Player Quest: The Typhonus Burgh Break-in

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It was a hot summer's night when Tyrrazz and Azure Arand decided to make their move. Slipping into the boat, the two paddled their way towards Typhonus Burgh with ease. Unfortunately, the two were not prepared for any guards along the way. Luckily for them, The leader was enjoying a banana before the arrival of the two. It was the peel of this banana that one of the armored guards slipped on. He tumbled into two others, while the fourth fled out of fear of angry spirits. The two made their way inside of the Burgh with ease making their way to Ulric's office. Inside, there was a great eagle vault of which neither had ever seen. It appeared that the feathers of the eagle had to switched in a certain order. Azure and Tyrrazz set to work, pulling levers this way and that. At first, they failed, but they learned from their mistakes. The second time around, the two succeeded with little hampering them.

At the time of the break in, Ulric Typhonus was not home, though Maximillian Typhonus was. The knight had been showing off to his guards what a true warrior looks like. Unfortunately for the Tigrans, this meant he was in a large suit of heavy battle armor. Maximillian went to show off to the guards outside, but discovered them all collapsed with the banana peel nearby. He returned inside the Burgh, gathering his guards and leading them upstairs to find the trespassers. Upon entering, the Tigrans began jumping around, throwing various items at the group. An inkwell blinded the first guard, while the second tripped over his body. Maximillian himself slipped on oil that spilled on the floor. Being in the colossal armor, he was unable to get back up. Azure unstrapped the chestpiece of the armor from the immobilized Maximillian. Meanwhile, Tyrrazz looked inside the vault.

Ulric kept only the most secretive of documents within the vault. It is possible that someone could have incriminated the Typhonus Family of crimes significant enough to warrant the Emperor to revoke their Lordship with these papers, but unfortunately, the Tigrans would never know. They, of course, did not read or speak Alt-Regalian. The papers were useless to the Tigrans, and so they left them in the vault. Tyrrazz and Azure grabbed the chestpiece, and made off into the night, content that they had made some sort of gain.

@Chamaset @Huecooo
Break in detection roll

Base chance 50
+20 (2x10) Sneaky Tigrans
-50 Front door with guards
-10 Made no preparation for guards
= 10 = 61 Failed

Combat roll initiates

Combat roll, starting for a size roll:
  • 20 1
  • 40 2
  • 60 3
  • 80 4
  • 100 5 (sucks 2 b u)
= 94 = 4 guards

Surprise roll 50 yes 50 no
81 NO

Combat 2 versus 4, guards +2*2=4
50 Base chance -4 = 46
-10 Tyrazz physically weak
-10 azure physically weak
= 26 = 14 VICTORY

Probably do something with banana peels. Its kind of an easter egg to explain dumb rolls.

Front break in Roll
50 Base chance
+10 Agile Tigran Azure
+10 Agile Tigran Tyrazz
= 70 = 61 SUCCESS

Okay so they make their way into the Typhonus estate and probably break into Ulric's Office or something. Here they are faced with a complex puzzle involving some form of Eagle statue that controls the vault.

Solve puzzle chance
Base chance 25
+10 Tyrrazz
+10 Azure Quick learner
= 45 = 71 Failure

Grace roll, does Azure learn from ther mistake? 50 YES 50 NO
= 47 YES

Re-roll on Chance
Solve puzzle chance
Base chance 25
+10 Tyrrazz quick
+10 Azure Quick learner
= 45 = 29 = SUCCESS

Break in discovery roll?
Base chance 50
+20 (2x10) Sneaky Tigrans
-40 This is a lord's estate
-10 Subdued guards out front
= 20 = 94 YES

Is Ulric there?
20 YES 80 NO
= 62 NO

Is Maximillian there?
10 YES 90 NO
= 100 YES AND HE IS ALSO COVERED IN HEAVY ARMOR LOL

Combat roll, starting for a size roll:
  • 20 1
  • 40 2
  • 60 3
  • 80 4
  • 100 5 (sucks 2 b u)
= 46 = 2 + Maximillian

Combat 2 versus 3, guards +1*2=2
50 Base chance -2 = 48
-10 Tyrazz physically weak
-10 azure physically weak
-20 Destroyer bot Maximillian is present
= 8 = 4 VICTORY

Something like urr.. throwing oil on the floor and max slips with his massive armor and knocks down the other two guards like a bowling ball.

Loot roll from Destroyer bot Maximillian
Loot rolls:
  • 20 No loot
  • 40 Junk loot
  • 60 Average loot
  • 80 Good loot
  • 100 Legendary loot
= 38 Junk Loot Maybe like a broken breastplate with the Typhonus crest on it?

Looting value roll
Loot rolls:
  • 20 No loot
  • 40 Junk loot
  • 60 Average loot
  • 80 Good loot
  • 100 Legendary loot

-20 Tigrans don't speak or read Alt-Regalian and are uncultured, therefor have no idea what half of the stuff in the vault is.
= 3 = No loot

Basically let's say it was filled with sensitive documents implicating the Typhonusses in doing all kinds of shady stuff, or notes of their bank accounts, passwords guard patrol routes etc but the tigrans couldn't read shit out of it so no loot.

Escape detection roll
Base chance 50
+20 (2x10) Sneaky Tigrans
-40 This is a lord's estate
+10 Most guards are probably knocked out by now
= 40 = 12 They get out fine
 
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Hm, time for some new recruitment...also, by this point, bananas should be outlawed near any member of nobility.
 
When two Tigrans take out a group of guards and a knight, only with a banana peel, an inkwell, and some oil that didn't even need to go up in flames.

#TigranMasterRace
 
Tigran reaction to the guards on the floor because of banana peel.
dunno2.gif
 
Who would've thought that the fate of one of the most powerful families depended on if those Tigrans could read?