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A letter would be tacked to noticeboards throughout the city.
It was hastily copied and written on Arcanum letterhead, but the hand that wrote it wasn't a guard's.
It was hastily copied and written on Arcanum letterhead, but the hand that wrote it wasn't a guard's.
The subject of this open letter is serious, and I shouldn't have to write this, and I actually don't but I already had it mostly written so here goes. Mister Shadowman, please don't break my fingers. Whatever beef you have with the guards in this city is fine and dandy, but I don't want any part in it, and I didn't ask for it, just like I didn't ask to be associated with the person you are actually mad at. (It just happens naturally, like crime in poor areas or overzealous punishments for petty thievery like hand chopping, which is the whole purpose of this letter.)
I mean, sure the guards took your wife's (I think she's your wife, I never actually looked into that) ear tips, but that was the act of one person who I'll call out by name because I especially don't like him. Avaineiral. You suck. You had some nice philosophy and you didn't try to do that thing adults do where they try to mold you in their image so they can live vicariously through their younger counterparts like some people do (sort of, but if I'm going to give you half a point I might as well give you the whole thing), but you still kind of suck.
What I really want to say is, this is all Avaineiral's fault because he started it months ago and you should take it up with him. Also if you get paid any time after you see this, that was planned, but I think all of this needed to be said anyway. On the off chance flattery will get me anywhere, I think your hat is cool and I like the purple ensemble you've got going on.
Thanks,
Tommy
Tommy