On The Subject Of Love

[Wumpatron]

Basic parchment written with basic ink pinned to the basic notice board of the city of Regalia.

To the Apparent Lovebirds,

If you are so keen as to grace our public boards with your inability to find romance, no doubt due to an advancing of age or possessing less than desirable features, don't. Spare the public of your failures and take initiative of your actions. Have some respect for yourselves and marry for political advantage like the rest of us did while we were young and worth more than empty words on a wooden board. Two words remain, grow up.

Signed,

Harald Viktor von Drachenburg

 

[Moribundity]

Katrina cracked a smile as she had finally discovered someone with an element of common sense. She breathed a long sigh of relief as she posted a small sign underneath. 'About time someone addressed the matter. Thank you.'

 

[Svyatogorye]

The Lord Inquisitor scanned over the parchment and broke out into a hearty laugh upon reading its contents. He turned his head towards the Inquisitor that joined him at his flank

"Spirit's mercy, Gena. Getting worked up over such trivial things shows just how much free time one has. I envy the Drache. Perhaps he's bitter his lovelife is about as defunct as ours? You know, despite being married and all."

Albus then set the letter back neatly onto the board, returning it to its post for the rest to see.
@DelendaEst

 

[DelendaEst]

"Truly, there is no worse fate than a loveless marriage, my Lord" adds Gena in agreement. @Svyatogorye