Twerking

LumosJared

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So, today in Regalia, the emperor's tavern was attacked. A hell-gate summoned over 100 ghasts, skeletons, and litterally 1000 creepers. Many died, were set on fire and blown to smithereens. An hour after the event however, Mon and myself decided there was only one way to honor there loss.

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And thus twerking became a common practice in Regalia.
 
While this is all fine and dandy you are forgetting what started this chain of events in the first place. I believe that the fire started from twerking. In fact a common new paper's head line read as follows:
Twerking Goes Terribly Wrong!
Monmarty's intense twerking quickly started burning up the dance floor causing a major fire and killing many.

TL;DR
Twerk Friction Ignites Building, Dozens Dead

[DOUBLEPOST=1370923686,1370923623][/DOUBLEPOST]Also it seems as though you are only a novice twerker :P
 
I will refrain from going to Regalia ever again.

I don't care if Cawkward throws a gigantic server-wide birthday party in my honor, with LadyHeretic in a cage for me to jab with sticks.
 
I will refrain from going to Regalia ever again.

I don't care if Cawkward throws a gigantic server-wide birthday party in my honor, with LadyHeretic in a cage for me to jab with sticks.

Well no, not now that you spoiled the surprise. -Grumble-.