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"The defenders killed many in the occupation including a few bystanders" FTFY
 
imagine taking the screenshot and not getting tagged reeee
 
Lyrah Hill Rioters get beaten back by Lyrah Capitol Police colourized 309AC

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To be clear, we have not had enough pls bring more rioters so our police get free live-fire training.

Rioters, remember to pay your toll on the roads. Gypsies will be shot on sight.
 
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Letter to Editor:
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Few defenders were killed, while the rioters were virtually annihilated in less than an hour after they assembled. The capitol fish tank was never breached, this was hardly an occupation. We will be stationing extra officers at strategic points so we do not end up in another 25 v 5. Thanks to the skill and courage of our police - the ideals that make our water box immaculate and vibey remain strong.

However, we were forced to kill many of our pandas before literal gypsies with lighting abilities were able to get to them, they are the true victims here and their murderers will not go unpunished. We have already conducted many no-knock warrants against those responsible.
" - CEO of Lyrah
 
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Breaking:

Shootout at the faction steadfast leaves 3 armed men and multiple unarmed children dead

Reports of gunfire from Sunn, Novorra and numerous other known gyspie hideouts.


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"Few defenders were killed, while the rioters were virtually annihilated in less than an hour after they assembled."
You know the raid was a success when they have to use alternative facts like "less than an hour" instead of "more than two hours" to look better on paper ;)
 
Letter to the editor

"may it be noted that the Lyrah defence quickly broke down, with their leader and his minions being spirited away in the face of the strong multi national force facing them. Lyrah talk about "riot squads" if anything these were mercenaries brought in, many of them having not seen action in quite a few years, this was quite evident through out the entire occupation. Lyrahs standing as a faction is now in doubt, its leader having fled the scene and their f home having been occupied, I think it is best they rethink their strategy and their axis of evil, which includes Lyrah-Centra-Rebellionhotel and paid mercenaries disbanded now!"

kind regards-the doge of Helvetica
 
Letter to the editor:

As the Doge of Helvetica states, his attack was a multi-national one, but a multi-national defense was brought in return. We've had the dwarves from Belegost, the elite Deldrimor knights, and my own lonesome self representing my chivalric lodge. If these groups could form together and demolish the hordes of attackers with years of rust in their joints then surely what they have faced were nothing but a band of ramshackle miscreants, and not a formidable foe. The doge states that the leader of Lyrah has fled, however that simply is not true and has fought tooth and nail beside my person. Keep in mind one of their leaders "Sventen" was nowhere to be found during the siege.
 
Letter to the editor:

As the Doge of Helvetica states, his attack was a multi-national one, but a multi-national defense was brought in return. We've had the dwarves from Belegost, the elite Deldrimor knights, and my own lonesome self representing my chivalric lodge. If these groups could form together and demolish the hordes of attackers with years of rust in their joints then surely what they have faced were nothing but a band of ramshackle miscreants, and not a formidable foe. The doge states that the leader of Lyrah has fled, however that simply is not true and has fought tooth and nail beside my person. Keep in mind one of their leaders "Sventen" was nowhere to be found during the siege.

imagine taking the screenshot and not getting tagged reeee
 
Keep in mind one of their leaders "Sventen" was nowhere to be found during the siege.

My dude, he literally took the screenshot in the article. I was there and I can attest that Sventen was there and active for the duration of the raid.


However, we were forced to kill many of our pandas before literal gypsies with lighting abilities were able to get to them...



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Irrelevance does not make you less annoying

"well shit ya'll are irrelevant so thats not that strange"

What is annoying is when you try to make every point something and then proceed to say something else so you dont have to admit ur wrong/dumb xo
 
Here is body cam footage from a brave lyrese deputy. Chet bless our officers. Unfortunately, due to the carnage in the final few minutes of the raid we were unable to show our officers committing war crimes.

We have another tape that we will release that shows the leader of the movement @Sventen being quickied while being surrounded by a wall of body guards xo

 
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Editors response to all of the replies.
"Dear faithful and lovely readers. Do keep in mind, here at the Creeper we do not care about the facts nor the feelings, we write because we want to and we print what we want. We credit no one and we steal whatever sources we find interesting. We thank everyone for the engagement but do not forget, we love you, but not as much as we love ourselves. Stay classy."
@Sventen @Aeyris @Jalapeno690 @Ndfeb @EricKilla @MyCatBubbles @Theboomyfly
In a serious not guys, I do not mind some of the jokes and flame here and the messages to the editor, but do keep it relatively clean/focused IG as we have to moderate the forums a bit stricter to keep the PR image up. I do not want to have to start censoring things related to the daily creeper, and want this spicy drama to be able to continue, with all love.
-Miracle
 
Editors response to all of the replies.
"Dear faithful and lovely readers. Do keep in mind, here at the Creeper we do not care about the facts nor the feelings, we write because we want to and we print what we want. We credit no one and we steal whatever sources we find interesting. We thank everyone for the engagement but do not forget, we love you, but not as much as we love ourselves. Stay classy."
@Sventen @Aeyris @Jalapeno690 @Ndfeb @EricKilla @MyCatBubbles @Theboomyfly
In a serious not guys, I do not mind some of the jokes and flame here and the messages to the editor, but do keep it relatively clean/focused IG as we have to moderate the forums a bit stricter to keep the PR image up. I do not want to have to start censoring things related to the daily creeper, and want this spicy drama to be able to continue, with all love.
-Miracle
More spicy drama on route, watch out ;)
 
it was a panda house not our f home lol

we only temp moved it bc we expected treachery from low iq allies.

the only people who tped in thru there was your faction, the low iq and feeble block gamers of steadfast