Klein Height And Puntability

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Herro
So I have noticed a lot of people seem to think you can pick up a klein with one hand and toss them as if they were a ball of paper, or kick then into the air like a football.
I believe this is mainly due to the misconception about their height and weight so here is the height of a klein.

Here I stand. Looking dapper in my uniform, an average male ailor around 5'8" tall and the counter next to me is nearly 3' which is the max for klein.
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Crelin can weigh a lot more than an ailor Child of this size because of the physical activity they indulge in, building some decent muscle.

M'tyaka, D'aevola, and T'oree would all weigh around the same as an ailor child maybe a lot more if they lead a healthy, athletic lifestyle.

A'rafa actually being the shortest can be puntable by the average man if they are below 2' tall and fit, however A'rafa tend to eat A LOT and get rather chubby thus making them pretty heavy. A punt would only go a few feet before they hit the floor.

Ersin would weigh the same or a tiny bit more/less than an ailor child. Depends on health and eating habits.

Kicking a child of this size would not work very well. They can be thrown as all people can though it would be best to use both hands for a throw, as one wouldn't be enough.
Only the big races could possibly get some decent distance from kicking or throwing with one hand. Big races being Orcs, Ur, Dakkar, Wulong etc.

I hope this has..er.. informed some people about how big and heavy Klein can be. #KleinLivesMatter you can stop the abuse today. Jk kick the lil shites but dont expect big air.
xD
 
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All I got from this is ''We can play Hoover ball with klein''
 
Heh.. just realised I said 5'11" when my actual height is 5'8". I.. I'm tired okay? xD must have been thinking about my Father's height whoops
 
What if it's a baby klien? I doubt they're 3 ft at birth.

I mean, if they were, sucks for the mom...

this took a very dark turn...

no regrets :p
 
well another reason for this is probably mpm for klien's you most often see as small as possible settings
 
Herro
So I have noticed a lot of people seem to think you can pick up a klein with one hand and toss them as if they were a ball of paper, or kick then into the air like a football.
I believe this is mainly due to the misconception about their height and weight so here is the height of a klein.

Here I stand. Looking dapper in my uniform, an average male ailor around 5'8" tall and the counter next to me is nearly 3' which is the max for klein.
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Crelin can weigh a lot more than an ailor Child of this size because of the physical activity they indulge in, building some decent muscle.

M'tyaka, D'aevola, and T'oree would all weigh around the same as an ailor child maybe a lot more if they lead a healthy, athletic lifestyle.

A'rafa actually being the shortest can be puntable by the average man if they are below 2' tall and fit, however A'rafa tend to eat A LOT and get rather chubby thus making them pretty heavy. A punt would only go a few feet before they hit the floor.

Ersin would weigh the same or a tiny bit more/less than an ailor child. Depends on health and eating habits.

Kicking a child of this size would not work very well. They can be thrown as all people can though it would be best to use both hands for a throw, as one wouldn't be enough.
Only the big races could possibly get some decent distance from kicking or throwing with one hand. Big races being Orcs, Ur, Dakkar, Wulong etc.

I hope this has..er.. informed some people about how big and heavy Klein can be. #KleinLivesMatter you can stop the abuse today. Jk kick the lil shites but dont expect big air.
xD
HOLY HELL

If that's the max height for Klien, which my burly Ragdoll M'tyaka reaches, then she's hella big O_O

She always has friends picking her up with ease, but now that I know how big she is, plus the fact that she's big-boned like a true Ragdoll Cat, she's HEAVY for a Klien! Muscle weighs more than fat anyways, right? o3o

@Tenmaku @thecrazy13
 
Glad to have been of some help to people.. and.. plant the seeds of imagination for more horrible and inhumane klein games xD
 
Kleins = Loli's of the massivecraft universe? Gotcha.
Ersin= Hobbits
Crelin = Goblins
Q'urebo = Animal people. A'rafa are the small vermin, M'tyaka are cat-like and skilled in archery, d'aevola are dog-like and.. I dont actually know much about them, T'oree are related to a variety of hooved animals.