Abusement Park Grand Opening Celebration
Summer Festival Starts - July 6, 306 AC
6:00 PM EST - Cart Near the Willow
We would like to welcome you, dear player, to explore the latest iteration of the "Abusement Park". A MassiveCraft tradition spanning five years, Mysterious Dr. Fong's famous cursed amusement park is now in its fourth incarnation and ready to entertain you.
This time, the Abusement Park has come back to Regalia! Roleplay in a fantasy carnival setting with slightly dangerous and macabre attractions. Delight in discovering the park's many strange mysteries and hidden easter eggs.
The Abusement Park has been handcrafted for your entertainment by a team of 10,000 maniacs over the last nine months. Each block has been placed with your abusement in mind. We have packed many secrets, hidden dungeons, riddles, parkour, etc. into the Abusement Park. We hope you and your friends will be able to visit the park many times, finding something new on each visit.
Now on to the main event!
Abusement Park Mini Games:
Shoot the targets: There are twenty-four targets hidden throughout the Abusement Park. Can you find them all and shoot each one with an arrow?
Find the treasures: There are twenty-four treasure boxes hidden throughout the Abusement Park. Can you find them all?
Solve the murders: There has been a murder! Actually, there have been a whole bunch of murders. Find the ghastly crime scenes and see if you can deduce how the victim died.
Unlock the secret doors: There are four secret passwords hidden in the Abusement Park. Each one unlocks a new secret area to explore within the park behind a color coded door. Can you find them all?
Finding all four secret passwords will unlock all four chambers leading to the highly secretive Regalian Adventure Club Lounge.
Current Attractions:
Danger-Go-Round: Why would someone build this? Spin around the track with a friend and try to dodge the dangerous hanging obstacles.
"The Inferno" Roller Coaster: Sadly, this massive roller coaster has been out of order since part of it collapsed, killing a family of Elves. Ride what's left at your own risk. Please do not leave your minecart during the ride.
Midway Games: So many games and prizes it boggles the mind. Try your hand at the various carnival games. Collect tickets and trade them for prizes at the Prize Shack!
Clown Racing: The Abusement Park is home to an underground clown racing circuit. Not much information is available about this unusual sport.
Lava Dunk: Drop one of our unpaid interns into a vat of steaming hot magma piped in from one of many geothermal anomalies located under the Abusement Park.
The Oracle: (requires an operator present) It is cursed to tell you the absolute truth. You may not like what you hear.
Pachinko Machine: (requires an operator present) Bounce the slime ball around the posts to win a prize. The player wins a prize on blue or purple.
Dr. Fong's Patented Love Test-o-meter: (requires an operator present) Use the power of "technology" to find your love connection. A small fee may be charged to pay for testing materials.
Aerialist DJs Eel-Man & the BABY: They fly through the air with the greatest of beats. Dance the night away or at least until BABY's bedtime.
Themed Vending: These whimsically themed booths offer delicious treats and fascinating souvenirs for sale. All of the profits from these sales go towards encouraging local Regalian business.
Cages of Freaks: Trick and trap your friends into the various "freak cages" scattered around the park. Each one has a hidden entrance that can be activated to capture an unsuspecting victim.
Big Top Bar: Take a break and get yourself a foamy beer or a bowl of steaming noodles. The brave will enjoy the hanging "acrobat booths" swinging high above the bar.
The Main Stage: You never know what type of performance will appear on the main stage. Will it be a magician? Could it be a mime trapped inside an invisible box? Apply for a performers license and it could be you!
The Great Wheel: A slow moving, romantic ride, the Great Wheel offers some of the best views in the park. Large spiders have taken over some of the top supports. Their webs are a great place to try out the webfly trait.
The Hall of Heads: The famous mask collection of the Mysterious Dr. Fong is now on display here in the Hall of Heads. Mysterious Dr. Fong is always looking to buy, sell, or chop player heads to better the collection.
FongCo© Market: Buy, sell or trade your FongCo© collectible products. New products are released occasionally through our multi-level marketing dealer system.
The Ice Caves: Plunge into the icey labyrinth and see if you can complete the maze. Your friends can watch you struggle from outside. Please don't feed the penguins.
Elytra Course: Fly our airship high into the sky and then soar on your Elytra through the colorful hoops. Do you have the aeronautical skills to complete the course? The warp to the beginning of the Elytra course is located near the front gates of the park to allow for quick repeat entry.
Besides the main course, the entire Abusement Park has been designed with Elytra flight in mind. There are hoops and secret challenges everywhere!
Bumper Boats: Rocket around the lagoon dodging obstacles in your very own wooden rowboat. Sharks will try to sink you to the bottom.
