Hi, I'm PurpleDrac. I'm a strange little dude. I like to do art, I like to write, I like to play with little kids, I like animals, I like cats, I like dragons, Humans are overrated, I like big warm jackets, I like pizza, I like cake, I like malasadas, I like the beach, I like surfing, I like my crazy-weird-overpopulated-derpy life.
Who am I?:
~Good question! Now, go ask some who actually knows the answer!~ If it weren't for my parents I'd be a complete shut-in and use Skype to communicate. I'm home schooled (don't judge). I may no sound like it, but I'm actually the exact opposite of anti-social. I eat floor candy because five minute rule. I'm in high school. I have numerous medical issues, and am proud to label myself as my mother's "medical problem child." I am also the favorite out of my two older brothers. I'm as edgy as a feather pillow, and am the number one derpinator.
What do I do?:
~I don't really know.. I do, however, know that I'm really good at being useless and making people angry!~ I play massivecraft when I can, even if it's by CactusChat or MineChat. I roleplay in-game, and with my friends irl (not dungeons and dragons style, we rp as characters from the books that were all writing.) I am an artist, a child caretaker, an animal caretaker, a musician, and a writer. I play the piano, the ukulele, and the ocarina. I make custom mc skins. And I type in purple text because it's sexy.
Where have I come from?:
~I probably popped out of some random cantaloupe somewhere in medieval France.~ I live in Hawaii, on the island of Oahu. The weather is almost always the same. The only way to tell if it's summer or winter is by how muggy it is. We have a 30min-one hour difference during daylight savings time, so nobody actually changes their clock. The temperature ranges from about 90 degrees Fahrenheit and 80% humidity in the summer to around 65 degrees and 60% humidity in the winter. If the temperature goes below 75 degrees, it's freezing and you'd better beware the hypothermia. They test the tsunami sirens on the first Monday of every month; and during hurricane season, if there is even a hint of a storm or tsunami, everyone rushes to the store and buys all the bottled water, rice, SPAM, and toilet paper in stock. The birds here don't migrate, the mongoose don't hibernate, we don't have natural ice, and there's only snow on the Big Island, at the top of the mountain. When you go hiking and you slip, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you see a wild pig, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you see a shark, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you see a jellyfish, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you come face to face with a mongoose, don't even try to call for help because you're already dead. We have giant flying cockroaches, the size of your hand; We have giant poisonous centipedes, the size of your forearm (you have to smash both sides of them before they die because they have two brains); We have giant deadly wild pigs, the size (if not bigger) of your pit bull. We eat SPAM musubi, shave ice, manapua, malasada, poke, raw ahiahi, mahimahi, poi and haupia. We don't live in grass huts, or wear grass skirts (they're only for old-fashioned luau). We have cars, stores, malls, and paved roads. We don't have Olive Garden, Chick Filet, White Castle, or Staples. We talk pidgin; Our public school system sucks (that's why I'm home schooled); We walk around barefoot because shoes are overrated (not everywhere, only in casual places. We have shoes, we just don't always wear them.); We don't wear shoes inside cause it's disrespectful here (take yah slippahs off when come in, but you no take mo' bettah ones when you go.); We call 'em slippahs, not flip-flops, sandals, or slippers; Almost everyone knows everyone; We say "da'kine" when we don't know what we're talking about, "onolicious" and "ono 'kine grinds" when something tastes good, and we call white people/tourists "haole"; And we call blodies "haole brownies".
There is your daily slice of my life in the ono kine world of Hawaii nei.
What am I useful for?:
~Being a cute little obnoxious asshole. :3 ~
^^^Thingy I drew of myself ^^^
^^^Random crap^^^
Who am I?:
~Good question! Now, go ask some who actually knows the answer!~ If it weren't for my parents I'd be a complete shut-in and use Skype to communicate. I'm home schooled (don't judge). I may no sound like it, but I'm actually the exact opposite of anti-social. I eat floor candy because five minute rule. I'm in high school. I have numerous medical issues, and am proud to label myself as my mother's "medical problem child." I am also the favorite out of my two older brothers. I'm as edgy as a feather pillow, and am the number one derpinator.
What do I do?:
~I don't really know.. I do, however, know that I'm really good at being useless and making people angry!~ I play massivecraft when I can, even if it's by CactusChat or MineChat. I roleplay in-game, and with my friends irl (not dungeons and dragons style, we rp as characters from the books that were all writing.) I am an artist, a child caretaker, an animal caretaker, a musician, and a writer. I play the piano, the ukulele, and the ocarina. I make custom mc skins. And I type in purple text because it's sexy.
Where have I come from?:
~I probably popped out of some random cantaloupe somewhere in medieval France.~ I live in Hawaii, on the island of Oahu. The weather is almost always the same. The only way to tell if it's summer or winter is by how muggy it is. We have a 30min-one hour difference during daylight savings time, so nobody actually changes their clock. The temperature ranges from about 90 degrees Fahrenheit and 80% humidity in the summer to around 65 degrees and 60% humidity in the winter. If the temperature goes below 75 degrees, it's freezing and you'd better beware the hypothermia. They test the tsunami sirens on the first Monday of every month; and during hurricane season, if there is even a hint of a storm or tsunami, everyone rushes to the store and buys all the bottled water, rice, SPAM, and toilet paper in stock. The birds here don't migrate, the mongoose don't hibernate, we don't have natural ice, and there's only snow on the Big Island, at the top of the mountain. When you go hiking and you slip, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you see a wild pig, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you see a shark, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you see a jellyfish, call for help, or you'll probably die; If you come face to face with a mongoose, don't even try to call for help because you're already dead. We have giant flying cockroaches, the size of your hand; We have giant poisonous centipedes, the size of your forearm (you have to smash both sides of them before they die because they have two brains); We have giant deadly wild pigs, the size (if not bigger) of your pit bull. We eat SPAM musubi, shave ice, manapua, malasada, poke, raw ahiahi, mahimahi, poi and haupia. We don't live in grass huts, or wear grass skirts (they're only for old-fashioned luau). We have cars, stores, malls, and paved roads. We don't have Olive Garden, Chick Filet, White Castle, or Staples. We talk pidgin; Our public school system sucks (that's why I'm home schooled); We walk around barefoot because shoes are overrated (not everywhere, only in casual places. We have shoes, we just don't always wear them.); We don't wear shoes inside cause it's disrespectful here (take yah slippahs off when come in, but you no take mo' bettah ones when you go.); We call 'em slippahs, not flip-flops, sandals, or slippers; Almost everyone knows everyone; We say "da'kine" when we don't know what we're talking about, "onolicious" and "ono 'kine grinds" when something tastes good, and we call white people/tourists "haole"; And we call blodies "haole brownies".
There is your daily slice of my life in the ono kine world of Hawaii nei.
What am I useful for?:
~Being a cute little obnoxious asshole. :3 ~
^^^Thingy I drew of myself ^^^
^^^Random crap^^^
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Regards from the place where the sun never goes down in the summer, never goes up in the winter. Where we have natural ice & snow everywhere... *brr*
