You Know You're A Gamer When...

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  1. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    YKYaGW:

    You get a rugburn from using a mouse too much (right on my wrist xD)
    You legitimately daydream about conquering a world made of 1's and 0's.

    More later I'm sure, let's hear yours!
     
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  2. The Genie

    The Genie The most brooding person evah

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    You know you're a gamer when you constantly have bloodshot eyes from sitting in front of a computer all day and you're super pale (no seriously some of my neighbors who are little kids think I'm a vampire because I have fairly pointy and sharp canine teeth, I'm super pale, and I'm never outside, especially not during the day).
     
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  3. DankeeYankee

    DankeeYankee Beggar

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    You know you're a gamer when you can distinguish someone's skin tone from paper white and ghostly white.
     
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  4. Lord_Aza

    Lord_Aza The voice of truth
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    When you always naturally think in english rather than your own language. Seriously, can anyone relate?
     
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  5. Lord_Deadpool

    Lord_Deadpool the bugmaster of roleplay

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    Amen to that brother. You now you are a gamer when you stayed up all night,and only realize that at 9.am of the next day. You now you are a gamer when you stop blincking and your eyes start to dry ( the seconed one happens all the time)
     
  6. Lizmun

    Lizmun yeah Staff Member Lore2

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    You know you're a gamer when you try to do /home mentally or something like that, then you get disappointed when you can't. Or am I the only person that does this ever
     
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  7. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    Lizmun, you're not the only one who's done that. I tried to /f home to my college once xD
     
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  8. HeartAched

    HeartAched ~Valerus King~

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    You know you are a gamer when your mother yells at you for being 16 and not having a job, playing video games all day. Lol
     
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  9. PlanesOnASnake

    PlanesOnASnake King of the nerds

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    You know you are a gamer (and have a serious spending problem) when you have purchased over 200 games on steam
     
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  10. LeafMC

    LeafMC Amateur Thaumaturge Supremium

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    You know you're a gamer when you frequently play video-games, and behave as such.
     
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  11. The Genie

    The Genie The most brooding person evah

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    You know you're a gamer when you think commands used in video games frequently AND expect them to work.
     
  12. Billy_Rage

    Billy_Rage The heart of a lover, the soul of a writer
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    You know you're a gamer when you get frustrated that you can't find the minimap.
     
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  13. Party_Penguin27

    Party_Penguin27 exactly 43.5 various checkbooks

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    You know you are a gamer when you brainstorm character ideas in class.
     
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  14. Feyona

    Feyona Regalian Citizen

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    You know you're a gamer when your thumbs remember the buttons on a controller than your eyes do.
     
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  15. Alj23

    Alj23 Regalian Citizen

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    You know you're a gamer when your parents (if you still live at home with them) give you that "Nice to see you/haven't seen you in a long time" crap when you walk out in the living room or kitchen for whatever reason. God, it's so annoying.
     
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  16. Suzzie

    Suzzie [loading......]

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    You know you're a gamer when you become anti-social.
    Least that's how I am.
     
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  17. The Genie

    The Genie The most brooding person evah

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    :O Same!!! Except I was always fairly anti-social. . .
     
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  18. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    When this is both your dream keyboard and the one your brain sees already:
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  19. Togal

    Togal Combat Engineer

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    or they say "look who got out of their cave".
     
  20. Diaphonos

    Diaphonos Whiskey enthusiast.

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    This. Very much this. In every more-or-less action based game I would have no idea what to do if I had to actually look at my controller or keyboard. If I don't look and start using the force (or just the feel), I shred. Tr00gam3rs ftw.
     
  21. Simcity_4

    Simcity_4 QUIS CONTRA NOS?

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    You are always thinking about videogames and some soundtracks never get out of your head.
     
  22. Boneead6

    Boneead6 I know everything. But sometimes I forget

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    You know your a gamer when you realise you learnt more about the ancient world then you did in school. Thank you Total War.
     
