inside castle]
PRINCESS LUCKY and GIRLS: [giggling]
[outside castle]
GUEST: 'Morning!
SENTRY #1: 'Morning.
SENTRY #2: Oooh.
SENTRY #1: [ptoo]
[drum roll]
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LANCELOT: Ha ha! Hiyya!
SENTRY #2: Hey!
LANCELOT: Hiyya!, Ha!, etc.
PRINCESS LUCKY and GIRLS: [giggling]
LANCELOT: Ha ha! Huy!
GUESTS: Uuh! Aaah!
LANCELOT: Ha ha! And take this! Aah! Hiyah! Aah! Aaah! Hyy! Hya! Hiyya! Ha!...
GUARD #1: Now, you're not allowed to enter the room-- aaugh!
LANCELOT: O fair one, behold your humble servant, Sir Lancelot of Camelot. I have come to take y-- Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
HERBERT: You got my note!
LANCELOT: Uh, well, I-- I got, uh, a note.
HERBERT: You've come to rescue me!
LANCELOT: Uh, well, no. You see, I hadn't--
HERBERT: I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there...
[music]
LANCELOT: Well, I--
HERBERT: ...there must be... someone...
FATHER: Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
HERBERT: I'm your son!
FATHER: No, not you.
LANCELOT: Uh, I am Sir Lancelot, sir.
HERBERT: He's come to rescue me, Father.
LANCELOT: Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
FATHER: Did you kill all those guards?
LANCELOT: Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry.
FATHER: They cost fifty pounds each!
LANCELOT: Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything.
HERBERT: Don't be afraid of him, Sir Lancelot. I've got a rope all ready.
FATHER: You killed eight wedding guests in all!
LANCELOT: Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
FATHER: I can understand that.
HERBERT: Hurry, Sir Lancelot! Hurry!
FATHER: Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
LANCELOT: Well, I really didn't mean to...
FATHER: Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
LANCELOT: Oh, dear. Is he all right?
FATHER: You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!
LANCELOT: Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see--
FATHER: Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot?
HERBERT: Hurry, Sir Lancelot!
LANCELOT: Uh, I am a Knight of King Arthur, sir.
FATHER: Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country.
LANCELOT: Is it?
HERBERT: Hurry! I'm ready!
FATHER: Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
LANCELOT: Well, that-- that's, uh, awfully nice of you,...
HERBERT: I am ready!
LANCELOT: ...um, I mean to be so understanding.
[thonk]
Um,...
[woosh]
HERBERT: Oooh!
LANCELOT: ...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.
FATHER: Oh, don't worry about that.
HERBERT: Oooh!
[splat]