- Joined
- Sep 25, 2013
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So you say I'm the hoe? Coen, why are you telling lies?
I'm the mother flipin' William Coen,
My hair's puffed and my arms are pretty buffed,
and I'm sexy "Hes sexy"
If you have to defend I'm gonna condescend,
Cos my Coen forged longsword sends Tristan straight 'round the bend.
I got Coen steel that I forged in Mithranna city,
Don't believe me? Listen carefully to this ditty
and by the by the Kades are sh*&ty, now run you hoe,
cos I've stolen your husband, the Lord Tristan Lampero.
@Missmaggy2u
How many children do you have, and how many wives?
Do you really know the noble game or are you better simply knowin' whores?
Your rap game is weak, but what more can we expect from Coen Forged?
I'll sum this up quickly, you sickly flickering twig,
I may be beautiful lady, but my husband likes em big.
Scurry home to Mama and sisters and try to realize,
The bastard family is settled and, unlike your kid, we're legitimized.