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  23. TheSilverSpectre

    TheSilverSpectre No, I will not do that for a Klondike bar.

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    your hands instantly go into the WASD stance instead if home row on a keyboard
     
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  24. The Genie

    The Genie The most brooding person evah

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    Hmmm, well, here's another thing: your favorite food and drink is Mountain Dew and Doritos.
     
  25. Mecharic

    Mecharic I'm tempermental, deal with it.
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    When you dislike night "because mobs will spawn".
     
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  26. xSketchedCrystal

    xSketchedCrystal dead

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    Because you imagine when your writing that your using a keyboard and fall asleep, then dreaming of videogames and saying commands in your sleep.
     
  27. rw45431

    rw45431 The Psycho of Ravensong

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    You know you're a gamer when it becomes more difficult to say hello than it is to 100% a game in a single day.
     
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  28. ZiHAMMER

    ZiHAMMER Violettee is a transgender

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    Chay_ Regalian Pioneer

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    When you're too distracted thinking about the actual game rather than what's actually happening in real life
     
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  30. Brycenmott

    Brycenmott Pope of the Flower

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    When you "wake up" and have to create your character.

    When you need to take turns to sleep.
     
  31. Kibaa

    Kibaa Regalian Senator

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    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GAMER WHEN YOU'RE LIKE MM 5 MORE MINUTES, GAMES ALMOST DONE, BUT THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU SPENT 5 MORE HOURS.
     
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  32. Kibaa

    Kibaa Regalian Senator

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    YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GAMER WHEN YOU SAY 'OW' IRL WHENEVER YOU TAKE DAMAGE IN GAME
     
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  33. OldManJ98

    OldManJ98 I Like Boxes
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    You know your a gamer when you have no social sills/life.
     
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    OldManJ98 I Like Boxes
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  35. The Genie

    The Genie The most brooding person evah

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    You know you're a gamer if you live off of Mountain Dew and Doritos.
     
  36. Lord_Aza

    Lord_Aza The voice of truth
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    Damn, where did I drop those social sills..
     
  37. ZiHAMMER

    ZiHAMMER Violettee is a transgender

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  38. Thaurdaer

    Thaurdaer Activity? Never heard of it.

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    You know that you're a gamer when you don't sleep... Ever...
     
  39. ZehGhost

    ZehGhost Oh really? Indeed.

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    You know your a gamer when you look for your siblings usernames (or gamertags).
     
  40. WolferBooy

    WolferBooy The Pulchritudinous Northanian
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    You know your a gamer when your in school, and you blink. And you realize that this is real life.

    You know your a gamer when you make plans for your roleplay character while in school.

    You know your a gamer when the one time you do sleep its about games.

    You know your a gamer when you can pick up a game and master it in 1-3 days.

    You know your a gamer when you know what console screen codes mean.

    You know your a gamer when your making a sandwhich. And when you are about the put the knife away. You play with knives like a boss without cutting yourself ever.

    You know your a gamer when you think double jumps can really happen for 6 years.

    You know your a gamer when you have bags under your eyes.

    You know your a gamer when your playlist of songs, is mainly LOTR/SKYRIM songs.

    You know your a gamer when you attempt to dress your dog up has a gremblin.

    You know your a gamer when you have plans to take down each and every horror movie baddy.

    You know your a gamer, when you find out how to mod a game in less then a day without google.

    You know your a gamer when half of your reccomended vids on YouTube are gaming vids.

    You know your a gamer when you can name every COD shotgun.

    You know your a gamer when you think back flips are easy. (They're not)

    You know your a gamer when you talk to yourself while playing games. (For some reason this never happens to me while playing minecraft)

    You know your a gamer when one of your favorite animes is about people who get trapped in a game. (SAO)

    You know your a gamer when you have to list all of these ^

    You know your a gamer when all of these apply to you ^ (These all apply to me)
     
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