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  1. BasilMediator

    Sit Down Sevrince You Fat Mother Fu-

    Dear Sevrince the Shameful Swallow, Upon the morning of your malfeasance, I recall informing Cherry that either one gets what they want, or they're too dead to care. I'm too dead to care. Now remind me, which one of the two here is the walking cadaver? Counting to five in five seconds and...
  2. ZiggyStarDusted

    Progress

    November 25th , 305 AC Lazaruz breathed in on the fresh Ithanian air surrounding him.. There was no better place to teach his loyal companion than the vast landscapes he'd been cheerished by, as a child. " 'Ey, Sigrun! Get back over 'ere!~" , the pup would respond by playfully dashing...
  3. Lithiel

    My Struggle To Return My Beloved Massivecraft

    So those involved with me have noticed my sudden and nearly complete disappearance from the forums and server- well I am here to clear up the mystery. In short, I lost my computer. Completely and totally... Now understanding how significant that is you would need to know what I do for a...
  4. Arganam

    Comment About Funny Trends On Massive!

    1.@consle http://i.imgur.com/aX5pGN0.gifv 2. people:"i ship shinbun & Suzie" 3.The amount of people saying knock knock raptum last week 4.a random burning of the tavern via Imgflip Meme Generatorvia Imgflip Meme Generator via Imgflip Meme Generator
  5. K

    Collecting Funny Forum Quotes

    Ever seen funny things on the forums that you've quoted and put somewhere? Well I'm collecting them. I don't want memes and stuff, I was stuff like what I have so far. Here's what I got from my signature.
  6. Jacobcraft04

    3rd Year Sorting Hat Song (massivecraft)

    A thousand years or more ago When I was newly forged, There lived four nobles of renown, Whose names are still well known: Bold Coen, from wild Galloway, Fair Ailemer, from Letaite, Kind Holaharice, from Orn, Shrewd D'eluise, from Montrelet. They shared a wish, a hope, a dream, They hatched a...
  7. Jacobcraft04

    Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (masivecraft)

    It's beginning to look a lot more crimson Everywhere you go; Take a look at the golden willow It's swarming once again With guards and silver swords. It's beginning to look a lot more crimson guards in every store But the scariest sight to see is the guard that will be at your front door. A...
  8. Jacobcraft04

    Rule Britannia (massivecraft)

    When Regalian first, at afterlife's command Arose from out the azure main; This was the empire of the land, And guardian spirits sang this strain: "Rule, Regalian! rule the waves: "Aloir never will be slaves." The nations, not so blest as thee, Must, in their turns, to tyrants fall; While...
  9. Jacobcraft04

    Over The Hills And Far Away (massivecraft)

    Start: Hark! now the Drums beat up again, For all true crimson Gentlemen, Then let us list, and march I say, Over the Hills and far away; Chorus: Over the Hills and o'er the Main, To Drowda, Ceardia and Ellador, William coen commands, and we'll obey, Over the Hills and far away. non-chorus...