Hey guys its been a year since we had one of these. The last very educated and serious one was posted by the legend @65jes89 So here we go with the run down.
1. Since it appears im the RPer now, @65jes89 has reversed his role and it is he now that is disrupting my half undead / half unicorn Pegasus role play in my glorious and quite obviously filled and abundant lands of Miris. This must be stopped Undead Pegasuses just go free to RP in all lands disrupted. I dont see them pvping in Regalia. Jerks.
2. Alot has changed since Jes's wise words. @morrc5 Can no longer combo him higher than Afrovias walls as they no longer exist. He and basically everyone else especially @Winterless is now getting tossed around like a ping pong harder than the combo latter on Tyberias massive border wall by @Ieso . For the safety of our pvpers that wall should be removed as wall as any walls in the game.
3. Theres been a recent flood of @SubscriptShark s. Its an infectious disease that seems to instantly make you lose 5 cps when hes around. This alarming discovery has led to the fall of many pvpers including myself. Permanently. The only way to fully cure yourself from the plague is to repeatedly steal his god weapons. How though? Thats what we all ask.
4. Leather armor is now the fad these days after Jes massively pushed for it since he was too poor for diamond all those years ago. However its not really fair because my sword just simply cant stab leather like it can diamond. I feel for the good of everyone we must RP as vikings during our pvp and use Chain armor only and constantly flood the chat with massive mob-like quotes that identify us as vikings. @BornAsEpic will lead this movement.
5. Its come to many's attention that there has been a flood of sheep lately. Someone must be really hardcore breeding the sheep. Normally this would be hard to track down because theres alot of sheep-huggers out there in all of us. But since theres only one welsh..wait english? Its pretty obvious that @Tokuu is breeding a half dwarf-half sheep army to make up for his lack of pvp ability.
6. There has been a disturbing rumor that @Omnomivore 's cookies are secretly go-go juice infused. This means eating one will give you the effects of go-go juice. But it doesnt end there. @Sephite and her fairy dust apperently doubles the effect of nommy's cookies. This essentially renders Nommy the best pvper in massives history. Someone please for the love of god steal her damn cookies.
7. With the Kings in a Crisis-like Situation coming around as a regular thing we all learnt one thing. Why the hell are we fighting for Hadar. Clearly Regalia has the juicy loot. Its come to my notice that all the Great houses have agreed to ally with their half undead half Pegasus, half dwarf half sheep army, Go-go cookies, fairy dust, and Ieso's combo latter ability to march on regalia and pillage the emperor's village. Now thats progress. In short being a half undead- half Pegasus / half dwarf - half Sheep is now ok in Regalia.
8. The most nerfed trait ever Fly water just isnt good anymore. In order to buff it i suggest that Fly water now works with rain and /ptime rain. This will allow you to fly anywhere even if pvp tagged. I expect RPing as an apache attack helicopter while pvping will begin to become a norm and another invasion of Regalia will be necessary to enforce their equal rights.
9. @ZACGAMR7 No this is not a social experiment.
10. @Herecy Appears to have had a change of heart and is now reformed with his faction Tharw. He now is an Angel Lord and is working along side with @Viscar @hardname12 and the Civilian god in the outside cheer leading them. Apperently those Belegost dwarves are darker than the xxD3monl0rdxzx himself.
11. League of Legends is now liable to a permanent ban or exile from the pvp community. People like @Ninja124r and Hardname are soon to follow in my footsteps. Even more so by their relentless toxic and feeding behavior because ninja cant play league properly and @hardname12 is a filthy yasuo main
(Thank you all this was just for shits and giggles for april fools. I remembered a few years ago when i first came on the server Jes made a post that makes me laugh to this day. None of this is serious and i hope theres no hard feelings.)
1. Since it appears im the RPer now, @65jes89 has reversed his role and it is he now that is disrupting my half undead / half unicorn Pegasus role play in my glorious and quite obviously filled and abundant lands of Miris. This must be stopped Undead Pegasuses just go free to RP in all lands disrupted. I dont see them pvping in Regalia. Jerks.
2. Alot has changed since Jes's wise words. @morrc5 Can no longer combo him higher than Afrovias walls as they no longer exist. He and basically everyone else especially @Winterless is now getting tossed around like a ping pong harder than the combo latter on Tyberias massive border wall by @Ieso . For the safety of our pvpers that wall should be removed as wall as any walls in the game.
3. Theres been a recent flood of @SubscriptShark s. Its an infectious disease that seems to instantly make you lose 5 cps when hes around. This alarming discovery has led to the fall of many pvpers including myself. Permanently. The only way to fully cure yourself from the plague is to repeatedly steal his god weapons. How though? Thats what we all ask.
4. Leather armor is now the fad these days after Jes massively pushed for it since he was too poor for diamond all those years ago. However its not really fair because my sword just simply cant stab leather like it can diamond. I feel for the good of everyone we must RP as vikings during our pvp and use Chain armor only and constantly flood the chat with massive mob-like quotes that identify us as vikings. @BornAsEpic will lead this movement.
5. Its come to many's attention that there has been a flood of sheep lately. Someone must be really hardcore breeding the sheep. Normally this would be hard to track down because theres alot of sheep-huggers out there in all of us. But since theres only one welsh..wait english? Its pretty obvious that @Tokuu is breeding a half dwarf-half sheep army to make up for his lack of pvp ability.
6. There has been a disturbing rumor that @Omnomivore 's cookies are secretly go-go juice infused. This means eating one will give you the effects of go-go juice. But it doesnt end there. @Sephite and her fairy dust apperently doubles the effect of nommy's cookies. This essentially renders Nommy the best pvper in massives history. Someone please for the love of god steal her damn cookies.
7. With the Kings in a Crisis-like Situation coming around as a regular thing we all learnt one thing. Why the hell are we fighting for Hadar. Clearly Regalia has the juicy loot. Its come to my notice that all the Great houses have agreed to ally with their half undead half Pegasus, half dwarf half sheep army, Go-go cookies, fairy dust, and Ieso's combo latter ability to march on regalia and pillage the emperor's village. Now thats progress. In short being a half undead- half Pegasus / half dwarf - half Sheep is now ok in Regalia.
8. The most nerfed trait ever Fly water just isnt good anymore. In order to buff it i suggest that Fly water now works with rain and /ptime rain. This will allow you to fly anywhere even if pvp tagged. I expect RPing as an apache attack helicopter while pvping will begin to become a norm and another invasion of Regalia will be necessary to enforce their equal rights.
9. @ZACGAMR7 No this is not a social experiment.
10. @Herecy Appears to have had a change of heart and is now reformed with his faction Tharw. He now is an Angel Lord and is working along side with @Viscar @hardname12 and the Civilian god in the outside cheer leading them. Apperently those Belegost dwarves are darker than the xxD3monl0rdxzx himself.
11. League of Legends is now liable to a permanent ban or exile from the pvp community. People like @Ninja124r and Hardname are soon to follow in my footsteps. Even more so by their relentless toxic and feeding behavior because ninja cant play league properly and @hardname12 is a filthy yasuo main
(Thank you all this was just for shits and giggles for april fools. I remembered a few years ago when i first came on the server Jes made a post that makes me laugh to this day. None of this is serious and i hope theres no hard feelings.)
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