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  1. Miracle678

    Miracle678 Your local holy knight

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  2. Ndfeb

    Ndfeb CEO of Lyrah Premium

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    "The defenders killed many in the occupation including a few bystanders" FTFY
     
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  3. Sventen

    Sventen Massivecrafts oldest current player

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    imagine taking the screenshot and not getting tagged reeee
     
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    MyCatBubbles Massivecrafts Schizo

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    Lyrah Hill Rioters get beaten back by Lyrah Capitol Police colourized 309AC

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  5. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    To be clear, we have not had enough pls bring more rioters so our police get free live-fire training.

    Rioters, remember to pay your toll on the roads. Gypsies will be shot on sight.
     
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  6. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    Letter to Editor:
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    Few defenders were killed, while the rioters were virtually annihilated in less than an hour after they assembled. The capitol fish tank was never breached, this was hardly an occupation. We will be stationing extra officers at strategic points so we do not end up in another 25 v 5. Thanks to the skill and courage of our police - the ideals that make our water box immaculate and vibey remain strong.

    However, we were forced to kill many of our pandas before literal gypsies with lighting abilities were able to get to them, they are the true victims here and their murderers will not go unpunished. We have already conducted many no-knock warrants against those responsible.
    " - CEO of Lyrah
     
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  7. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    Breaking:

    Shootout at the faction steadfast leaves 3 armed men and multiple unarmed children dead

    Reports of gunfire from Sunn, Novorra and numerous other known gyspie hideouts.


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  8. Theboomyfly

    Theboomyfly Holy Emperor of Belgistan

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    You know the raid was a success when they have to use alternative facts like "less than an hour" instead of "more than two hours" to look better on paper ;)
     
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    Jalapeno690 Doge of Helvetica Premium

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    Letter to the editor

    “may it be noted that the Lyrah defence quickly broke down, with their leader and his minions being spirited away in the face of the strong multi national force facing them. Lyrah talk about “riot squads” if anything these were mercenaries brought in, many of them having not seen action in quite a few years, this was quite evident through out the entire occupation. Lyrahs standing as a faction is now in doubt, its leader having fled the scene and their f home having been occupied, I think it is best they rethink their strategy and their axis of evil, which includes Lyrah-Centra-Rebellionhotel and paid mercenaries disbanded now!”

    kind regards-the doge of Helvetica
     
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  10. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    "less than an hour after they assembled"

    meaning after you were at your full strength
     
  11. MyCatBubbles

    MyCatBubbles Massivecrafts Schizo

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    Letter to the editor:

    As the Doge of Helvetica states, his attack was a multi-national one, but a multi-national defense was brought in return. We’ve had the dwarves from Belegost, the elite Deldrimor knights, and my own lonesome self representing my chivalric lodge. If these groups could form together and demolish the hordes of attackers with years of rust in their joints then surely what they have faced were nothing but a band of ramshackle miscreants, and not a formidable foe. The doge states that the leader of Lyrah has fled, however that simply is not true and has fought tooth and nail beside my person. Keep in mind one of their leaders “Sventen” was nowhere to be found during the siege.
     
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    Sventen Massivecrafts oldest current player

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  13. EricKilla

    EricKilla Kaiser Supremium

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    My dude, he literally took the screenshot in the article. I was there and I can attest that Sventen was there and active for the duration of the raid.



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  14. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    all he did was talk then die tbh
     
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    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    tbf neither ellie, feb or myself were tagged
     
  16. Jalapeno690

    Jalapeno690 Doge of Helvetica Premium

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    I look forward to next weeks edition @Aeyris @Miracle678 @Sventen
     
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  17. EricKilla

    EricKilla Kaiser Supremium

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    @Miracle678 Reeeeeee you didn't do your job and tag everyone
     
  18. Sventen

    Sventen Massivecrafts oldest current player

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    well shit ya'll are irrelevant so thats not that strange
     
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    Ndfeb CEO of Lyrah Premium

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    So you literally whined together a 26 man coalition to give free godweps to an irrelevant faction?
     
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  20. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    whole article is about is pretty much about us too.

    "the well-known faction lyrah"
     
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    Sventen Massivecrafts oldest current player

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    Irrelevance does not make you less annoying
     
  22. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    "well shit ya'll are irrelevant so thats not that strange"

    What is annoying is when you try to make every point something and then proceed to say something else so you dont have to admit ur wrong/dumb xo
     
  23. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    Here is body cam footage from a brave lyrese deputy. Chet bless our officers. Unfortunately, due to the carnage in the final few minutes of the raid we were unable to show our officers committing war crimes.

    We have another tape that we will release that shows the leader of the movement @Sventen being quickied while being surrounded by a wall of body guards xo

     
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    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    Miracle678 Your local holy knight

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    Editors response to all of the replies.
    "Dear faithful and lovely readers. Do keep in mind, here at the Creeper we do not care about the facts nor the feelings, we write because we want to and we print what we want. We credit no one and we steal whatever sources we find interesting. We thank everyone for the engagement but do not forget, we love you, but not as much as we love ourselves. Stay classy."
    @Sventen @Aeyris @Jalapeno690 @Ndfeb @EricKilla @MyCatBubbles @Theboomyfly
    In a serious not guys, I do not mind some of the jokes and flame here and the messages to the editor, but do keep it relatively clean/focused IG as we have to moderate the forums a bit stricter to keep the PR image up. I do not want to have to start censoring things related to the daily creeper, and want this spicy drama to be able to continue, with all love.
    -Miracle
     
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  26. MyCatBubbles

    MyCatBubbles Massivecrafts Schizo

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    the first 5 minutes with steadfast in our f home isn’t “the active duration of the raid” B)

    and you need a larp response not a toxic one smh
     
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  27. Jalapeno690

    Jalapeno690 Doge of Helvetica Premium

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    More spicy drama on route, watch out ;)
     
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  28. Made_By

    Made_By Holy King of the Steadfast

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    Those screenies were taken later on than our initial f home occupation.
     
  29. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    it was a panda house not our f home lol

    we only temp moved it bc we expected treachery from low iq allies.

    the only people who tped in thru there was your faction, the low iq and feeble block gamers of steadfast
     
  30. Theboomyfly

    Theboomyfly Holy Emperor of Belgistan

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    r/iamverysmart ?
     
  31. Aeyris

    Aeyris ex-ceo of Lyrah

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    double digit 1q 4 sur . /f join mensa
     

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