Proclamation Of The Inquisition

[Northern_Ireland]

To all good Unionists,

With the recent surge in Jacobin idealism and propaganda published among the Rosecourt notice board, The Holy Divine Inquisition has sponsored the production of some plays by private funding in order to illustrate the true nature of the city's political climate.

Spoiler: Production 1 : 'Stop Bitching ye Greyskins'

(Act 3 scene 1)

Spoiler: Production 2 : 'The Hochmeister and the Quest for His Missing Mail'

(Act 2 scene 4)

Enjoy and Spirit Bless,

Wolfgang Kreiburg
Grand Inquisitor of The Holy Divine Inquisition
Kommandant of The Kreiguard Division

(Huge shout out and thank you to @SummerWhine for finding the time to produce both of these masterpieces!)​

 

[HybrisVT]

OOC comment, but, thankyouforthiscontent

 

[Altalar]

 

[MidnightRey]

Why am I laughing at this- I shouldn't be laughing. Please send help,
But all seriousness

A dark Shadow looked over the act from a far distance
"They never stop to think how things would be different if they gave half of us a chance at a normal and proper life. Maybe 8% of the damned criminal population wouldn't be made out of just Kathar if they did."

 

[BeetrootSalad]

Why am I laughing at this- I shouldn't be laughing. Please send help,
But all seriousness

A dark Shadow looked over the board
"They never stop to think how things would be different if they gave half of us a chance at a normal and proper life. Maybe 90% of the damned criminal population wouldn't be made out of just Kathar if they did."

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DESPITE MAKING UP 8% OF THE POPULATION

 

[Goldifish]

"I'm not sure if they think art is a joke or not," One poet idly commented. "... They're noble people, right? They should be able to read. Maybe they just mistook these acts for a piece of dog shit."

 

[weatherbyrd]

Yknow what id be willing to watch kathar joker

 

[studsonsc]

Catching a glimpse of the produced plays, Nym'vrae Helvath slowly turned to the Admiral like

Spoiler: .

 

[Altalar]

The playwriter who orchestrated all of this would be sitting in their house crying at all the meanies in the comment section, wishing they had comments disabled for this.

 

[Winterless]

A Bloodcast Knight comments idly to the Altalar beside him in passing as he watches the play.

"Not funny. Didn't laugh."

@ChapterDeath

 

[ChapterDeath]

Glanced to his side and responded to the Ailor he happened to be with.

"Points for trying perhaps?"
@Winterless

 

[Nirnro0t]

A certain Jacobin arched a brow at the displays, twisting her head around to shoot her companions a puzzled look, confused for once. "This isn't even a counter against jacobinism...this...huh. You know I really shouldn't be treating them as a threat at this point. Not to Jacobinists."

 

[Cipherition]

A Little Altalar Girl watches the presentation with a sneer. "Ha. I could do better. /Everyone/ expects the HOLY DIVINE INQUISITION! Bullshit. I could pickpocket every, /single/ one of those bastards."

Arien grabs a tankard of Ale, and downs it after watching the show. "Who doesn't expect the Holy Divine Inquisition at this point? They're stationed to the Neutral Zone, yet they can't touch it. Suck it."

 

[Transistor]

but how unfunny is this

 

[OkaDoka]

DESPITE MAKING UP 8% OF THE POPULATION

Click to shrink...

cant believe youve just used my fbi crime statistics to post cringe

 

[bwmwags3]

Spoiler: OOC

I ded that some good work

Ridiculous,
If anything Wolfgang and his fellow Inquisitiors are the ones choking on self pity. Just a brief jount to the Sewers shows not a single Kathar pities themselves they just wish to have their goals achieved be it for good or for Evil. They expect the Inquisition, they expect it to fail which it shall the moment The Lord Chancellor is ousted or when he dies an old man Void likely sooner then even that.