Miniature Golf: Like regular golf, but small and fantastic. Throw your chosen ball from hole to hole counting your strokes. Can you get a lower score than your friends while avoiding the obstacles?
Explosion Therapy Medicine Show: (requires an operator present) Strap in for the latest in medieval healthcare. A small fee may be charged to pay for the explosives.
Drown the Clown: Dump freezing cold water onto the head of one of our unpaid interns. How long will they be able to last? Do you have the guts to find out?
The Grotto Room: Cool off in our romantic underground Grotto Room. Sip a cocktail and listen to the gentle music while you relax from the hustle and bustle of the rest of the park. Do look out for sharks.
Fongkey Kong 1 & 2: In this experimental attraction, you and a partner will play the game together. Player one runs the course while player two operates the controls. Can you help your partner reach the finish line or will you end their journey entirely?
Regalian House of Ooze: Jump your cares away! Worries for another day! Jump your cares away! Regalian House of Ooze!
The Wild Wurm Coaster: A small and nauseating coaster. Try not to throw up as you spin around and around. Strange symbols flash past as you do your best not to lose your mind.
Dr. Fong's Attic Adventure: Ride a cart through a replica of various Fong Manors from past maps and versions of Regalia. Search for the proper button to continue your journey. Don't cheat or bad things might happen. If you have discovered the Gold Member password you can visit Mysterious Dr. Fong's most inner-office on the final stop of your journey.
The Tower Parkour Deluxe: Designed to frustrate the non-expert, only the most nimble will climb their way to the top of this tricksy tower.
The Under Park: Who knows what dangers lurk deep in the heart of the Abusement Park? The clowns know. There are many more attractions hidden down below, but we aren't going to tell you about them right now. Explore at your own risk.
Legal
Each time you purchase a ticket or membership to, or are admitted to or enter or use, the park, you thereby acknowledge and agree that you have read, understood, accepted and agreed to be bound by these Terms and Conditions.
There are inherent and other risks associated with the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park. Each guest accepts the inherent and other risks associated with the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park, as well all other risks, all risks of which an ordinary prudent person is or should be aware and all risks of which the guest is warned pursuant to these Terms and Conditions, other park rules and regulations, other posted warnings, directions and instructions and attraction operator warnings, directions and instructions. In furtherance and not in limitation of the foregoing, each guest acknowledges and agrees to have read, understood and accepted, and to be bound by, the following statements:
There are inherent and other risks associated with the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park. Each guest accepts the inherent and other risks associated with the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park, as well all other risks, all risks of which an ordinary prudent person is or should be aware and all risks of which the guest is warned pursuant to these Terms and Conditions, other park rules and regulations, other posted warnings, directions and instructions and attraction operator warnings, directions and instructions. In furtherance and not in limitation of the foregoing, each guest acknowledges and agrees to have read, understood and accepted, and to be bound by, the following statements:
- I acknowledge, understand and agree that are inherent and other risks associated with the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park, as well other risks, risks of which an ordinary prudent person is or should be aware and risks of which I have been warned pursuant to these Terms and Conditions, other park rules and regulations, other posted warnings, directions and instructions and attraction operator warnings, directions and instructions.
- I acknowledge, understand and agree that bodily or physical injury or harm, sometimes serious, or even death, may be caused by or arise or result from or be attributable to the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park.
- I voluntarily accept and voluntarily assume the risk of bodily or physical injury or harm or death that may be caused by or arise or result from or be attributable to the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park.
- In consideration of using any or all abusement attractions, rides or devices or other recreational facilities located at the park:
- I voluntarily accept and voluntarily assume the risk of bodily or physical injury or harm or death that may be caused by or arise or result from or be attributable to the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park.
- I agree not to bring any litigation or other legal action against the park and all park owners, operators and lessees, all owners / lessors or manufacturers / designers / distributors of real or personal property including attractions used in the operation of the park, and all of their respective owners, affiliates, management, managers, officers, employees, agents, contractors or representatives, if I am hurt or otherwise suffer any bodily or physical injury or harm or death while or from using any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities at the park by reason of any bodily or physical injury or harm or death, including any that may be caused by or arise or result from or be attributable to any person's negligence.
- I understand that by my acceptance and assumption of risk of bodily or physical injury or harm or death that may be caused by or arise or result from or be attributable to the use of or participation in or on any abusement attraction, ride or device or other recreational facilities located at the park, I am waiving and releasing legal rights.
- Normal operation of any attraction may be hazardous to those:
- who are pregnant;
- with heart conditions;
- with neck or back problems;
- subject to motion sickness; or
- with other health problems that may make them more vulnerable to injury.The following people shall not use this ride: those under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
