Mc Chuck Norris

[razor_Bill]

Chuck Norris breaks obsidian blocks with his fists

Post more minecraft related chuck Norris jokes below

 

[RaptureVH]

No...those jokes are getting kind of annoying after a few years...

 

[BulbousDevourer]

I think you're a few years late for these jokes.

 

[ZeVikingNor]

No offense...but after 4 posts of only YOU making these jokes, I don't think this thread is going to work out, friend.

 

[hentem]

Why would a 70 year old redneck karate champion play minecraft of all things?

If he was ever to buy minecraft, he would most likely dislike it and roundhouse kick Notch through his computer screen.

 

[SilverAlbatross]

I feel bad that this has such bad reception. Time to make one because I'm amazingly nice.

Chuck Norris made a horribly lore-incompliant character who was a noble and well-known demon. After much deliberation, the lore staff rewrote lore and accepted it.