• Inventory Split Incoming

    MassiveCraft will be implementing an inventory split across game modes to improve fairness, balance, and player experience. Each game mode (Roleplay and Survival) will have its own dedicated inventory going forward. To help players prepare, we’ve opened a special storage system to safeguard important items during the transition. For full details, read the announcement here: Game Mode Inventory Split blog post.

    Your current inventories, backpacks, and ender chest are in the shared Medieval inventory. When the new Roleplay inventory is created and assigned to the roleplay world(s) you will lose access to your currently stored items.

    Important Dates

    • April 1: Trunk storage opens.
    • May 25: Final day to submit items for storage.
    • June 1: Inventories are officially split.

    Please make sure to submit any items you wish to preserve in the trunk storage or one of the roleplay worlds before the deadline. After the split, inventories will no longer carry over between game modes.

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ARTHUR: There! Look!


LANCELOT: What does it say?


GALAHAD: What language is that?


ARTHUR: Brother Maynard! You are a scholar.


MAYNARD: It's Aramaic!


GALAHAD: Of course! Joseph of Arimathea!


LANCELOT: 'Course!


ARTHUR: What does it say?


MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaarrrrggh'.


ARTHUR: What?


MAYNARD: '...The Castle of aaarrrrggh'.


BEDEVERE: What is that?


MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.


LANCELOT: Oh, come on!


MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.


ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aarrggh'. He'd just say it!


MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!


GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.


ARTHUR: Oh, shut up. Well, does it say anything else?


MAYNARD: No. Just 'aaarrrrggh'.


LANCELOT: Aaaauugggh.


ARTHUR: Aarrrggh.


BEDEVERE: Do you suppose he meant the Camaaaaaargue?


GALAHAD: Where's that?


BEDEVERE: France, I think.


LANCELOT: Isn't there a 'Saint Aaauuves' in Cornwall?


ARTHUR: No, that's 'Saint Ives'.


LANCELOT: Oh, yes. Saint Iiiiives.


KNIGHTS: Iiiiives.


BEDEVERE: Oooohoohohooo!


LANCELOT: No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.


BEDEVERE: N-- no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm.


LANCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a 'aaaah'!


BEDEVERE: Yes, but I-- aaaaaah!


ARTHUR: Oooh!


GALAHAD: My God!


[dramatic chord]


[roar]


MAYNARD: It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh!


[Black Beast of Aaarrrrggh eats BROTHER MAYNARD]


BEDEVERE: That's it! That's it!


ARTHUR: Run away!


KNIGHTS: Run away!


[roar]


Run away! Run awaaay! Run awaaaaay!


[roar]


Keep running!


[boom]


[roar]


Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh!...


BEDEVERE: We've lost him.


[roar]


KNIGHTS: Aagh!


NARRATOR: As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his knights seemed hopeless, when suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.


ANIMATOR: Ulk!


[thump]


NARRATOR: The cartoon peril was no more. The quest for Holy Grail could continue.


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