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Due to the title of this thread, and also the area it is in, you probably know what this is.
However, some people are stupid, so I will reiterate the knowledge the more intelligent readers have amassed at this point: This is the introduction thread for me, Stevie.
Most of you probably know me as Golemlord, or Tallon, however.
I love to roleplay, even though I am a novice at it. I only started roleplaying when I joined this server, in November, I believe? or maybe December. However, I have been writing for years, so I like to think I am pretty good at it.
I do, however, have a dark past...
Yes, when I first joined, I was indeed a noob-vamp. I had experienced the plugin on another server before, so when I first joined, my first thought was "lol vampz!"
I joined a small faction of approximately 5 members, only 2 of which were active. I had fun with them, there was another vampire in the faction who taught me about it, and I got my basic start on the server. I didn't do much roleplaying with them, however I learned about the way the server worked, and took my first steps through Noob-dom.
After a week or two, I decided I wanted something bigger, and with a greater impact on the server. (we were kind of hermits, no offense to those guys though, they were great.) So I left the faction and joined Pagoda, and was an officer in Taxconsumption faction for a little while, but I eventually went Osai with gwen, where I still am.
So that is my non-RP, in-game backstory. But you don't want to know about that.
Oh, you do? Well thanks, but I should really get on topic.
So anyways, I am a teenager from Texas, who is the classic "smart but lazy" kid. I wouldn't say it's egotistical, I am quite aware that I could make straight A's if I completely applied myself in my classes. I simply just don't care about delving into the secrets of flagellum and the other mysterious of organisms, so that leaves me with a C in Biology, and a few more scattered C's and B's in my other classes, and one glorious A in my Algebra class. Kind of ironic actually, I used to love science as a kid, and almost failed math in 4th grade. Times change, i suppose. I even have a rock collection that I have tucked away from when I got really into minerals and such in middle school.
I have three cats, they are littermates and at one point we managed to toilet train them. I am serious. We even had an automatic flusher so we literally had to do nothing. I think my mom posted a video of one of them doing their business on youtube, I'll post it if I can find it. Because what is more fun then watching a cat take a dump?
I don't view playing video games as an addiction, I view it as a calling. Hey, that sounds believable, I might start telling people that. Yes, it's a calling, It's my duty to punish the jerks on the internet with my sarcastic humor and quirky personality! I lost you, didn't I? Alright, back to the drawing board.
What else do you want to know about me? You basically know me life story at this point...
I love musicals and performing. Mainly because my greatest passion of all is storytelling. One of my greatest strengths, and greatest flaws, is that I love a good plotline. I even try to steer my life in certain directions, because it would serve for a more interesting story. I am constantly trying to assign my best friends "roles" in my life, whether they are the annoying best friend, the rival, the nerd, and, well, you get the idea.
I have very girlish mood swings. One day I will be happy, hanging out with my friends, and the next day miserable, jumping off a building in Saints Row because I don't have the courage to do it in real life. I'm kidding, I wouldn't ever off myself, I never get THAT depressed. If I did, though, I would want to do it with style. I'm thinking I would want to die in a lot of ways at once.
Picture a man dying of food poisoning, while he is on fire, and gored by a charging rhino, with a paper cup shoved up his throat, so he can't breath. Yea, that'd be bad-ass.
Wait, what were we talking about?
However, some people are stupid, so I will reiterate the knowledge the more intelligent readers have amassed at this point: This is the introduction thread for me, Stevie.
Most of you probably know me as Golemlord, or Tallon, however.
I love to roleplay, even though I am a novice at it. I only started roleplaying when I joined this server, in November, I believe? or maybe December. However, I have been writing for years, so I like to think I am pretty good at it.
I do, however, have a dark past...
Yes, when I first joined, I was indeed a noob-vamp. I had experienced the plugin on another server before, so when I first joined, my first thought was "lol vampz!"
I joined a small faction of approximately 5 members, only 2 of which were active. I had fun with them, there was another vampire in the faction who taught me about it, and I got my basic start on the server. I didn't do much roleplaying with them, however I learned about the way the server worked, and took my first steps through Noob-dom.
After a week or two, I decided I wanted something bigger, and with a greater impact on the server. (we were kind of hermits, no offense to those guys though, they were great.) So I left the faction and joined Pagoda, and was an officer in Taxconsumption faction for a little while, but I eventually went Osai with gwen, where I still am.
So that is my non-RP, in-game backstory. But you don't want to know about that.
Oh, you do? Well thanks, but I should really get on topic.
So anyways, I am a teenager from Texas, who is the classic "smart but lazy" kid. I wouldn't say it's egotistical, I am quite aware that I could make straight A's if I completely applied myself in my classes. I simply just don't care about delving into the secrets of flagellum and the other mysterious of organisms, so that leaves me with a C in Biology, and a few more scattered C's and B's in my other classes, and one glorious A in my Algebra class. Kind of ironic actually, I used to love science as a kid, and almost failed math in 4th grade. Times change, i suppose. I even have a rock collection that I have tucked away from when I got really into minerals and such in middle school.
I have three cats, they are littermates and at one point we managed to toilet train them. I am serious. We even had an automatic flusher so we literally had to do nothing. I think my mom posted a video of one of them doing their business on youtube, I'll post it if I can find it. Because what is more fun then watching a cat take a dump?
I don't view playing video games as an addiction, I view it as a calling. Hey, that sounds believable, I might start telling people that. Yes, it's a calling, It's my duty to punish the jerks on the internet with my sarcastic humor and quirky personality! I lost you, didn't I? Alright, back to the drawing board.
What else do you want to know about me? You basically know me life story at this point...
I love musicals and performing. Mainly because my greatest passion of all is storytelling. One of my greatest strengths, and greatest flaws, is that I love a good plotline. I even try to steer my life in certain directions, because it would serve for a more interesting story. I am constantly trying to assign my best friends "roles" in my life, whether they are the annoying best friend, the rival, the nerd, and, well, you get the idea.
I have very girlish mood swings. One day I will be happy, hanging out with my friends, and the next day miserable, jumping off a building in Saints Row because I don't have the courage to do it in real life. I'm kidding, I wouldn't ever off myself, I never get THAT depressed. If I did, though, I would want to do it with style. I'm thinking I would want to die in a lot of ways at once.
Picture a man dying of food poisoning, while he is on fire, and gored by a charging rhino, with a paper cup shoved up his throat, so he can't breath. Yea, that'd be bad-ass.
Wait, what were we talking about?
