Massive Rap Battles.

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I know that this has been posted like..
Fifty Quintillion (Quintuplets (A pair of five twins) and Quintuple is a thing) times.
Or 2-3.
But, the other threads only got two rap battles, I want this one to get a whole ton of them. Like maybe a whole season's worth? (15)

So, let's try to reach that goal!

Happy challenging!
 
Challenge Accepted.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MASSIVECRAAAAFT!

Sheldon (Forget his last name)
VERSUS
Tim Worariiiinnn!!

BEGIN!! (You go first)
 
Lizman1000 said:
Nonononono, you go first .-.))
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Oke,


Tim:

Look at this, a wasted lump of vampiric mass?
Looks like it'll be kicked by this one-armed badass.
It appears you can't smell that you can't win
So take the hint
That my lyrical attacks will leave you in the bin!
You stupid scumrat!
I'm the best in lyrical combat!
Sheldon, your as dumb as a Fahlein
So, like the corpses you find I'll leave you hanging!
 
Noahnanzium said:
Oke,


Tim:

Look at this, a wasted lump of vampiric mass?
Looks like it'll be kicked by this one-armed badass.
It appears you can't smell that you can't win
So take the hint
That my lyrical attacks will leave you in the bin!
You stupid scumrat!
I'm the best in lyrical combat!
Sheldon, your as dumb as a Fahlein
So, like the corpses you find I'll leave you hanging!
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You forgot to mention your scarves.
 
Noahnanzium said:
Oke,


Tim:

Look at this, a wasted lump of vampiric mass?
Looks like it'll be kicked by this one-armed badass.
It appears you can't smell that you can't win
So take the hint
That my lyrical attacks will leave you in the bin!
You stupid scumrat!
I'm the best in lyrical combat!
Sheldon, your as dumb as a Fahlein
So, like the corpses you find I'll leave you hanging!
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Excuse me while I learn to rap :P
 
BadassBarbas said:
Noobs VS Lore
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Probably something like this

Noobs:
I'm the best
Gotta get that off'a my chest,
like my armor, its stronger than the rest
Forged by demons and angels, one after the other
I get women with it, just like your mother
It's made of pure energy, powered by my dragon heart
So you think you can beat me, you're not skilled in the art.

Lore:
It's too bad everything you just said,
is full of bullsh*t, just like your dopey head
This ain't your place, this is Aloria
So if you don't like it, go back to Moria.
Go back to Skyrim, because lore states, that not on a whim
can you change this place, or make your own race,
So I'll beat in your face, with a lore compliant mace.
Read up on me noob, and stop the embarrassment.
 
Endurrr said:
@e2782 LET'S GO PUNK
ANY PLACE ANY TIME
I'LL KICK YOUR A*S WITH MY DOPE RHYMES
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Swears ahead
You could not keep up if you wanted to
I don't think you even know who your dealing with
You see, everything you do, I'm the motherfucker who invented it.
I've seen better vampires than you in Twilight.
How do you expect to get by with no job, mooch of me?
Well I may just cut you free, watch the crimsons go on a clobbering spree
 
e2782 said:
Swears ahead
You could not keep up if you wanted to
I don't think you even know who your dealing with
You see, everything you do, I'm the mother****er who invented it.
I've seen better vampires than you in Twilight.
How do you expect to get by with no job, mooch of me?
Well I may just cut you free, watch the crimsons go on a clobbering spree
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Profanity in the spoiler below

You crack me up Sictor
Do you think you'll be the victor?
My bites as bad as a boa constrictor's
Bitch, at least I'll stay a vampire
You p*ssied out to grow a faulty empire
Oh, a little bitty noble!
More prey to leave immobile
When I'm finished with you, your screams will be global
You forget, Damon, that I can get money without you
I got a house and all the weapons I need
But I don't even need it, you're weak as a centipede
There's people stronger than you that I use to feed
I can crush you in my teeth like a sunflower seed
Without vampirism, you're skinny and feeble
So don't f*ck with me, because bitch,
I eat people.
 
