'twas The Night In Regalia

[PickAccess]

'Twas the night in Regalia​

And all through the streets​

Not a creature was stirring​

On two dozen feets.​

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The drunkards were hung​

By the docks with care​

in hopes that the washwoman​

would soon be there.​

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The children were twitching, all snug on their screens​

Hyper and jumping by caffeinated means.​

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Joshua Kade in his long underwear, and I in my cap​

had just thrown all snowballs towards Luthien's snap.​

When out before houses, there arose such splatters​

I sprang from the uspawn like the maddest of hatters!​

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Away to the snow golems I flew in a dash​

Tore up the lever, and shot ten snowballs in stash​

The chunks downloaded on newly punished snow​

Fast and mean like the straightest of arrow​

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When, what to my wondering inventory should appear​

But a miniature snowpile and eight tiny rein-deer.​

With a little old orc, so lively and rash​

I knew in a moment it must be Snowgash!​

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More rapid than snowmines and golems they pelted​

And he whistled and belched with a god axe he smelted​

"On Kin and long ears, on tiny folk and pale beers!​

To the top of the tavern! To the top of the spawn​

Now toss away, toss away, toss till dawn!"​

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Set to the top of the battle they flew​

With a sleigh full of steak and chicken legs too;​

And then in a bumping, I heard with a pop​

The war calls and firing to a full stop-​

As I drew in my armor, broken to astound,​

Snowgash popped in and snorted laughing 'round.​

He was dressed in loincloth with fur to his foot​

And his face was covered in the blackest of soot.​

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He looked like a puffin, snow flung down 64 stack​

Snickering like a penguin just eating his snack.​

His eyes, how they twinkled! Dumping snow so merry​

His tongue panted wild, face ever so hairy​

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He had broad shoulders, and a fat little jaw​

The warbled and sprung like a snow spitting maw.​

A wink of his axe and a twist of my home bed​

Soon gave me to know I'd everything to dread​

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He spoke not a word, but went straight to work,​

Filling all the dispensers then turned with a jerk​

Laying his finger inside his nose,​

And giving a nod, up the sky he rose.​

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He sprung to his controls, to his slaves he whistled​

And away they all flew, like a crash landing thistle.​

But I heard him exclaim, ere he logged out of sight-​

"Blue did it! Rohgash doesh goooooood tonight!"​

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[BillyTheScruffy]

All the bodies....It was a bloodbath.
Im sorry I couldnt save you Joshua Spartan, our best Snow Medics couldnt bring you back D:

 

[Th3_Drunk_Monk]

SnoGhash, spreading love with merciless beatings with snowballs to the face one city at a time.

Hope you all enjoyed this lil event everyone! I had way more fun then I thought running this lil brawl :3

 

[babaMP3]

you are all awful people omfg<3

 

[SatiricaI]

*Laughs all night* I read the thing outloud too, makes it a lot better. *Saw myself a few times too; is happy*

 

[LekkuLord]

"I can't feel my legs!"

 

[Ddafad]

Moved to General.

 

[Billy_Rage]

I wish it didn't take forever for me to open spoilers...
but we all know red team won, non of us died *coughs, Spartan ,coughs*

 

[Feverflare]

Favorite parts of the night: The overdramatic reenactment of a scene from 'Saving Private Ryan', "For once I can throw snowballs at prems without getting killed!", hunting down the leader of Mag with snowballs ineffectually while he shot fire arrows at me ineffectually, and PickAccess chasing Billy for like an hour straight.

Good times, good guy Roghash makes sweet impromptu player events. Wish I could have seen it to the end!

 

[studsonsc]

"Joshua Kade in his long underwear, and I in my cap​

had just thrown all snowballs towards Luthien's snap.​

When out before houses, there arose such splatters​

I sprang from the uspawn like the maddest of hatters!"​

lol I just love the first part​

 

[HydraLana]

I died.;(

 

[PizzaRoles]

this is adorable

 

[FCCarnilord]

"To get the homeless and poor into more... 'jolly' feelings, eh?"

 

[Joseph Marini]

Oh look, something else I missed. I hate homework.