Best Of Friends, Best Of Enemies

Jalapeno690

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For quite a while Bridgeport and Celetil have co-existed in harmony, with a river and its bridge dividing our two communities.

However recent events have come to a head, the citizens of Celetil routinely entering our land and in cases killing our life stock. The road system our two nations had built along with our gallant allies has been monopolised by Celetil and Bridgeport has been shunned into the darkness!

As a civilised nation we are fed up with their dwarfen ways and plan to cleanse our valley of their hideous ways! The flag of Bridgeport will fly proudly above their state and we will have nothing but enjoyment in destroying both their settlement and them as a people.

So as this war begins, we will make one thing clear, we will not be stepping back from our goal or surrender, Celetil as we know it will fall and their culture and identity will go with it!

We welcome any and all Celetil members into our ranks and we call on as many of our gallant allies as possible to help us in our crusade against these vile people!!

@MokeDuck @Winterless @derpadillo @Nano_Kay @CnocBride
 
Falsehoods and extreme ideals against an ancient and humble mission. All Essalonia sees past this transparent curtain. This deserves no further response.