything really, that you found funny and could be related to God RP.

I'll go first because my character was faster than yours.
 
I would make a God-RP joke, but the Order of the Alorian Vault-22 Jedi Gangsters forbids me to do so.
(It's a double joke because they're forcing me to)
 
Me: Alright Ezekiel stabs your guy
Enemy: WOAH WOAH WOAH slow down tiger I go first.
Me:Why?
Enemy: Cuz' my initiative is higher
Me:WHY??
Enemy:...Cuz i'm a drunk vampire...duh!
Me:Alright I'm done with this. Ezekiel slices your guy's head of creating an immortal black hole killing everyone in Regalia
Enemy:Nice move....my guys...ability of "Immortal Soul Keeper" overrides that move.
Me:...Goodbye (walks away)

(This didn't actually happen but I found it to be funny)(And yes I made it up :3)
 
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dragon's tail enchanted with Ms. Baver's magic to the knee and killed MonMarty coz I have swag lol 2chainz
 
Lengar and I were trying to get into the noble section once, but this random noob decided not to move, so when we threatened to call the guards, he went 'breaks both the noble's legs' :P
 
One time I went to Regalia and got shot by "Booker Dewitt" with a tommy gun.
 
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There. Do I win?
 
Would be funny to see a fight like this.
e:hits.
~dodges hit.
~hits.
e:dodges hit.
e:hits.
~dodges hit.
~hits.
e:dodges hit.
e:hits.
etc, etc
 
"Pshh I don't god rp you noobs," The noob teasingly blurted
"Idiot," I replied, and I then walked away, and heard
"-Summons fireballs from the sky and kills them-,"

We all need to admit something,
Me: -Shoves knife up back-
Person nearby: (( You can't just stab someone, you have to give them a chance to defend themself))
Me: oh, sorry)) (Oh fcuk, he is afk. Well he didn't notice atleast)
Him: I'm not, I'm just ignoring you.
 
This actually happened~

My enemy is trapped in a corner, quite literally seeing as I'm blocking his escape and closing in on him. I'm well within range to cut him to pieces.

Me~ -lunges at him, stabbing forward and attempting to impale him through the chest-
Enemy~ -it misses-
 
I was walking in Regalia, and someone said "-shanks amelia & runs away-".

Another time, I went afk in the tavern and came back to "e: attempts to tie up amalia and drag her out" and also "e: stabs amalia in the stomach"

...
 
Lighting bolt, lighting bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt

And that was the end of 5devildragon

-Quote made by... ThisistotallyalegitusernameIAMNOOB12
 
When I was afk on the street some noobs apparently broke both of my characters legs, his spine, and stabbed him. Without the regalian guards seeing! How did I respond you ask?
E: gets up and walks away
And they yelled at me for god rping.
 
I'd tell you a moment of a funny god roleplay, but my very breath would snap your little brains.
So I'm going to type it instead, just so long as my commando battleship covered in nails with wheels from a monster truck doesn't run you over while you read it.
-Runs you over-
 
RoofToilet1107 said:
I have the 9001 >: D
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Just because someone hasn't.... IT'S OVER 9000 WRFGHYRESDRGHYRE

Me watching two people rp

Thing 1: throws a knife at the man, hitting him, while summoning a Reaper
Thing 2: Woah woah woah, what?))
Thing 1: What?))
Thing 2: That is god rping, and wtf is reaper?!))
Thing 1: I made it up since my character is one of the strongest mages))
Thing 2: That doesn't even...))
Thing 1: Well, now you are god rping since you are delaying the rp even further))
Thing 2: Yup, I am leaving...))
 
Shawn said:
Just because someone hasn't.... IT'S OVER 9000 WRFGHYRESDRGHYRE

Me watching two people rp

Thing 1: throws a knife at the man, hitting him, while summoning a Reaper
Thing 2: Woah woah woah, what?))
Thing 1: What?))
Thing 2: That is god rping, and wtf is reaper?!))
Thing 1: I made it up since my character is one of the strongest mages))
Thing 2: That doesn't even...))
Thing 1: Well, now you are god rping since you are delaying the rp even further))
Thing 2: Yup, I am leaving...))
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Wow. That's one of the worst I have seen. He can't do two things in a single post!
 
When I was a guard, I got kicked in the groin a lot. I've never been stabbed, punched or anything else god RP related, except kicked in the groin. |-(
 
Actually, wait... no. This sums up the average day in guard roleplay when dealing with god RP.

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Until they jump in a canal or something.
 
Monmarty + lighting > (insert anything here), and some might remember the sickly demon fish man who's eye wrapped around his face and was suddenly hit out of no where by lightning after lightning... Then began to try to stab all the nobles.. Ah good times.
 
-In the tavern sitting quietly as my RP character does
-All of a sudden someone with a terminator skin comes in and says he's a steam punk robot
-me "attempts to throw glass of water into the robots eye"
-robot "conversation terminated rips the elves legs off"
 

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