Endurrr said:
Profanity in the spoiler below

You crack me up Sictor
Do you think you'll be the victor?
My bites as bad as a boa constrictor's
Bitch, at least I'll stay a vampire
You p*ssied out to grow a faulty empire
Oh, a little bitty noble!
More prey to leave immobile
When I'm finished with you, your screams will be global
You forget, Damon, that I can get money without you
I got a house and all the weapons I need
But I don't even need it, you're weak as a centipede
There's people stronger than you that I use to feed
I can crush you in my teeth like a sunflower seed
Without vampirism, you're skinny and feeble
So don't f*ck with me, because bitch,
I eat people.
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at least i can cure myself. You can't without dying on the floor.
Fight me? I have guards that protect me. A butler who'll die for me,
Alexander finish this rhyme for me

Alexander:
Threaten my master, you threaten me.
Now I shall serve you up a proper butler's ass kicking
I heard before you were prison guard and now you're nothing
but a psycho's whore.
 
e2782 said:
at least i can cure myself. You can't without dying on the floor.
Fight me? I have guards that protect me. A butler who'll die for me,
Alexander finish this rhyme for me

Alexander:
Threaten my master, you threaten me.
Now I shall serve you up a proper butler's ass kicking
I heard before you were prison guard and now you're nothing
but a psycho's whore.
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MOAR SWEARING
You just don't get who you're talking to
I suggest you do before its to late, fool.
Let's not forget
That your wife is psychotic too.
And let's not forget
your wife's torture room
And let's /not/ forget
that you just did what you always do.
run and hide while someone comes to help
Now get out of my way butler, it's time to kill a whelp.
Damon, you started this sh*t
And you know that I've won, so don't even try to throw a fit.
I'm finishing this right here, right now.
We both know I can butcher you like a cow.
So get out of my sight, and take your butler too
because your rhymes are about as dangerous as tripping over a shoe.

WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!!
eeeeeeeeEP- PIC. RAP. BATTLES OF MMMASSIVECRAAAAAAAAAAAAAFT
 
-Walks out of the corner and drops a beat- @Chronicler_372

Beware! I just can't spit mad rhymes.

Oh look at you, some glorified ssnake,
you're lucky I don' put you down with a rake.
Everything you do, everything you've done,
can be ssummed up with a resounding 'none'.
I don't care how long ago we met,
what are you ta me besides ssome spoiled pet?
Always look aroun' ta see anotha sslither,
never lose the feeling that I hope they just wither.
And don' ever forget you're talkin' ta me,
don' let it be too late before ya can ssee!
 
HydraBlaze said:
-Walks out of the corner and drops a beat- @Chronicler_372

Beware! I just can't spit mad rhymes.

Oh look at you, some glorified ssnake,
you're lucky I don' put you down with a rake.
Everything you do, everything you've done,
can be ssummed up with a resounding 'none'.
I don't care how long ago we met,
what are you ta me besides ssome spoiled pet?
Always look aroun' ta see anotha sslither,
never lose the feeling that I hope they just wither.
And don' ever forget you're talkin' ta me,
don' let it be too late before ya can ssee!
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๖ۣۜOh, look at thisss!
A man whom believes his rhymes are blisss,
let me know when you are done,
for your wordsss are not at all fun!
I'm a ssserpent of Gods, you terrible git,
I found a trash-can, so why don't you live in it?
For I would fight a man like you with rhymessss and wit,
but quite frankly, I don't fight unarmed girlsss!
You sssay I'm not a lord?
Oh, please, don't make me bored;
I've fought, I've killed, and I've
clearly broken a child like one of your romancesss!
Come on then, you Mehkkit Hive,
come dance with me,
for you cannot sssee,
this match is about to end,
for me to tell you to go die in a den,
but another thing came to mind,
dear lord, you fatty! You cannot even fit in your behind!
 

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