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I've been wanting to do this for ages but haven't gotten the time till today (gotta love teachers lettin me out early). Here's my parody of the all Alorian races 
Hoomuns can be a little weird sometimes, here's a few examples...
But humans aren't the only weird ones! There a plenty of beast races out there that put humanity to shame...
For example, the Torpid: A walking ball of armor - that just want a hug. Awwww.
And we can't forget when the Naga were introduced to good Regalian booze:
And of course, Tigran and cans go way back...
Despite their aggressive attitude, Arachne are actually quite nice:
When Regalians met a hairless Tigran for the first time, there was some confusion...
This, this is what happens when Yanar and Maiar have babies...
When the Vespid first encountered humans, they found them smoking a strange substance. Vespid haven't been able to get off it since:
Trying to fit in, a frienly Tigran shows off.
The fearsome Naga have an adorable secret... they turn pink when they get exited!
After meeting the Avarr for the first time, many Tigran fled right back to their Regalian masters.
But not all of them. Some still tried to be fearsome, though... well, it didn't end well.
When Regalia first met the Arachne, they were... surprised. Sadly, they couldn't find a newspaper large enough to deal with the problem.
After battling the Thylan for many many generations, the Ur are finally trying out some new ideas:
With mixed results after they encountered the Avarr.
Though they still did better than the Tigrans after meeting the Yanar.
That said, the Ur and Thylans can trace their conflict all the way back to this incident, where a Thylan accidentally insulted the Ur people by farting halfway through a prayer.
When the Maiar and Ur came to an agreement for world domination, Regalia laughed... until this happened:
With their forces destroyed by the united Ur and Maiar navy/army, Regalia needed to rely on leftover Beauveret wines to calm the Avarr, with mixed results...
While the Avarr were drunk, Regalia shaved them of their feathers. The shame has kept the Avarr out of politics and gotten their armies laughed at ever since.
With negative relations as a result. The Avarr aren't very happy.
Not that the Arachne didn't try to cheer them up...
Hope you liked my Parody of the Races of Aloria. I know I didn't get all the races here, but I don't have lulpics for all of them yet. Others can make lulpics of the Elves, Qadir, Dwarves, Orcs, and other races I've probably missed. I'm too lazy to do so.
Hoomuns can be a little weird sometimes, here's a few examples...
Crimson Inquisition - "You're not alive, your gonna get dead. Um... Deader."
Regalian Politics:
Humans and other races:
Regalian Nobles and Guards:
Regalia - "It's pronounced "We get all".
But humans aren't the only weird ones! There a plenty of beast races out there that put humanity to shame...
For example, the Torpid: A walking ball of armor - that just want a hug. Awwww.
And we can't forget when the Naga were introduced to good Regalian booze:
And of course, Tigran and cans go way back...
Despite their aggressive attitude, Arachne are actually quite nice:
When Regalians met a hairless Tigran for the first time, there was some confusion...
This, this is what happens when Yanar and Maiar have babies...
When the Vespid first encountered humans, they found them smoking a strange substance. Vespid haven't been able to get off it since:
Trying to fit in, a frienly Tigran shows off.
The fearsome Naga have an adorable secret... they turn pink when they get exited!
After meeting the Avarr for the first time, many Tigran fled right back to their Regalian masters.
But not all of them. Some still tried to be fearsome, though... well, it didn't end well.
When Regalia first met the Arachne, they were... surprised. Sadly, they couldn't find a newspaper large enough to deal with the problem.
After battling the Thylan for many many generations, the Ur are finally trying out some new ideas:
With mixed results after they encountered the Avarr.
Though they still did better than the Tigrans after meeting the Yanar.
That said, the Ur and Thylans can trace their conflict all the way back to this incident, where a Thylan accidentally insulted the Ur people by farting halfway through a prayer.
When the Maiar and Ur came to an agreement for world domination, Regalia laughed... until this happened:
With their forces destroyed by the united Ur and Maiar navy/army, Regalia needed to rely on leftover Beauveret wines to calm the Avarr, with mixed results...
While the Avarr were drunk, Regalia shaved them of their feathers. The shame has kept the Avarr out of politics and gotten their armies laughed at ever since.
With negative relations as a result. The Avarr aren't very happy.
Not that the Arachne didn't try to cheer them up...
Hope you liked my Parody of the Races of Aloria. I know I didn't get all the races here, but I don't have lulpics for all of them yet. Others can make lulpics of the Elves, Qadir, Dwarves, Orcs, and other races I've probably missed. I'm too lazy to do so.
